Jokes about "Yin and Yang"

Confucius said, "Yin and Yang are the Tao." Laozi also said: "The Tao gives birth to one, two, three and everything." If we use mathematical logic to reason, we can draw a conclusion: Yin and Yang are the mother of all things, and Yin and Yang are the source of all things. But everyone in China knows that although logical reasoning makes sense, there are essential differences between Tao and Yin and Yang.

In real life, when people hear Yin and Yang, there may be many meanings in their minds: Mr. Yin and Yang, Yin and Yang, Yin and Yang and so on. This is the profoundness of China language. The amount of information carried by characters is far less than that of square characters. The wisdom and philosophy of life contained in the word yin and yang may take a lifetime to understand.

Yin and yang are born together, and everything goes round and round. Without yin, there can be no yang, and vice versa, both are indispensable. There is a story that can reflect the philosophy of Yin and Yang: A long time ago, there was a big landlord who had two sons. The eldest son is big and outstanding. The youngest son is short and capable, with rat eyes. The landlord is satisfied with his eldest son, but despises his younger son. Before the two sons were adults, the landlord found a fortune teller to calculate the future.

The result was unexpected. The eldest son who grew up in the greenhouse has many disasters, and every disaster is very dangerous, but if he can survive all disasters, that is the capital of the emperor! On the contrary, the youngest son has a bright future and even looks like an emperor. But you must never be an emperor, otherwise it will be equally dangerous.

The landlord was so shocked that he killed the fortune teller in a panic. The landlord died soon after because of a nightmare. Although the landlord's attitude towards his two sons was completely different before his death, the relationship between the two sons was very harmonious when they became adults, and eventually the family business was divided equally between them.

At that time, the court traitors were in power, the emperor was extravagant, and farmers everywhere rioted constantly. The eldest son took the opportunity to recruit people and organized a rebel army with strong fighting capacity; The youngest son sold his family property and lived in seclusion in the mountains, waiting for the situation to change. The chaos lasted for ten years, until a general appeared in the court, and the situation finally stabilized. Because of his fame, the eldest son was chased by an outlaw, so he had to flee into the deep mountains and didn't want to see his little brother there.

To the surprise of the eldest son, in ten years, the younger brother actually established a huge tribe in this uninhabited mountain area. Everyone in the tribe practices martial arts and practices martial arts desperately. More importantly, my brother not only hoarded a lot of weapons and grain, but also completely anticipated the general trend of the world.

The eldest son was shocked, and the younger son looked calm and warned his younger brother: the fortune teller once said that you and I both have the capital to be emperors. It's wrong to be in this mountain forest together now. We have to be apart. Now the imperial court is powerful, but the talented general can't save the defeat, so in five years, the world will be in chaos again!

When the time comes, you will lead a brave and skillful army to attack from the front, and I will lead another elite army to secretly attack the Imperial City! If you survive this disaster, you are the emperor; And although I have a smooth road, I can't be an emperor. If we want to save the Lebanese people in from the mire, we can only do this. Qi Xin will work together to overthrow the tyrant! After the job is done, you will be the emperor and I will retreat to the frontier, so that the world can be stable.

Five years later, one bright and one dark brothers cooperated brilliantly and overthrew the tyrant. When the eldest became emperor and the second was stationed in the frontier, the world also ushered in a long-lost peace and prosperity. So far, this story has a happy ending.

But after the eldest son became emperor for many years, there were many flattering and despicable people around him, and finally he decided to take action against his brother who was famous in the border. When he led the army to the border, he was ambushed by his younger son and finally fell into the hands of his younger son.

When they met, the younger son said, Big Brother, do you know that the fortune teller secretly gave me an ancient book before his sudden death in the suburbs?

The eldest son was shocked when he heard the news. The younger son added:

The fortune teller came up with his own ending when his father found him. So I gave me this ancient book I learned. After his death, I studied hard and finally realized the true meaning of yin and yang! In fact, I have long inferred that you will kill me!

The eldest son paused, the younger son paused, and then said:

You and I are two brothers, one in Yang and the other in Yin. If we unite, we will achieve great things; if we split, we will kill each other, and the outcome will be miserable. Today, you were angered by a traitor and insisted on my death, but you didn't know that even if you killed me first, your dynasty would soon fall apart. Without me to escort you at the border, the surrounding aliens would have invaded the Central Plains. If you kill me, it's not good for you. Similarly, if I behead you for personal grievances, there will be chaos and people will be displaced again. So I can't kill you, either publicly or privately.

After listening to the younger son's story, the eldest son Pan regretted it. After the younger son sent his younger brother back to Korea, he made great efforts to become an emperor that everyone loved, while the younger son kept the frontier until his death …

If there is no yin, what is the recovery of yang? Yin and yang are the only ways!