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1, my uncle has a sister. Yesterday, I went to my uncle's house for dinner. My aunt is at home. I saw two mobile phones on the table, one of which was very nice. I pointed to this and asked my aunt, "Whose mobile phone is this?" My aunt: "Fuck you!" I feel dizzy. Well, this dish is so bad that I actually pointed to another one and asked, "How about this one?" My aunt: "Fuck you!" I'll go. . . . This meal is a big loss! !

2. A male colleague in the office started a new HTC G8 mobile phone. One day, a female colleague suddenly rushed into the office. To this, the man said, show me your G8. I want to buy it. The whole office suddenly fell silent. . . The man stood up, touched his trousers and said, Oh, that's strange. My G8 was in my pants just now, but now it's gone. . . The whole office is out of control. . .

It's almost Valentine's Day. Just after visiting downstairs, my boss asked me, "Does Mr. Wang buy flowers?" "Why buy flowers?" "Buy flowers for my girlfriend." "Oh, how many flowers can you buy for your girlfriend?" Then the boss silently took the flowers back. ...