Fortune Telling Collection - Comprehensive fortune-telling - The complete book of funny two-part allegorical sayings and its answers are rich and colorful.

The complete book of funny two-part allegorical sayings and its answers are rich and colorful.

Sell both cloth and salt-mind your leisure (salt) affairs.

Clear mouth when drinking soup-shameless and dirty

Disclaimer-shameless person

Burning paper on the grave-fooling ghosts

Fart under the covers-you can write (smell) and type (cover)

Fart under the covers.-take it all.

Open the coffin and shout to catch the thief-it's so wronged.

Walking a tightrope with a big belly-adventure.

Swimming in a cesspool-I'm really not afraid of death (shit)

The Jade Emperor farted-with air.

Moldy grapes-full of bad water

Dancing broadsword in the cemetery-terrible.

Draw a bow in a cemetery-shoot a ghost.

Dogs eat tofu brain-leisure (bit)

Driving without a whip-by flattery.

Coffin shop business-life and death money.

Kidnapper in hospital-self-treatment (foot)

Gecko pulls the curtains.

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Hold out a small hand

Children born on the plane-high school students

Monks chanting-menstruation

Lift the coffin and take off your pants-it's impolite.

Playing pole vault in the toilet-too much (shit)

Light a lamp in the toilet-death (shit)

Set off firecrackers in the toilet-shock shit (excitement)

Dragon king farts-air.

Reach for the coffin-death costs money.

Eating iron bars covered with aluminum-actually weaving it from a basket.

The old lady touched the switch-full of energy.

Bastard's ass has boils-rotten rules (rotten turtle)

Asshole code

Turtles stand upside down-there are rules on it (referring to the rules of superiors coming down)

There is a little bastard standing on the tortoise-there are new rules on it.

Turtle somersault-one rule after another

Fairy tale fart-extraordinary

Talking and telling stories on the plane-empty talk

Give you three colors-you run a dye house.

Full of gold teeth-your mouth is a lie (yellow)

The blind talk-you talk nonsense.

Blind people wear glasses-you pretend to be better than.

Throw a bomb in the toilet-you have aroused public outrage (dung)

Blind people learn to embroider-you show off blindly.

Giving birth is not giving birth-it's scary.

Turtles eat watermelons-roll and crawl.

Hooray! He fell into the well-I dare not help you.

Dig an eye as a judge-blindly to the end

Dung beetles is lying on the road-load the car!

Toads have no hair-follow the roots.

Scallion and pig nose-pretending to be an elephant

The rice is undercooked and stuffy.

Two bulls fight-a real (profitable) bull race

Touch the yellow mud in your crotch-it's not death (shit) but death (shit)

Look at the sky with your ass up-blind as a bat

Belly fart-how do you ring (think)

Fart in the spittoon-I can't forget it.

80-year-old virgin-anti-Japanese to the end.

The rabbit wears a splint on its tail-a wolf with a big tail.

Boil a ball in a paste pot-you're still angry when you call yourself an asshole.

Old pride is like a peacock-romantic.

Pancake fruit is poisonous-don't do that.

Toad with a small hand on his back-the local leader of Lengchong

Toad crossing the street-you were still swishing when you refueled the camouflage jeep.

A feathered toad-an exotic bird.

Toad has a small hand on his back-the treasure in the palm.

Toad yawns-takes a big breath.

Please enjoy the classic two-part allegorical saying:

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Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma

The short man sat in Gordon's dilemma.

The short man sat on a high stool-he couldn't reach it.

Then the gourd digs the seeds-one less.

Then enter the fire zone-hold your breath.

Then drink water in the middle of your head-reluctantly

The dwarf pushes his hand-his hand is not high

A dwarf climbed a hill-greedy for cheap.

Divide Arabic numerals into eight characters-zero to zero (0: 0)

Grandpa eats Rhizoma Coptidis-Bitter (Grandpa)

(Metaphorically, the two masters are evenly matched, regardless of the outcome, competition, and advantages and disadvantages. )

Adou is the emperor-weak and incompetent.

Watch out under the chopping board-I can't fly.

A nun in a temple-no luck (husband)

Take the medicine according to the old prescription-it's still the same.

Fight secretly-fight blindly for a while.