In Degang Guo's cross talk, there is a passage, "We are lost, and we have to live by eating cow dung. The good news is that there is a lot of cow dung. " What's this paragraph called?

In Degang Guo's cross talk, there is a saying, "We are lost and can only live by eating cow dung. The good news is that there is a lot of cow dung. " The name of this passage is My Life. My life is a cross talk performed by Degang Guo and Yu Qian. It premiered on the folk stage of Beijing Huasheng Tianqiao in 2005.

"My life" lines:

Guo: Thanks to the teacher for coming to the performance despite his illness. How have you been recently?

Y: I don't feel well.

Guo: Especially this time, I was so sick that I was disfigured.

Y: Why is it disfigured?

Guo: Hemorrhoids.

Y: hemorrhoids disfigured?

Guo: Not all.

Y: I haven't heard of it.

Guo: I can't tell at a glance.

Y: I didn't look carefully.

Guo: OK, I hope you are not sick or in trouble. I hope you have a smooth sailing. I hope everything goes well. I hope you will not be like me.

Y: What's the matter with you?

Guo: It's not easy for me.

Y: and you?

Guo: There are no outsiders here. Tell everyone the pain in my heart.

Y: You can talk about the pain you are suffering.

Guo: It's a long story (on the table).

Y: Wait a minute, then go down and talk.

Guo: I am used to going to the kang at home.

Y: this one can't talk when standing.

Guo: It's not easy to hit a child. It is not easy to live an unfair life.

Y: Why is it so difficult?

Guo: Nobody believed me even if I told you.

Y: Tell me about it.

Guo: Do you know? My cough ring fell off and my needle sneezed.

Y: not even close to the side.

Guo: Pull the cart one step at a time and burn the back of your head with candy cakes.

Why are you so hot here?

Guo: This is a sugar cake. Eat them. When you tear them apart, the sugar comes down. When you lick them, they collapse.

Y: Hey, don't destroy anything. Why are you licking it?

Guo: Actually, since I was a child, I have been determined to serve the motherland and be a person who is beneficial to the people.

Y: It's good to have this ideal.

Guo: When I was a child, I wanted to be an athlete and win glory for my country.

Y: that's all right.

Guo: One day I stood on the podium, and when the national anthem sounded, I cried with it.

Y: that's great.

Guo: My wish is to train by myself. I want to be an excellent swimmer. I practice and teach myself every day.

Y: Oh, practice by yourself.

Guo: No, I can't. I can do all kinds of postures and practice it just right. I was banned by the garden department.

Y: Is the swimming department next to the garden department?

Guo: I practice with grass at the door.

Y: why bother?

Guo: They stopped me, and I said I deserved it. I died (in a timid voice).

Y: people are still dead.

Guo: If you don't practice pulling, you can't put the shot. Why not contribute to your country? Boredom is far away. Coach says going out alone doesn't count.

Y: The ball was left there.

Guo: It's amazing.

Y: it's a miracle.

Guo: It hasn't moved. I'm out. I said I deserved it. I am dead. Do something else, skate. I'm proud of it.

Y: It's called a roller.

Guo: It's fun to put on shoes with wheels and swish.

Y: that's good.

Guo: One day, in the world series, I will be the first at home to lose my shoes.

Yu: small.

Guo: Not even the roller skating rink. It's small. Go to the outer ring road, put on your shoes, find a big truck, arrest those people, and it will drive me all the way.

Y: This is not your skating.

Guo: It's exciting and fast. I just forgot to ask. This bus goes to Inner Mongolia.

Y: ok.

Guo: Boy, as soon as the Outer Ring Road came out, it was lifted, and the skates were shining. Everyone ran out and shouted, Look at Nezha.

Y: Think of your shoes with wheels as hot wheels.

Guo: Unfortunately, I didn't go to Inner Mongolia, and I stayed in Chengde.

Y: I see.

Guo: My shoes are worn out. I was afraid of pain, so I didn't follow.

Y: Yes, if you grind it again, you will grind your feet.

Guo: None of my wishes have come true, and my studies are not smooth.

Y: What's wrong with going to school?

Guo: You can count them. Primary school 10 years, middle school 12 years. Over the years.

Y: wait a minute. Primary school is 10, and middle school is 12. How do you read this book?

Guo: They won't let me graduate.

Y: Is that reluctance?

Guo: I was rated as the most familiar face in the whole school. When the new teacher came, he asked me about the school.

Y: You are familiar with it. Tell them.

Guo: I don't like classes either. I can't understand what they say.

Y: Oh, I don't understand.

Guo: He doesn't like looking at me either, and I don't like looking at him either. You deserve it. I will go to my dormitory to sleep.

Y: just sleep.

Guo: I play mine. I play the harmonica myself. I read books.

Y: it's also a hobby.

Guo: What are my two hobbies? Please teach me how to play the harmonica, which I love to learn.

Y: harmonica.

Guo: How do you play? Say you practice harmony first. Aha, practice like this. Practice for March. I am not interested in harmonica, but I am interested in bones.

Y: You changed your habits.

Guo: The students let me smell every key they lost.

Y: I'm sure I can find it.

Guo: Nothing to read, martial arts novels.

Y: Just look at this one.

Guo: I like this, sword and shadow, and reading aloud.

Y: I recited it, too.

Guo: The dormitory is empty. I'm alone. His blood is cold and his heart is cold.

Y: that's what everyone says.

Guo: His sword is cold, his men are cold, and this boy is frozen. What's the use?

Y: what book?

Guo: What's the use of writing this thing?

Y: don't look.

Guo: It's okay to stay every day. Introduce me to a girlfriend.

Y: Oh, dating someone.

Guo: It's beautiful. Looks like a car accident, eyes like this.

Another sunny afternoon, my girlfriend, Miss Bias, and I were sitting in the 3 1 ice cream shop in Brazzaville, Congo.

Y: How did you find it?

Guo: I watched her eat snowballs one by one.

Y: She can't see what is in front of her.

Guo: I hate it. I gave her a bad look, but she didn't take it to heart.

Y: Maybe I didn't see you.

Guo: I think of my parents who are far away in the south. I haven't been home since I went to school for so many years. My parents in my hometown are in good health. When can I still be filial to my knees?

I received a letter from my father in the morning. Dear child, you have been away from home for a long time. It was only under the reminder of our neighbors that we remembered that we had a child like you. We miss you very much. Our family moved, so I won't tell you where to move. Guess.

Y: Any guesses?

Guo: I deliberately removed our house number when I left.

Y: I can't find my home these days.

Guo: It's very cold. I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy. I unbuttoned it and put it in your coat pocket.

Y: The old man is a fool.

Guo: I wanted to send you some money, but the envelope was sealed.

Y: Then don't bother.

Guo: Where can I find them? I miss them very much. Prejudice wants to take me to the south.

Y: south?

Guo: I went to find them at home and came to Beijing Railway Station. There are no tickets left.

Thanks to my girlfriend, I went to the police and asked, Do you know where the ticket scalper is?

Y: Ticket scalper?

Guo: Make the police happy. I'm looking, too.

Yes, isn't it? It's just two people looking for him.

Guo: Later, I didn't know where she got two tickets.

Y: I really bought it.

Guo: We boarded the westbound train.

Y: I went to the west.

Guo: The train walked for three days and nights and finally got off at a place I didn't know. She took me deep into the forest.

Y: into the forest.

Guo: I was so tired that I lay there and fell asleep. I don't know how long it will take. She pushed me: Hey, I said: Why? There is good news and bad news.

Y: Two messages.

Guo: Which one do you listen to? What is the bad news?

Y: I can't listen well first.

Guo: We are lost. I don't know this place. In addition, it is estimated that we will have to live by eating cow dung in the future.

Y: cow dung.

Guo: What's the good news?

Y: listen again. All right.

Guo: There is a lot of cow dung.

Y: Oh, that's all right.

Guo: (punching and kicking)

Y: Come on, save your strength.

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