Who has a sketch line performed by a man and a woman?

Mr. Hu: Audience friends in front of the TV.

M: Dear viewers who are not in front of the TV.

Mr. Hu: Welcome to our Super Happy Shopping Channel. I'm Xiao He.

M: What about me? I'm Mary from Taipei.

Mr. Hu: Who?

Ma: from Taipei ~

H: to tell the truth.

Ma: Mary from the northeast.

Mr. Hu: Miss Ma, do you usually walk?

Ma: Go ~ Wow, hahaha, hum, you are really funny. Does a big star like me need to go? I usually go out in private.

When the car leaves the city, I will fly home and take the elevator. You don't have to stand when you have something to do at ordinary times. Do you think I still need to walk ~

Mr. Hu: OK, OK, even if my question is wrong, can I ask you if you usually wear shoes?

M: Oh, my God ~ Then you asked the right person. I'm telling you, as a professional shoe seller, ..

Ho: ah ah ~

M: Sorry ~ Ha, as a professional shoe buyer, especially a female expert, I'm not bragging about a room of more than 60 square meters.

I have sports shoes, travel shoes, high heels, flat shoes, shoes, slippers, sports shoes, water shoes, sandals. I have a stool with a zipper, buttons and buttons. Anyway, I have all kinds of brand-name shoes.

Hu: A-mei is tired, isn't she? Sister (patting her on the shoulder) So you must have used a lot of insoles.

M: Yes ~ Yes.

Hu: Well, you are very lucky today. A famous person once said: A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. There is no insole, it is really a foot rest. So today we will do it for you.

You brought super happy insoles, which are popular all over Asia and the world, to make everyone crazy, fascinated and scream.

M: Wow, this is what I put in every pair of shoes. Since I put this super happy on my shoes, my head has stopped turning and my hands have stopped shaking, and my progress is more rosy than before. Many friends have asked me if I am abnormal. ..

Ho: (⊙ o ⊙) Ah!

M: You are in love ~ Oh, I don't even know why ~

Mr. Hu: Of course, you padded our super happy insole.

Close: the more padding, the brighter ~

Ho: a philosopher once said: at the beginning of life, human nature is good; There is no insole, it is really a foot rest. Don't look at the thin piece of our super insole, but it contains 998 1 process. We combine the most advanced nanotechnology in the world and use 180 kinds of precious Chinese herbal medicines. Our insoles have passed the international ISO certification and are 100% green products and 100% environmental protection products. You forget that a philosopher once said, "You hate books when you use them, but you won't put your feet down when you have mats in your shoes."

M: Hey, no philosopher ever said that.

Mr. Hu: I'm not finished. Our insoles can not only get rid of foot odor and cure colds, but also enhance human immunity and improve the speed of online cooking. At the same time, we should remember that a philosopher once said: Use other people's happiness to pad your shoes and let others unfortunately put their feet down.

M: Heh ~ I can't stand it. You called that philosopher to me and I killed him.

Mr. Hu: Yes! Control your emotions.

Ma: Wow! Is such a small insole so exaggerated?

Ho: Of course, because it is a secret weapon that can help you succeed ~

Ma: the password weapon to help success ~

Mr. Hu: Do you want to know why Jordan can become a superstar in the NBA?

M: why ~

Mr. Hu: Because he has our super happiness in his sneakers.

Ma: Wow, haha ~

Hu: Do you want to know why Bill Gates became the richest man in the world?

M: why ~

Mr. Hu: Because when he invented Microsoft, he trampled on our super happiness.

Ma: Wow, haha ~

Mr. Hu: Do you want to know why Obama can become the president of the United States?

M: I don't want to know because I'm not interested.

Mr. Hu: OK. Do you want to know why Phelps can become a world-class flying fish?

M: why ~

Mr. Hu: Because when he swims, his feet are covered with our super happiness.

M: Hehehe, He Laoshi.

Mr. Hu: What?

Ma: Phelps swims without shoes.

Mr. Hu: Yes, you don't understand that others don't need it in the swimming pool, but what's in his shoes on the shore?

Audience: Super happy.

H: yes.

Ma: It turns out that the success of these celebrities is due to their super happiness.

Mr. Hu: That's right. Then let's analyze the shocking and even heinous functions of our super happy insole. First of all, of course, is its appearance and color.

Combination: super happy, small super happy, golden yellow, super happy, healthy and unique insole, super happy.

Mr. Hu: Second, of course, it is its anti-fatigue function. It can be said that our super happiness will not be tired no matter how far we go.

Horse: The pain of warm footsteps is far away, but it doesn't hurt.

Mr. Hu: Third, of course, it is its unique and flexible design.

Off: bounce crow's feet bounce crow's feet.

Fourth, what we want to introduce to you is that it can enhance the memory function.

Since I bought super happiness for my children, M: I began to learn English ~

He: Seay~ Mom doesn't have to worry about my study here. The most important thing is that our super happiness can make men more men and women more women.

We used to struggle (women holding men) (women laughing, hahaha ~)

Ho: I'm very happy after using it (roar ~)

M: I guess this insole is great, Smecta.

Mr. Hu: Yes, not only that, but we also hired the most famous designers in the world to design many series for us. First of all, we designed a mature and steady zodiac series for our older friends. Look at that dragon.

Ma: Pig.

Mr. Hu: Snake.

Ma: Pig.

Mr Hu: Tiger.

Ma: Pig.

Mr. Hu: I'm not finished with you.

M: Then you are not a tiger.

Mr. Hu: Oh, oh, oh ~ Sorry, I forgot to tell you that the Year of the Tiger has been sold out. If this year happens to be your birth year, it doesn't matter. You can change the zodiac, hehe ~

Ma: Don't be disappointed. Just turn the zodiac upside down and it will become the zodiac. Is it very creative?

Ho: Wow ~ But I also want to tell Leo's friends here that I'm really sorry, because who did we give all Leo's products to? Yico Zeng: Yes.

Ma: Eh ~ That would be terrible if I were a tiger and a Leo!

Mr. Hu: That's all right. You can choose our latest design of the most fashionable and popular Avatar series.

Ma: Wow ~ (clapping hands) Then what is this?

Oh, this is a special introduction for everyone. This is our DIY series. You can post a picture of the person you hate and fear in this blank position, so that he will ask you sweetly.

Ma: Honey, what do you take me for ~

Hu: I regard you as my super happiness.

Ma: Ha ~ ~ It's an insole ~

Mr. Hu: Right ~ So I can step on you every day.

H: Isn't it great? That's not all.

Look, we also have a brand-new dazzling diamond series with 38 perfect turntables, eight hearts and eight arrows.

M: The so-called eight hearts and eight arrows means that a diamond has perfect polishing, perfect proportion, the best insole in a perfectly symmetrical diamond, and the Rolls Royce in the insole.

Mr. Hu: You heard me right. Our super happiness is set with such a perfect diamond, Mary. What are you doing?

M: Buckle it and make some diamond rings.

Mr. Hu: Don't be so obsessed with money. I tell you, the position of these 38 diamonds can't be moved, because it corresponds to 38 important acupuncture points on the soles of your feet. As long as you wear insoles like ours, you can receive the most intimate foot massage anytime and anywhere, with such thoughtful design and reasonable arrangement.

H: Where are you looking?

M: But having said that, we don't know how much this super happy insole is worth.

Hu: We sell this kind of insole for 998 dollars internationally, but today we only sell 998 yuan to serve our country and repay our people. Besides, since today is our Lantern Festival, we only sell 98 yuan RMB.

M: Oh, Gaga's price is an insult to super happy insoles.

Mr. Hu: Yes, please insult us as much as you like.

M: How many pairs have we prepared today?

Mr. Hu: Oh, yes, we only have 20 groups, only 20 groups.

M: Haha ~ Is it too little?

Ho: There is no way to snap up good products. If you really can't catch them, we can only sing for you.

Close the door: sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I can't buy, I can't buy, I can't kill you, I can't kill you, I can't kill you.

Ma: occasionally ~

Mr. Hu: What's the matter?

Ma: Today is the Lantern Festival. Can you have a little more ~

Ho: Si ~ this ~ this.

Ma: Occasionally ~ ~ ~

Ho: this ~ this (the phone is coming) I'll take a call (I'm feeding my mother to change her nest and step on the bottom of 20), which means insole (oh, oh, Woma factory is here to chat, oh, okay, okay, hang up). Ladies and gentlemen, the manufacturer called just now, and we urgently stocked 20 groups, and there are still 20 groups left.

M: (Clap your hands, the phone is coming. Hey, Third Aunt, how did you get out 20 pairs? Tell uncle to bring it to me quickly. This thing has been sold. Let me tell you) audience friends tell you a good news. In order to meet everyone's needs, we specially made it from the factory in Northeast China. ..

Ho: ahem ~

Ma: 20 pairs of 20 pairs were dropped from the factory in Southeast Asia ~

Mr. Hu: Now we have 60 groups, only 60 groups. Dear friends, come and order. Pick up your mobile phone, landline or generator and call our ordering hotline quickly. That is.

He: 88888888

M: Oh, dear, I have a terrible cough.

Mr. Hu: Well, I'm super happy when you wait.

This is your super happiness.

He: Wow, hahaha ~