Beg the emperor who is a jerk in history.

So-and-so said that people are inherently mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather. The emperor's death is generally not small, few are heavier than Mount Tai and lighter than a feather, and there are many thoughts. I'll tell you a few funny ones for you to enjoy. It's cruel to make fun of other people's deaths, but the way these people die is really ...

It is said that the most cowardly person who died in history was Sima Yao, the filial piety emperor of the Eastern Jin Dynasty.

This brother, like most emperors, indulges in debauchery and drinks with his arms around his concubines all day. Once I got drunk and quarreled with my favorite concubine Zhang Guiren. Note that it is a quarrel, not that the emperor reprimands the concubine, but that the emperor and the concubine scold each other. Finally, Sima was anxious and threw out an angry word: "I care about you!" " I have so many concubines, I'll find someone else! "Say that finish, fell asleep.

Zhang Guiren, who was still awake there, began to ponder. Will that old guy ignore me? Find someone else, then where can I do it? ! Now that I am so young and beautiful, you ignore me. Will I have a good life when I am old? ! The more I think about it, the more I feel. Finally, Ms. Zhang gritted her teeth and was cruel. She recruited several maids, moved several big quilts, divided by three times five, and strangled Sima, who was still in a deep sleep.

Poor innocent classmate Sima, because of such an angry remark about the quarrel between the young couple, lost an emperor's life that took generations to repair.

It is said that the strangest person who died in history was Jinu, the monarch of the State of Jin in the Spring and Autumn Period.

This brother is a monarch who really holds the power of life and death. He is old and a little senile. A fortune teller in the state of Jin, probably tired of living, said to the monarch, you are old, but you will not live to eat new wheat this year. Mr. Ji is certainly not happy to hear that. When the new wheat came down that year, he asked the fortune teller to say, look, if you say I won't live long enough to eat the new wheat, I will give it to you! But you have to die for me first. You can't be sure! Have the fortune teller pushed out and cut down.

Old Ji Man picked up his rice bowl and was about to eat when he suddenly felt sick in his stomach. He told the left and right sides no, I had to go to the toilet first, put down the bowl and went out. The left and right attendants waited left and right, and the meal was cold, but the monarch still didn't come back. What happened? In private, I looked for it separately, but I couldn't find it anywhere in the palace. Finally, in the toilet, I found Mr. Ji, who fell into the cesspit and was dead. ...

Later, people praised Mr. Ji as the first emperor to die in the toilet ... Khan; In fact, there has always been a question in my heart. Is the toilet more than two thousand years ago really that backward? Even the king of a country has to squat, no toilet ... sweat again; Zuo Zhuan, which has always been known for its concise and powerful writing style, described the incident in only one sentence: "Eat, get up, go to the toilet, sink and die" ... sweating profusely.

I don't remember who asked me, what is stupid? I said, it seems just silly. I think the following two can compete for the stupidest one. ...

One is Qin Wuwang, the king of Qin. (Sweat first, the name of this king is "lewd" enough. ). In fact, what a bright future this monarch has. /kloc-acceded to the throne at the age of 0/7, young and promising. The state of Qin is also in full swing, and the governors are all afraid. Anywhere, just a little silly. I like to compete with others, and I don't hesitate to see anything, especially big things.

I was even more excited when I went out at the age of 23 and saw the cauldron in Luoyang. I heard that the Hercules named Meng can lift it, but he didn't say that he could lift it. As a result, I really lifted it, but I didn't hold back. I fell and broke my thigh, and my medical conditions were almost put aside. I died in Luoyang within two days.

Two days ago, I read an article on China Sports Network, saying that weightlifting in Qin Wuwang was the earliest recorded weightlifting competition. I am sweating. Therefore, the winning classmate is the earliest recorded weightlifter who went abroad to participate in the competition and devoted himself to sports. It seems stupid, but it means a lot. ...

Another candidate who is the most stupid and lacking in name is not the emperor, but also the son of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Jin Zhiyuye, who is famous, Guangling Wang Liu Xu. This Liu Tongxue is also a good man, born strong and brave. But no matter how capable you are, you can't like this abnormal activity. Liu Tongxue doesn't like gold and silver beauties, but he likes fighting with bears. It is said that there is a big bear garden in his fief, where there are brown bears, grizzly bears, black bears, Malay bears and white bears ... white bears are raised? ! Nobody knows. In a word, Liu Tongxue did nothing all day, just thinking about how to fight bears, and invited a teacher for this. Every once in a while, I go to the bear park to find a bear and give it a fat beating. What a hero! 8 Mud and sand are mixed, and heroes sometimes miss. Finally, one day, Liu Tongxue met a terrible bear and was beaten and scratched to death by the bear. ...

You said that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was a wise man. How can you take advantage of such a precious son? ...

Think about it. Who is more worthy of the stupidest prize, classmate or classmate Liu? I prefer Liu Tongxue ... * _ *

Well, that's all for the story. It's time for us to sum it up. Learning history means learning from history. What have we learned? I think we must learn from the following points in the future:

1. Don't say angry words when the young couple quarrel.

A fortune teller should take what he said seriously.

Weightlifting is a dangerous sport. Don't try it without professional training.

Man can't beat wild animals, especially bears. Don't try to be brave unless you do it or die.

Finally, don't worry when you go to the toilet, especially when you go to the toilet.