Fortune-telling to coax girls _ Fortune-telling to coax girls to be happy

2022 humorous sentences that make people happy.

One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are calling a garlic to die!" "

2. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?

3. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a Want Want quilt as soon as it is hot!

4. Touching the scene and feeling accounts for the word "touching life".

Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

6. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, but mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

7. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road and cried when I went back to eat. It turned out to be a silent bun!

8. "Who has a small house?" "Super crowded Saiyan."

9. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book after dinner. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. Did you hear that? Make up.

10. If Huang Ting can't find it, go and find it-ah.

1 1. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

12. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. All I have left is you. "

13. One day M and N quarreled, and finally M apologized because M was sorry!

14. I don't like it if you don't like it. Who should I send the selfie to?

15. The doctor prescribed me a pill, and I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I looked at it carefully, and it turned out to be a pill that sounded good.

16. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

17. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

18. Others find buzzing annoying, but you say it's a beautiful mosquito, so I'll tickle you!

2022 humorous sentences (below) 19. Ask the stone monkey when he is most homesick. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

20. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.

2 1. My uncle cut off his head and became fierce because he became a vulture.

22. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is very scary?

23. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

24. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

25. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."

26. Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiaoming who didn't hear me.

27. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

28. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Biography?

29. When I open my eyes, it lights up, and when I close my eyes, it darkens. Can I be a refrigerator?

Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. Baidu made a mistake and actually crossed the river.

3 1. Liu Genghong can talk cross talk when he is fat. It turns out that he has become a Tanai.

32. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

33. What about being tall? Don't you bend over and talk to me when you meet me?

34. I found an island today ~ I am fascinated by you.

35. Going out in rainy days is also called stepping on wetlands.

36. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

Humorous homophonic sentences (Chapter III) 37. During the Chinese New Year, Niu Wangmo made a mistake, and Princess Tiefan criticized him all the time. The Monkey King couldn't stand it anymore and said to Princess Iron Fan, "Sister-in-law, do you still approve cows?" Princess Iron Fan paused: "Thank you."

38. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, she is a beauty in a messy room.

39. What song did Yugong sing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.

40. Brothers and sisters sing. Sister: What if I forget the prelude? Brother: Sister, how dare you forget the prelude!

4 1. Look here, I have two erasers. You didn't, did you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).

Bowls and chopsticks are good friends. It's sad that the bowl chopsticks died and said, the bowl is safe.

43. Let me introduce myself: I am 20 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal urination and defecation, able to breathe spontaneously, eat three meals a day, and can use smart phones. I have a bright future.

44. I have a group of chickens, none of which can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

45. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.

46. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, and each of us got rid of the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

47. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.

48. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

49. I don't care What do you care? Italy?

50. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

5 1. I washed some dates today, which were originally packed together, but they were scattered after washing. Did you hear that? They dispersed a long time ago.

52. You don't even reply to my messages. Do you still sell Sichuan pork?

53. You seem to have gained weight. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!

54. It is said that when Lu Da hung upside down and hung the willow, the flowers next to him closed their eyes in fear. When others called him, the flowers closed.

2022 funny homophonic sentences (Chapter 4) 55. You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?

56. Xiao Wang's father is strict and inarticulate. He didn't write a letter to his son during his four years in college. Maybe it's strict and bad faith.

57. "What if the white balloon bursts and the black balloon bursts?" Confession balloon

58. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.

59. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the land father-in-law, "Where is my golden hoop?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."

60. Even if I don't answer, what are you answering, the temptation to go home?

6 1. I just went out and accidentally hit my knee. It's a pity that I hit my knee. I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

62. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, green onion asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? Understand? This is garlic.

63. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

64. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

65. Don't even add my WeChat. What else do you want to say, pirates of the Caribbean?

66. I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

67. I said to the crow's feet in the corner of my eye: We should fight hard.

68. When you see the goddess online at night, send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?

69. You have the cheek to ask me why I am single. You said three or four. How can I not be single?

70. Don't talk about falling in love, what about crow's feet?