A funny copy that makes people forget all their troubles.

1. Once upon a time, a girl's dream prince rode a white horse! Now, the girl's ideal husband is driving a BMW!

2. I am so nervous. What should I do? I want to see my parents! Is Aunt Wen gentle and Uncle Wen fierce? I was scared. After all, I hit his child first.

Don't ask me why I haven't been single for so long. Because the woman has a boyfriend, I dare not look for it for fear that her boyfriend will hit me. If you don't have a boyfriend, prove that no one wants it. Well, I don't want it either

There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a boyfriend as soon as I show up.

To sum up, my success in recent years can be divided into three categories: successful login, successful download and successful payment.

6. I have a buddy who said to his daughter-in-law, "Daughter-in-law, I have a fortune teller. The fortune teller said that I 135 years old has a hurdle! " His daughter-in-law said coldly, "Why, the graves are all planed?"

7. Driving school coach: The red light doesn't go. The green light is not on. What, there is no color you like?

Eight. One day, I overheard my parents talking. Father: If someone marries our daughter in the future. Mother: Then he is too poor! We should sympathize with him! Father: no, this kind of person did too much evil in his last life and is not worthy of pity!

The young man had a crush on a girl for a long time, so he took the opportunity to ask her for help. When it was done, the young man said, "How can I thank you? I will marry you! " The girl looked at him carefully and said, "How can you bite the hand that feeds you?" "

I used to play badly in the glory of the king, and my friends always scolded me. Then I practiced hard for a season, and now he can't scold me.

I can't find a girlfriend. Today, I finally got up the courage to have a holiday and went to the plastic surgery hospital. Just arrived at the front desk, I saw the receptionist immediately running over and shouting: "Director, big business is coming!" " "

12. I used to think that "poverty is not more than three generations" means that you will not be poor after three generations! Only when I grew up did I know that the third generation was too poor to even marry a daughter-in-law. There will be no fourth generation!

Thirteen. Seeing a good resume, I called him: "Is it convenient for an interview?" He: "Sorry, I'm not. I am ham sausage. "

14. Tell male compatriots the secret of not washing dishes. That is, every time my wife asks you to wash the dishes, she deliberately breaks the bowl, and she doesn't let you wash the dishes because she is distressed. This is my experience from kneeling on the washboard!

15. One day, a very rich man came home and found his dog killed when he entered the house. He wept bitterly and cried loudly. At this moment, a masked man spoke: "Someone paid me a lot of money to kill you."

Sixteen years old. "Do you like my angel face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

17. TV says: I'll give you tens of thousands and keep my daughter. The reality is: give us tens of thousands, or leave my daughter.

No matter how poor you are, you should stand up and show people that you are not only poor, but also short and not afraid of short. Remember to look up and show people that you are not only short but also ugly.

19. Some people say that I am fat. Oh, do you know this is called money? I'm adapting to the life of a rich woman in advance. Although you are poor, you must find the joy of life. Do you think a rich man like me is as happy as you think? All wet! I am happier than you think!

2 1. I took the bus today and asked the driver why he chose to drive the bus. I thought the driver would say something forced by life, but the driver said, "I just like the feeling that other people's lives are in my hands."

Twenty-two Cherish the friends around you. If you lose money, you can make it again. If you lose a friend, you don't have to pay back the money.

Life tells us that when you meet an idiot, you should stay away from him decisively, otherwise you may become good friends in the future.

Twenty-four You like playing games, I can practice; You like to cook good food, I can learn; But you said you liked the ugly ones. What do you want me to do？ There's nothing I can do.