Fortune Telling Collection - Comprehensive fortune-telling - The complete book of funny two-part allegorical sayings and its answers are rich and colorful.
The complete book of funny two-part allegorical sayings and its answers are rich and colorful.
Clear mouth when drinking soup-shameless and dirty
Disclaimer-shameless person
Burning paper on the grave-fooling ghosts
Fart under the covers-you can write (smell) and type (cover)
Fart under the covers.-take it all.
Open the coffin and shout to catch the thief-it's so wronged.
Walking a tightrope with a big belly-adventure.
Swimming in a cesspool-I'm really not afraid of death (shit)
The Jade Emperor farted-with air.
Moldy grapes-full of bad water
Dancing broadsword in the cemetery-terrible.
Draw a bow in a cemetery-shoot a ghost.
Dogs eat tofu brain-leisure (bit)
Driving without a whip-by flattery.
Coffin shop business-life and death money.
Kidnapper in hospital-self-treatment (foot)
Gecko pulls the curtains.
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Hold out a small hand
Children born on the plane-high school students
Monks chanting-menstruation
Lift the coffin and take off your pants-it's impolite.
Playing pole vault in the toilet-too much (shit)
Light a lamp in the toilet-death (shit)
Set off firecrackers in the toilet-shock shit (excitement)
Dragon king farts-air.
Reach for the coffin-death costs money.
Eating iron bars covered with aluminum-actually weaving it from a basket.
The old lady touched the switch-full of energy.
Bastard's ass has boils-rotten rules (rotten turtle)
Asshole code
Turtles stand upside down-there are rules on it (referring to the rules of superiors coming down)
There is a little bastard standing on the tortoise-there are new rules on it.
Turtle somersault-one rule after another
Fairy tale fart-extraordinary
Talking and telling stories on the plane-empty talk
Give you three colors-you run a dye house.
Full of gold teeth-your mouth is a lie (yellow)
The blind talk-you talk nonsense.
Blind people wear glasses-you pretend to be better than.
Throw a bomb in the toilet-you have aroused public outrage (dung)
Blind people learn to embroider-you show off blindly.
Giving birth is not giving birth-it's scary.
Turtles eat watermelons-roll and crawl.
Hooray! He fell into the well-I dare not help you.
Dig an eye as a judge-blindly to the end
Dung beetles is lying on the road-load the car!
Toads have no hair-follow the roots.
Scallion and pig nose-pretending to be an elephant
The rice is undercooked and stuffy.
Two bulls fight-a real (profitable) bull race
Touch the yellow mud in your crotch-it's not death (shit) but death (shit)
Look at the sky with your ass up-blind as a bat
Belly fart-how do you ring (think)
Fart in the spittoon-I can't forget it.
80-year-old virgin-anti-Japanese to the end.
The rabbit wears a splint on its tail-a wolf with a big tail.
Boil a ball in a paste pot-you're still angry when you call yourself an asshole.
Old pride is like a peacock-romantic.
Pancake fruit is poisonous-don't do that.
Toad with a small hand on his back-the local leader of Lengchong
Toad crossing the street-you were still swishing when you refueled the camouflage jeep.
A feathered toad-an exotic bird.
Toad has a small hand on his back-the treasure in the palm.
Toad yawns-takes a big breath.
Please enjoy the classic two-part allegorical saying:
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Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma
The short man sat in Gordon's dilemma.
The short man sat on a high stool-he couldn't reach it.
Then the gourd digs the seeds-one less.
Then enter the fire zone-hold your breath.
Then drink water in the middle of your head-reluctantly
The dwarf pushes his hand-his hand is not high
A dwarf climbed a hill-greedy for cheap.
Divide Arabic numerals into eight characters-zero to zero (0: 0)
Grandpa eats Rhizoma Coptidis-Bitter (Grandpa)
(Metaphorically, the two masters are evenly matched, regardless of the outcome, competition, and advantages and disadvantages. )
Adou is the emperor-weak and incompetent.
Watch out under the chopping board-I can't fly.
A nun in a temple-no luck (husband)
Take the medicine according to the old prescription-it's still the same.
Fight secretly-fight blindly for a while.
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