Fortune-telling humorous sentences

What are some humorous sentences with smiles?

First, men can't find a girlfriend, so they can only tell their fortune. Fortune teller: You are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: What about the rest of his life? Fortune teller: You'll get used to it for the rest of your life.

Second, boys take their girlfriends for a walk and pass by restaurants. The girlfriend exclaimed, "It smells good!" The boy with a hard bag on his back said very gentlemanly, "If you like, we'll walk to the front of the restaurant again."

A battery car hit a pedestrian on the road, and the pedestrian couldn't get up on the ground. Then the battery owner picked up the car and ran, and the pedestrians got up to catch up …

My best friend and I went to the hospital for examination and found that we were pregnant for two months. I wanted to give my husband good news, but my mobile phone was dead, so I had to borrow my best friend's mobile phone and send him a short message: I am pregnant. After sending it successfully, I remembered that there was no signature and wanted to resend it. Husband has replied: honey, really? Where are you now? I'll pick you up!

It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't get married, your love will come to no good end.

6. Walking in the brightly lit street, people come and go, and traffic is busy. I suddenly lost in thought. Which is more important, survival or dignity? Should I stand upright and stride forward for dignity, or should I grovel and pick up the fifty-cent coin upside down for survival?

I made an account today. If I eat less than one meal every day, I can save a lot of money after a long time, which can be used when I see stomach trouble in the future.

Eight, the most envious dog, can live for more than 20 years, if you are lucky, you can live for a lifetime!

9. A woman turned down a man 99 times and confessed to him for the hundredth time: I love you, will you promise me? Female tears "I promise you! Man pa "a big mouth fan in the past, especially Lao tze gather together a whole zha so difficult. ...

Ten, commitment, like fart, earth-shattering, and then pale and powerless.