cheesy pick-up lines

Complete works of simple love stories. Sentences consist of words and phrases. Reading can cultivate our temperament. Talking with pictures is a good way to show a good life. Writing sentences is also based on personal feelings. Read the complete works of earthy love stories and choose a circle of friends!

Love story of earth 1 1, female: Do you like drinking water? M: Yes. W: Then you already like me by 70%.

2. Woman: Are you nearsighted? M: No (yes). W: Then why can't you see that I like you (no wonder you can't see that I like you).

3. Woman: Are you blind? Man: No woman: Then why can't you see that I like you?

4. Woman: Don't let me see you. Man: What happened? Woman: Otherwise I will like you once when I see you.

5. W: Do you know what you look like? Man: What person? Woman: My man.

6. Woman: Can you like me? M: No way. W: Then I'll think of another way.

7.w: do you know what I like best? Man: What? W: I like looking at you like a fool.

8. W: I think you are a game? Man: What game? Woman: My world.

9.w: I'm looking for a horse. Man: What kind of horse? W: Your micro signal.

10, female: Your head is steaming. Why are you angry? Woman: handsome.

1 1, female: I found myself lost. Man: Where did you get lost? Woman: Auntie washed the railway.

12, female: I found the earthquake. Woman: Oh, yes, it's my heart.

13, female: What's your blood type? Male: Type A Female: No, you are my ideal type.

14, female: You must come when I get married. M: Why? W: It's hard without a groom.

15, female: We are not friends anymore. M: Why? Woman: Because you are my man.

16, female: Do you know how to eat this dish? Man: Do you want to eat it while it's hot? Woman: I'll feed you.

17, female: You are particularly annoyed today. M: Why? Woman: I can't get enough of it.

18, female: You have something on your face. Man: something. Woman: A little handsome.

19, female: Let's play Woodenhead. Do not move. M: OK. Woman: I lost. M: Why? W: I'm very touched.

W: If I lose it, don't call the police. M: Why? Woman: Hold me tight.

2 1, female: What are you? Man: It's sheep's. Woman: No, it belongs to me.

22.w: What clothes do you think suit you? Man: A suit. Woman: No, I conquered it.

23.w: What are the English words for wall, eyes and knees? Man: All, eyes, knees. W: Well, I love you too.

24. Woman: My hand was scratched. Please shave, too. M: Why? W: So we are a couple.

W: There is one thing I will never do. M: What's this? Woman: I won't leave you.

W: Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? M: The North Pole? Woman: There is no room for you here.

27.w: Please pay attention to your words. M: Why? W: Because I will kiss it at any time.

28. W: Can you laugh? M: Why? W: Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

W: I think you look like one of my relatives. Man: Who? Woman: My mother's son-in-law.

30.w: it's too cold. What is the best way to keep warm? M: What's this? . Woman: Marry me. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.

3 1, saying that one-sided is staying up late, saying that it is really insomnia and really misses you.

32. Cute is not a long-term solution, but cute me is a long-term solution.

33. Tigers are not arrogant. You should be my ... boyfriend.

34. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to abandon me.

35. I feel uneasy at night without your good night.

36. I like you. If you don't like me, please give me back these four words.

Do you know what is most important to me? This is the first word of this sentence.

38. I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won't let me into the box.

Didn't your mother teach you to be polite? I like you, and you have to like me.

40. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

4 1, the spring breeze is ten miles, so we might as well be together.

42. I woke up easily in this spring morning. Where is my date?

43. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

45. Why can I only hug you?

46. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, someone will catch you.

47. See the world meet you.

48. The ocean of pain is endless. It's me.

49, the tiger is not arrogant, you treat me as a boyfriend.

50. Your eyes are really beautiful. They only fit me inside.

5 1, I never envied anyone when you were with me.

52. You are the joy of youth, so is reading backwards.

What do you belong to? You belong to me.

54. Do you believe in love at first sight? Why don't I pass you by again?

55. Is there anything you can't do? I won't leave you.

56. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

57. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

58. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.

59. Speaking of it, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.

60. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

Love story of earth 2 1, be yourself by my side, even if you fart, shit and pee, I still love you.

2. "I have a cold!" "Take care of yourself." "Because I have no resistance when I see you ~"

3. Me: "Do you think my eyes are good?" Yy: "Nice." Me: "Do you know why it looks so good?" Yy: "Why?" Me: "Because I have you in my eyes."

4. I'll give you a remark on a line, because if you make a line, you love a line.

5. "I'll show you a magic trick", "OK", "It's all over", "I don't see anything" and "I like you better"

6, baby, come here, why don't you look at this when you walk? You hit my heart again.

7. "Life belongs to life, ideals to ideals, and reality to reality." "What are you trying to say?" "I want to say that you belong to me."

8. "I want you to tell you a simple love story." "I don't want to hear it." "Then look at the first three words.

9. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking on my heart.

10, do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

1 1, everything is fine here, because this is you.

12, I met you in my lifetime and spent all my luck.

13, "Do you smell anything?" "No" "When I came out, the air was sweet."

14, "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" I don't know. What is it? "Tang Priest, I will marry you."

15, "Guess whether I like drinking or playing the king" "Like playing the king" "No, I love you."