What's the funny joke?

I create a document myself and collect it all. See if I can make you laugh: (ten thousand words)

The teacher called "more ... more ... more" to make sentences. My classmate wrote, "Anerle sanitary napkins are drier and drier."

Cooler, safer. "(reproduced)

19. The truest thing: the sentence I made. The teacher asked us to make sentences with the word "Sure enough". I don't have

I haven't bathed for three months, and I really stink. (self-made)

20. There is also an article about the teacher, introducing the teacher's appearance. The teacher has an oval face.

The teacher has a paw face. Our Chinese teacher is going crazy. (Reprinted)

The content of "my classmate" is probably: once I was ill, he gave me a tutorial rain or shine. It rained that day

It's raining cats and dogs, and it thunders. I thought he wouldn't come, but he came in the rain ... The next day, he died of a high fever.

I will always miss this good friend.

There is a reading question on the primary school Chinese test paper, to the effect that a mother has suffered a lot for her children and finally went.

World affairs. After reading, ask the students to say a few words to their mother in Tomb-Sweeping Day one year later. A student wrote:

"I wish my mother Tomb-Sweeping Day happiness, happiness as the East China Sea and longevity as the South Mountain!" .

Women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.

I can't stand this business-the sign says: demolition, give money to sell! I threw her 5 yuan to buy a down jacket, but she wouldn't sell it. It's too deceiving consumers!

What do you want to do if you have 24 hours left in your life? A: I will take English classes, because every time I take English classes, I always feel that a year has passed.

My grandfather told me that the most touching words in the world are not "I love you", but "your tumor is benign"

If marriage is the grave of love, then the annual wedding anniversary celebration is to sweep the grave.

If marriage is the grave of love, the model couple is only a' model graveyard' at best.

People who respect others will always respect others. Today, when the world is getting worse, this virtue can only be seen in the banquet hall.

On the road, driving is not difficult, but there are' newcomers'!

Only by queuing for a long time can we truly realize that we are descendants of the dragon.

The experience of rolling in officialdom —————— From a distance, you will know that flattery will make people jealous for a long time.

Blind date is distribution, love is direct selling, and throwing hydrangeas to attract relatives is bidding.

The effect of contraception: if you don't succeed, you will become a' person'.

Those who work in public institutions are called' iron rice bowls' and those who work in private enterprises are called' no-washing tableware'.

In love, some people' feel dead'; In marriage, some people' see death as death'.

1, life is really boring. Last month, a buddy of mine borrowed 4000 yuan from me, saying that he was going to have plastic surgery.

As a result, I don't even know what he has become now. Oh, 4,000 yuan.

2. Notice to the robbers: Our staff only knows Spanish, so please be patient when robbing, and it is best to bring an interpreter.

thank you

3. Are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw stones at my head!

4, everyone! Today is the 10 anniversary of my wife's 30th birthday!

I lost all my money, furniture and clothes. Now I go out like an Arab.

Dear, we are facing such a difficult problem. At present, there are three necessary expenses every month: meals and rent.

Fee and clothing fee, but our current income can only pay for two of them at most.

7. I am forgetful, so my wife often tells me not to take an umbrella when I go out to work in rainy days, so now I am at home.

There are already ten umbrellas.

8. All the columns are well filled except one. The column of "relationship" should be filled with "mother-in-law" instead of "tight"

Zhang ".

9. Dad hit me twice today, the first time because he saw my two-point report card, and the second time because of my grades.

This is just a memory of his childhood.

10, tragedy is like I accidentally cut off my little finger; Comedy is like you accidentally fell into the sewer.

1 1. When arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between rifles and machine guns.

12. Next, I will publish Mr. Smith's will. Before publishing the will, I want to ask sincerely, Shi.

Mrs Smith, will you accept my proposal?

13, don't call your children "rabbits", because from a genetic point of view, it is not good for parents.

14, wife, I shouldn't use sheets to shine shoes, but I just got back from a business trip and I can't change them for a while. I was wrong.

15, in order to improve the safety of the product, we decided to put a seal on the bottle cap of the coke bottle: Please open this end; At the bottom of the bottle

Print: Please open the other end.

Husband: Ha ha ha, that hat you are wearing is really funny, just like. . . Ha ha ha, sorry, ha ha ha, too.

Funny!

Wife: Hum! Wait for the bill to come in a few days and see if you still smile.

17, reporter: According to a recent poll, people pay little attention to current events at home and abroad. Congressman,

What do you think of this?

Congressman: I don't care if I have opinions.

18, Mary, if you don't promise to marry me, I'll kill myself at once, which is my usual practice.

19, I'm the only bachelor left in our village, and all the other men are ligated when they get married and have children. Doctor, you can also give it to me.

If a woman is pregnant, I'm afraid I can't take responsibility.

Tourist: Master, is that hut over there a toilet?

Monk: Except that thatched cottage, all the places are toilets.

2 1, I don't understand, why steal those worthless things instead of stealing them?

Thief: That's enough! My wife has criticized me for this for more than a month.

22. If a lawyer and a politician fall into the river at the same time, would you rather have coffee or go to the movies? (multiple choice question)

23. It would be funny if it didn't happen to me.

24. Do you want to have good teeth? Here are three lessons for you: first, rinse your mouth after meals and brush your teeth in the morning and evening; Second, every

Go to the hospital for dental examination every two years; Third, mind your own business.

25, the hair is gone, dandruff is more prominent!

We always habitually think that the brain is the most important organ of the human body, but don't forget who made this judgment.

27. When listening to the sermon in the church, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

28. These are not rubbish! I collect antiques! Of course, you can throw it away if you don't like it.

29. Artificial intelligence cannot be compared with the stupidity of nature-because we advocate pure nature.

30. If a person still laughs freely in the face of criticism, then he may have found a scapegoat.

I signed up for a weight-loss training class yesterday, and they asked me to wear loose clothes when training. How dare you? If there are still loose clothes, then why should I sign up?

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

If an idiot can fly, then my company is an airport.

All men are created equal, except those who get married.

Can we go somewhere for a drink and make friends? Or should I give you my wallet?

Yesterday, scientists did the latest research. One hundred people took part in the experiment. After drinking twenty bottles of beer, everyone becomes extremely talkative but lacks logic, prone to crying and irritability, impulsive, driving skills decline and weight gain. So scientists have come to the conclusion that beer contains trace amounts of estrogen!

I think if I have some modest qualities, I will be a perfect person.

38. If you need suggestions or opinions, we will provide them free of charge; If you need the correct answer, please pay extra.

In the past, when the alarm clock rang, I often had the problem of patting it before going back to sleep, but since I put three mousetraps next to the alarm clock, my problem has been eradicated.

40. If Beethoven is the "father of symphony", does it mean that Beethoven's father is the "father of symphony"?

4 1, I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. Friends call it "confidence".

42. The Association for the Blind sincerely advises you: Never drink and drive.

43. I think I should lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually shed 100 ml of lard.

44. Experiment with two bugs. The one in the whiskey died, which proves that there are no bugs in the stomach when drinking whiskey.

45. I can't describe my creativity, my working ability and my writing ability.

If Bill Gates can get one yuan every time he restarts his computer, he will be rich.

47. Ten years later, the court sentenced the murderer to death for the second time.

I dedicate this book to my brilliant wife, without whom I would have accomplished nothing. She comforted me when I was in pain; When I failed, she gave me confidence. She never complains, never interferes with my career, never gets to the bottom of it, never comments. She always endures the hardships of life silently. . . (Author's Note-Special thanks to my wife for preface to this book)

49. I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.

My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I didn't have a chance to interrupt her.

5 1. Have you heard the story "The big pig said yes, but the little pig said no"?

52. I never watch TV. I just often check whether the TV programs in the newspaper are printed wrong.

53. Your eyes are like the bright moon in the sky, the first day; Fifteen points.

54. Why don't you be rational? My uncle is here. Why did you think of going to the zoo to see bears?

55. My eyesight is very poor. For example, see the thumbtacks on the wall over there? You can see it, but I can't.

56. Every day, I keep setting a new world record-the number of days I live in the world.

Shop assistant: Miss, all your ten hundred-dollar bills are counterfeit.

Pretty girl: Ah! I was raped!

Customer: I paid the same price. Why is the steak given to me yesterday big and tender, but the steak given to me today is small and old?

Attendant: Because you were sitting by the window yesterday.

59. Thief A: Count how much money was robbed today?

Thief B: No, just read the newspaper tomorrow.

60. In the internet world, your girlfriend may be a man and your boyfriend may be a woman, which is very painful, but you have to accept it.

6 1, your shooting performance is really poor. If I were you, I would kill myself at once in case you get shot more.

If you want to compete with tigers who can starve to death more, you win.

63. I put the TV remote control on my waist, making it look like I bought a new mobile phone.

Money alone can't make people happy, so I also steal some jewelry, stamps, watches and so on.

Appendix: Reprinting Heavenly Bomb: Full Score Composition for College Entrance Examination.

I have lived in this world for more than ten years, although I have been increasing.

The cultivation of strong sentiment, but sometimes, it is still difficult to be a person.

Some important decisions about life. To be or not to be, this is

A question. Shakespeare's questions puzzled countless ancient times.

Philosopher.

Is the interests of others more important, or your own interests more important?

Should personal interests be sacrificed for the motherland? Serve the people

Do you adhere to the purpose of service? This is our moral education.

It took us ten years to solve this problem completely. Revolution first

The eight-year war of resistance gave us the best answer. I

Our generation is a cross-century generation, and we will face more in the future.

Temptation. Because of this, we must establish everything from an early age.

For the lofty beliefs of others.

Life is a person's most precious wealth, but when it is important,

Hou, personal interests must be sacrificed. * * * In the biting ice water

Saving children is his spiritual choice. He sacrificed himself,

Let the child's life continue. In our life,

Most of them are not so extreme. But there must be no danger.

It's risky. Make a choice to sacrifice yourself, not just

It's as simple as seeing with your eyes. We must always reflect.

Yourself, only by being strict with yourself at all times can you become one.

A complete person.

Personal interests must first obey the collective interests, just like

No matter how successful a person is, his strength can't change this country.

The reality of disadvantaged families. No amount of personal wisdom can match.

Collective wisdom. It is the joint efforts of all China people that have changed our country.

The side of poverty and poverty is that Qian Qian has worked hard, and so have the people of China.

Only when we work hard and don't regret it can we build our country. Some people say.

Lei Feng is stupid. We should be revolutionary fools and use Lei Feng every day.

Behavior forces you to work hard. But it's actually very difficult, everyone.

If you are not a god, you must make a decision to sacrifice yourself.

However, this must be experienced. This is that we must raise our awareness and do our best.

Eliminate the interference of morbid extreme individualism and be strict.

Oneself, make the right spiritual choice.

A person's strength is insignificant, and it is often impossible to achieve macros.

Great goal. So if we want social progress, we must

Always be prepared, even at the expense of your own personal interests, no

Can be like a pig, only know pleasure. But like revolutionary martyrs.

Sample, shed blood, for the benefit of the people, sacrificed.

Myself. Only when everyone is like this can our country be truly rich and strong.

Only in this way can our country become a strong country and all of us can live a better life.

All right. But it's really hard for everyone to think so.

But if we can all be strict with ourselves and do it seriously.

Starting from me, this grand goal will be realized one day.

It's realized.

Big ideals, if we can start from small things, start from small things.

It is much easier to succeed. So, if there is no action,

It's no use just having lofty ideals. We need to be ready at all times.

Keep a clear head, don't relax yourself, and have moral requirements.

Keep it in mind. Everyone can do this, how can our motherland not?

What about Qiang?

At first glance, this article looks bland and noble, but please note that when you look down from the "I" in the first line, you will see a very classic thing, and the so-called noble highest realm is just that. Neither the proposer nor the marking teacher noticed the perfect score in the college entrance examination.

Appendix 2: Reprinting Blocks:

Secrets from all over the country

I didn't know what a proud man I was until I arrived in Arabia!

2. I didn't know that bagged rat meat was delicious until I arrived in Australia!

3. I didn't know there was still a set of rigidity until I arrived in Germany!

5. I didn't know that I could laugh when I was arched by a cow in Spain!

6. I didn't know until I arrived in Austria that even beggars can play minor!

7. I didn't know why Newton later believed in Christianity until I arrived in England!

8. I didn't know until I arrived in the Netherlands that men and men can kiss so hard in the street!

9. I didn't know until I arrived in Switzerland that opening a bank account without $654.38 million would be laughed at!

10. I didn't know it was unnecessary to write fairy tales until I got to Denmark!

1 1. I didn't know until Greece that those fascinating places were actually dilapidated temples.

12. I didn't know there were still people who didn't have enough to eat in such a large land until I arrived in Russia!

13. I didn't know until I got to America that no matter who you yell at, you will get shot.

14. I didn't know until I got to Canada that a place bigger than China has a smaller population than Beijing!

15. I didn't know there were n flavors of snow bags until I arrived in Cuba.

16. Arrived in China: Only one baby is good!

17. I didn't know it was polite to refuse to pay my debts until I arrived in Japan.

18. I didn't know until I arrived in Korea that Asian football was driving God crazy!

19. I didn't know until I arrived in Thailand. Don't panic and hug before meeting a beautiful woman.

20. I didn't know until I got to India that people have to make way for cows!

2 1. I didn't know until I arrived in Singapore that there was water all around and I had to ask someone else for it!

22. It was only in Afghanistan that I learned that I could not sue for grievances.

23. I didn't know that pollution would kill many people until I arrived in Iraq!

25. I didn't know that a tower can have so many mysteries until I arrived in Egypt!

26. I didn't know I could be kissed by AIDS until I arrived in South Africa!

27. I didn't know how uncomfortable it was to urinate anywhere until I reached the poles.

Appendix 3: Reprinting Blocks:

Toilet couplets

Funny toilet couplets

Above: World heroes bow here.

Next: all virtuous women in the world come to take off your coat and untie their skirts.

Horizontal approval: heaven and earth are upright.

Above: On both sides of the Yellow River, holding confidential documents.

Below: Front machine gun fire, rear artillery fire.

Horizontal approval: cool

Above: Open the door of convenience,

Below: Solve the worries of the following shares,

Horizontal Criticism: A Land of Shit

Above: It is advisable to urinate;

Below: Get the big solution, take off,

Horizontal criticism: do your best

Up: smooth up and down,

Next: Ji Ya.

Horizontal batch: metabolism

Top: Be careful before you come.

Below: I am relaxed after I come out.

Horizontal criticism: pleasing body and mind

Above: Sitting quietly looking for poetry,

Next: relax and listen to the clear spring.

Horizontal criticism: a quiet world

Top: it's best to sing in a low voice.

Below: It is not suitable for indiscriminate bombing.

Horizontal batch: pay attention to hygiene

Top: Sit down for a while, and you will relax.

Next sentence: after a while, you will become an immortal.

Horizontal batch: This is Taoyuan.

Appendix 1: Reprinting Tiandi Film:

Humorous jokes

1.

There is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin stayed at home and was bored. He was going to play with polar bears, so he went out, but on the way, he found that he forgot to lock the door. It's been 10 years, but the door still has to be locked, so the penguin went home to lock it. After locking the door, the penguin set out again to look for the polar bear, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " "

Guess what the polar bear said when he opened the door? ..... "Let's go to your house to play ~"

2. The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much."

"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay.

The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

Boss: "Sorry, there is still no"

"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again.

On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" " "

A child cried, and his father said, don't cry. After a while, his father will take you to the vegetable market to watch others eat sugar.

4. Jiao went to see a doctor, and the doctor said that you were seriously ill and could not share a room. Jiao A: My house is too small to share. The doctor said: I mean you can't * * *. Jiao is puzzled. He asked: My ancestors were all surnamed Jiao for eight generations. Why can't I be surnamed Jiao?

5. A bear comes prepared.

6. The eleventh book is incredible (book 1 1)

7. The sheep stopped breathing and stood high (the sheep didn't exhale)

A sheep is squatting in the pigsty (a sheep is squatting wrong)

8. It has been three years since the school established the Tibetan Cat Club.

They still can't find the colonel.

nine

Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables! ~~

10. In Hong Kong, a girl passed by a fortune-telling booth.

The fortune teller grabbed the girl and said to him, "You have a bad omen, which will be bad for you."

The girl said, "I wish I could take it off." Then she turned to go.

The fortune teller said to the girl, "Even if you escape, you can't escape the two big waves of life."

1 1, an egg went to the teahouse for tea and turned into a tea egg; An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg. An egg went to Shandong and became a Lu (halogen) egg; An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg; An egg accidentally fell on the road, fell to the ground and became a missile; An egg ran into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb; An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb. An egg got sick and became a bad guy. An egg got married and became an asshole; An egg swam in the river and became a nuclear bomb. An egg ran into the flowers and became a Hua Dan. There is an egg riding a horse with a knife. It turns out that he is a Beijing opera blues. An egg is female and ugly, and it turns into a dinosaur egg; An egg is a man, and his wife commits adultery with other eggs outside, and as a result, he becomes an illegitimate child; There is an egg. ......

12, stretch four fingers, what is it? Four,

Bend four fingers. What is it?

Wonderful (bend four) ~!

13. Asun and appa have nothing to talk about, and time waits for no one.

A song: "Recalling childhood, the happiest thing is Children's Day."

Apa: "Youth Day is in ten years."

A song: "Father's Day is in ten years."

Apa: "It will be the days of the elderly in a few decades."

A song: "In a few decades."

Appa: ". Tomb-Sweeping Day. "

14

When the millionaire drove past a village in a luxurious extended Lincoln, he saw two beggars pulling grass by the roadside and stopped immediately.

"Why do you eat grass?"

"We really have no money ..." A beggar replied.

"Really, get in the car and go to my house."

"I have a wife and two children at home ..." A beggar muttered.

"Call 1 and the rich man points to another beggar." And you, call your family, too. "

"My family has a large population. Besides my wife, there are five children. " Another beggar said.

"Never mind, just call them all."

In this way, two beggars and their families got on the bus, but fortunately it was an extended bus. On the way to exercise, a beggar's wife said gratefully, "Boss, it's very kind of you to invite even poor people like us to our home."

The millionaire replied, "Nothing, I just came back from abroad, and my house has been neglected.". The lawn in the yard may be more than one meter high and you can eat enough. "

15, when my friend Li Shansi and I just moved, there was no TV at home, and we were bored. Let's pretend that there is a TV set on the desk, and then we can change the channel by pretending that we have a remote control. This son of a bitch keeps changing channels. I told him, but he wouldn't listen. Then we started fighting.

16

Soldier: "Thirst ... Thirst ..."

Cao Cao: "Hold on a little longer! I have been to this place before, and I remember there is a Merlin nearby. I can walk for a while.

You can arrive. "

Soldier: "Oh! There are plums to eat! Oh! "

Half an hour later-Coss: "Master! The expedition found a lot of water! "

Cao Cao: "Ha ha ha ha, did you hear that? Finally, there is water to drink. "

Soldier: "If you don't go ... you must find Plum ..."

17

A girls' school is haunted.

One day I was met by Xiaohong.

The ghost said: junior. . . Look at that. . . I have no feet. . . I have no feet. . .

Xiaohong: That's nothing. Listen, senior, I don't have breasts. I have no breasts.

18, why is the silkworm baby rich? Because ... silkworms can cocoon (frugal)

19, which is the most embarrassing historical figure? Su Wu, because: Su Wu herded sheep in Beihai (kicked by the sea).

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Cry, cry. . He flew. .

2 1. Divers' movements are difficult. He turns three times, then somersaults three and a half times, and then somersaults for a month.

22

The tortoise and the rabbit race ... the rabbit quickly ran to the front. ..

The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly .. and said to him, come up, I'll carry you. ..

Then, the snail came up. ..

After a while, the tortoise saw another ant and said to him, come up, too. ..

So the ants came up. .

When the ant came up, he saw the snail on it and greeted him.

Do you know what the snail said?

Snail said: hurry up, this turtle is so fast. ...

23. The glass and coffee cup crossed the road together, and suddenly someone shouted: Here comes the bus! As a result, the glass was hit by a car and the coffee cup was fine. Why? Coffee cups have ears!

24. There is a competition. He scratched his head as soon as his head itched, and soon burned himself to death.

25. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped off the fifth floor. There's a lot of blood. It turned into red beans. It keeps oozing. It turned into soybean. The wound is scarred. Finally turned into black beans.

26. What happens when a shark eats mung beans?

Mung bean paste

27. A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University!

28

A: "I'll take you to a place where all girls don't wear bras."

B: "Really? Where is it? Take me away! "

A: "It's in the kindergarten next door!"

29. What's the name of boxing champion Ali's father?

Alibaba

30. How to make drinks bigger?

Read the great compassion mantra

3 1, which animal slips most easily?

Answer: Fox (cunning-slippery foot)

32. A bean bag crossed the road and was run over by a car. Then he looked at the explosion and said, "I" turned out to be a bean curd. "

33. Who is the wet nurse?

Flowers-because of peanut milk

Who is milk's father?

Sea-because of the flowers on the sea.

34. Draw a V between two fingers. What is this? Yeah ~ ~ Hands shaking down, what is it? It's fallen leaves! Ha ha ha, laughing me to death.

35. Once upon a time, there was a eunuch. . .

-What's next?

Nothing!

36. Two tomatoes go shopping.

The first tomato suddenly walked very fast, and the second tomato asked, where are we going?

The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again.

The first tomato didn't answer, so the second tomato asked again.

The first tomato finally slowly turned around and said:

Aren't we tomatoes? Can we talk? !

37

Late one night, when a young woman passed by a mental hospital, there was a sudden "wow" behind her. The woman turned her head and saw a naked man chasing her. The woman began to run in fear, and the man behind her followed. No, there's a dead end ahead. Desperate, the woman knelt on the ground and cried and begged, "Whatever, just don't kill me." The man smiled cunningly and said, "Really? Then you start chasing me now. "

38、

A man walked into a beer shop and asked for a large glass of beer. That cup has a handle. He picked it up and put his mouth on the edge of the handle to drink water. The waiter looked surprised and asked, "Sir, why do you drink like this?"

"In this place with handles, most people don't touch water with their mouths, so I won't get infected with germs."

After a while, another man came in and asked for a glass of beer. He picked up the glass and put his mouth on the mouth with the handle to drink. The waiter smiled: "Is Mr. Wang afraid of getting infected with germs, too?"

The man said, "No, I'm sick. I am afraid of infecting others. "

39、

A group of animals crossed the river until the boat in the middle of the river began to enter the water, and some of them had to go into the water.

The clever monkey came up with an idea for everyone to tell a joke. If the joke doesn't make everyone laugh, he must throw the speaker into the water.

So we began to draw lots, and the result was that the cat was the first, followed by the monkey and the chicken. ...

The cat tried to tell a joke, and everyone laughed except the pig. But the animals had to throw the cat into the water.

The monkey's jokes make people laugh their heads off, but the pig still doesn't laugh, and the monkey has to feed the fish.

Chickens are afraid, even clever monkeys can't escape this fate. ...

Unexpectedly, the pig smiled at this time, and all the animals said strangely, why did you laugh before the chicken spoke?

The pig said: the cat's joke is really funny!

40. There were three people who tried marksmanship together. A black man was holding something as a target.

The first man put an apple on the black man's head, and then at a distance of 10 meters, he raised his hand and shot it and broke it. He blew his gun and said, I'm Zorro!

The second man put a cherry on the black man's head, and then at a distance of 50 meters, he raised his hand and shot it and broke it. He blew the muzzle and said, I'm m007.

The third man put a sesame seed on the black man's head, and then raised his hand to smash the black man's head at a distance of 100 meters. He also blew the gun and said, I'm sorry ...

PS: I am copying other people's posts.