Jinsha fortune teller _ Jinsha fortune teller

1. If you have never hurt, regretted or hated, then you have never loved! If you have never cried, been infatuated or drunk, how can you be really happy! If you have never been confused, lonely or wandering, how can you say that you have completely understood!

Since no one can understand me, who really walked into my heart!

I never choose my love, I always choose to love me. The person I love won't get hurt at least. How can I have the heart to hurt the person who loves me!

Maybe I don't have the right to choose to love me, but at least I have the freedom to choose what I love.

5. The most helpless! Everything can be done, but human feelings are rare.

6. The ancients said that those who eat fish porridge are clear. I love fish, I love porridge, but I have never seen sex! When it comes to love, there is no way out!

7. It's hard for me to be in a good mood.

8. Can you predict your life for the blind man who tells others' fortune?

9. On-off, on-off and on-off. Since we know that it is impermanent, why do people still have so many tears!

10. A responsive bodhisattva is often a clay tire, and it is often difficult to protect itself when encountering a little wind and rain! Look at that boaster, how effective he is in making small demands on himself!

1 1. All I say is the previous sentences, and I can't find a new chapter in my spare time. So, is this an old sentence or a new chapter?

12. People who blindly belittle others are also unconsciously belittling themselves. Raise others, and you also increase the weight invisibly.

13. Laozi said: Suffering is greater than the body. The big trouble for people lies in having a body, and I don't have a body. Why bother? Now that I'm gone, where am I, who am I, and where did this strange feeling come from?

14. Strange is not strange at first, but people think it is strange, so it is a bit strange at first. For example, a swearing person is not born to swear, but he must have said it before he started swearing.

15. The national system may not be perfect, but can people who criticize indiscriminately really come up with a comprehensive plan?

16. Some people who were originally rich often cry poor, while others who were originally poor often feel rich.

17. People who sympathize with the weak are often the same as the weak, but those who can help the weak must be the weak themselves.

18. The weak is not weak, but his psychological endurance is poor. And many strong people seem to be strong, but in fact they are fragile.

19. Why do you always ask me where I come from? Am I not here now? Even if I say where I come from, do you know where I'm going tomorrow?

20. In the face of reincarnation, you will find that every house you live in is only a temporary hotel for a long time, and you will eventually move out. But there are also many people who want to put their houses on themselves like snails and let themselves stagnate. In the same way, why carry so many things out of the body? You know, people's hearts are a little small after all, and they can't hold too many burdens.

2 1. Some things don't look like you, but they are true. Some things look like that to you, but there is something hidden behind them.

Looking at the problem from another angle, we can get more conclusions and gain some experience. This is from experience.

23. If you don't want appearances to cover up the truth, then you can try to doubt. Just like you want to know if there is gold in the stone, you must break it open. But sometimes knowing the truth will make things worse.

24. Don't care what others do, you just have to be yourself. Otherwise, you can know who your ancestor is, that good toddler in Handan.

25. Don't pay attention to those glitz, don't be too obsessed with prosperity, don't linger in the hustle and bustle, and don't forget to return to the smoke, otherwise, you may be intoxicated with it and don't know what to do!

26. You should always remember that you are different from others. Then, you will really be different from others in the end! Whether it's temperament or appearance. That is to say: if you think you are good, you are good; If you think you are evil, you are evil. Everything depends on you. What others say is bullshit.

27. Everyone is an independent player. You just have to play yourself well. Don't go through corners or wear too much makeup. Otherwise people don't know you.

28. The older you are, the better. Being old is not terrible, nor is it a waste. Everything is elegant, slowness represents calmness, wrinkles are symbols of life experience, words are the precipitation of life experience, and vicissitudes of face are the artistic crystallization of years.

29. No matter how wronged, bored and complaining you are, don't complain to others. This is a fool's practice, which will only make people look down upon it, and sometimes it will leave a handle and leave the population behind. The correct way is to praise everything in your heart, keep it and digest it slowly, and try to forget it when necessary. Over time, you will develop a unique temperament. Believe it or not, look at me.

30. Giving is not necessarily rewarding, and not giving is not necessarily rewarding! Sometimes there may be no chance to participate, or only a small chance, but without participation, there is absolutely no chance.

3 1. I think it's best to take everything easy. Since it will happen sooner or later, or it won't change at all, or even it won't help, what's the use of your hurry? It is better to calm down and think about how to deal with it next time!

32. People often avoid talking about many things about themselves because they are ashamed to export them, and also because they are often coy because of their feelings. The more they don't know, the more counterproductive they are, shattered glass.

I still don't understand how I can say such a thing, but I did. I just don't know if I said it. How come I don't even know what the vernacular means! It seems that I always feel that there is something in it when I look at it, but when I look closely, it is just a few Chinese characters. that's it

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The important task after 1.80 is manufacturing after 08.

2. Facts have proved that feelings can withstand wind and rain, but they cannot withstand dullness; Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain.

3. I have a good background, and I only have my back.

Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

It is very important to remind everyone to learn how to repair notebooks! Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair his notebook ..... Everyone knows what happened afterwards.

6. I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

7. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

8. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band. The injured one is always the one who won't let go.

9. Flowers often belong to cow dung rather than people who appreciate it.

10. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

1 1. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to make you end it.

12. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

13. I even believe that there is a lie hidden in the middle.

14. If you give your heart, you will get it, but it may also be completely hurt. Keep your distance, you can protect yourself, but you are doomed to be lonely forever.

15. Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

16. There is no other half 100, only two people get 50 points!

17. Indifference, sometimes not heartless, is just a tool to avoid being hurt!

18. If there is a distance of 1000 steps between us, as long as you finish 1 step, I will finish the remaining 999 steps in your direction.

19. The person who is willing to stay and argue with you at ordinary times is the one who really loves you!

20. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

2 1, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.

22. Spring comes, young trees sprout and the stock market turns green.

23. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

24. Don't complain about life all day. Life will never know who you are, let alone listen to your complaints.

25. People who only know justice are bound to be broken; Only a soft-hearted person will eventually be a coward.

26. Ask a colleague: "Did you buy PetroChina?" Colleagues said, "Bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec! "

27. Faith is not spoken, but made. Glory lies in dullness, and difficulty lies in eternity.

What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.

29. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

30. personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

3 1. Give me some sunshine and I will rot.

32. Only by eating a little properly can you lose weight.

33. Shake, shake, shake to Naihe Bridge.

34. Come back, I can't fool you alone!

35. Don't be as knowledgeable as the earthlings ~ ~ ~

A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

I don't love the people who love me, but the people I love don't love me, so I'm curious why so many people get married.

38. Love is like fast food. It doesn't matter what the taste is, as long as it can meet the physiological needs.

Let's get married for a better divorce.

4 1, the word fate is a contradictory individual, fate, points?

42, the tiger is not arrogant to give you hello kitty's face.

43. I saw an aunt burning paper that day, muttering: Don't buy a fund if you receive it ~

44. If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, Kaka ~ ~ It's full!

45. Anyone who kisses wildly in front of the canteen, study room and teaching building can't afford a house! ! !

46. The female student who just returned from an internship in a Japanese company said with emotion: "No matter how high-end meetings are held, no matter how high-end people are present, those people are polite to meet you on the stage, but there are always people touching your thighs under the stage!"

My girlfriend and I are separated, but in fact our sex life is quite harmonious-I am impotent and she is indifferent. ...

48. Nowadays, the more clothes a girl wears, the more she shows. The less clothes, the less exposed!

49. Girls in People's College of Literature have many inexplicable elements, and their thighs are still exposed; The girls in our institute of technology wear coats and trousers, and the two of them wrap themselves tightly!

50, coax women like hanging Q, at least two hours a day, after reaching a certain number of days, it will be fine. ...

5 1, if you give a girl a safe environment, she can let you die of nosebleeds!

52. My friend's wife's name is "Rong Rong", and he is really happy ~ But my favorite thing in my heart is "climbing the mountain" …

53.PPMM is a fleeting cloud, and only the warm right hand will never change. ...

54, you should feel more about women, don't think about your turtle head!

Love is like playing basketball. When you get it, you will not hesitate to throw it out.

56. Because of you, there are sea monsters in Qingdao! ! !

57. I'm embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal?

58. You look infertile!

Are you Peisi Chen's partner, Zhu Shimao's sister, Pig Bajie?

60. I am very happy. I got together again 1.50 yuan, and finally I can surf the Internet again!

6 1, prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa. ...

62. Don't talk to me about ideals and quit!

Mom said: people had better not miss two things: the last bus home and the person who loves you deeply. I want to take the last bus to meet someone who loves me.

64. I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

65. Love as if you have never been hurt; Sing as if no one is listening; Dance as if no one is watching; Work as if you were not paid; Live as if today is the end of the world.

66. In this life, are you here to borrow money or pay off debts?

67, men are used to rely on, so be reliable; Women are meant to love, so be cute.

68. Men like obedient women, but when men like a woman, they will listen to her unconsciously.

69. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

70. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

7 1, people who use iphone have one thing in common: I'm sorry to say it's not easy to use.

72. If you have children like Sun Zhongmou, you will find Kim Il Sung, if you find your father.

73. Meng Jiangnv cried down the Great Wall, and the White Snake was covered in water.

74. You are such a bitch. You are so forgetful.

75. Sometimes the wind blows the skirt. One monk says the wind moves, and another monk says the skirt moves. I say: It's not the wind, it's the skirt, and the color warms the heart!

As a smoker, you must have three conditions: a cigarette, a lighter and shameless charm when smoking! ]

77. It was dark at night and I suddenly wanted to study, but it was already dawn when I found the candle. ...

78. The current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. If you feel sick, you can't eat.

79. I put 10 thousand vows in the machine gun and then shoot you. You're lying in a pool of blood, covered in Cupid bullets!

I struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that it climbed the wrong wall. ...

8 1, the baby is dead, you come to milk!

82. The current tutor is not called a tutor or a boss, but a research contract worker!

83. Hold a banner against the wind ~ ~ Write two big characters: My hero! !

84. If you are bored, you can play with your nose for a while.

85. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

86. Good love makes you see the world through a man, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

87. Are you bored at work? Flip a coin, surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, work when you stand up, work hard when you stand up, and apply for overtime when you fail. If you throw two pieces, throw them every day!

88. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky Tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! This is a sure bet.

I couldn't outrun the BMW after all, so I watched it fly away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

90. It turns out that when you are lonely, you are your own hand, index finger and toe; It turns out that even breathing hurts when I miss you; It turns out that a person is a lifetime ... 9 1, and a sphere is also a figure!

92. The wife is a TV, the lover is a mobile phone, watching TV at home and taking a mobile phone when going out; Selling TV in bankruptcy and making a fortune with mobile phones; Watch TV occasionally and play mobile phone all day; Fixed TV, mobile phone; The channel is free and the mobile phone charges. Men want to watch TV on their mobile phones.

93. Other people's money and wealth are my property.

94. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

95. Shanglian: Jinsha River, Jialing River, Heilongjiang and Jiang Jiang can all vote! Downward: experimental building, teaching building, dormitory building, building can jump! Horizontal batch: unprecedented top: love your country, love your family, love your sister! Bottom line: fire and theft prevention, brother! Horizontal criticism: freedom of love

96. A wife is like clothes-the fashion has changed so much that the cost of clothes is getting more and more expensive; Men don't have a good thing-but it is the biggest buyer's market for women after all.

97. Older unmarried men and women seem to have missed their stops by bus. Sometimes it's because the seats on the bus are too comfortable to get off; Sometimes it's because I don't know which platform to get off at. What about men and women who never get married? They are bus drivers.

98. Lovers are animals, and loved ones are plants. If you refuse love, animals will leave, of course, because plants will not give birth to feet to escape.

99. With her own house, an unmarried woman seems to be a few years younger out of thin air and has the patience to choose her lover slowly. A man asked a woman for advice: rent a house first, get married and save money before buying a house. W: Then I might as well rent my husband first.

100, ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school. I was named the most familiar face in the school. When the new teacher came, he asked me the inside story of the school. ...

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1. Money is not a problem, but no money!

2. I am drunk and won't accept anyone, just hold the wall!

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

4. You know what, big brother? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales. ...

6. Clear water leads to no fish, while mean people lead invincible.

7. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough to use ~

8. Being pregnant is just like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

9. Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well ~ ~ ~

10. Colleagues may be nervous when they meet customers. As soon as they opened their mouths, they said, "Hello, Miss Liu, what's your name?" Sweat ~ ~ ~ ~

1 1. A female classmate is a little black and her boyfriend is a little white. One day, the poisonous queen in the dormitory suddenly said to her, "You can't do this. You'll have zebras."

12. I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

13. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

14. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

15. God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it. From then on, the world was dark.

16. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit. ......

17. To be a man, you must be a person who wanders between A Niu and Niu C.

18. My name is God, my name is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata. ...

19. People can't hang themselves from a tree, but try to die several times in several nearby trees.

20. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

2 1. The farmer's three punches hurt a little.

22. In fact, I have always been very popular: everyone loved me when I was a child, and now I am a bitch.

23. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

25. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives.

26. As long as you work hard, you shit seriously.

27. Who runs fastest in China? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because speaking of the devil.

28. You can go as far as you want.

29. Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

30. Lovers form families.

3 1. Spring comes, and a flock of geese fly north, forming a B-shape for a while and a T-shape for a while. ..

32. Lie down where you fell.

33. If the tiger doesn't show off, you can treat me as HELLO KITTY!

34. Donkeys can look backwards ~

◆ Women are plump, thin, slim, tall, slim, short and petite; Men are fat, pigs are thin, ribs are tall, bamboo poles are short, and wax gourd Professor: 90% of adult women in China are not virgins. The president sent a letter to the other 65,438+00% women. Have you ever heard of this? The girls shook their heads. "So you didn't get the letter!" ◆ "How much do you love me?" "Almost a dime." "Is that all?" "Isn't a dime ten dollars?" You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention. God lost his temper. If you live, who will set off the beauty of the world without you!

0 1. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

02. Arguing with MM about whether a whale is a fish, I finally said "I also bring a personal word", and she agreed that a whale is not a fish.

03. The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

If the answer was a virtue, I would have become a saint.

05. Life can't be like cooking. You can't cook until all the materials are ready.

06. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years!

07. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.

There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women in XX campus will live forever. ...

09. Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? ! So be realistic. ...

10. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs!

1 1. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

12. I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to soar in the sky, but put them in a pot to stew soup. ...

13. Clear water means no fish, while mean people mean invincible!

14. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

15. Today, a group of Japanese people visited our school-to be honest, this is the first time I have seen Japanese people wearing clothes!

16. How far away your thoughts are, how far you go! ! !

17. I am poor, and so are my servants, gardeners and drivers. ...

18. When the bank charges, it says, "This is in line with international practice!" When he was in service, he said: "We must consider China's national conditions!"

19. It is not necessarily a prince riding a white horse, he may be Tang Priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

20. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

2 1. Stand higher and pee farther.

22. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.

23. My friend's name in his girlfriend's mobile phone is "He", and later they broke up and became "It". ...

24. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do!

25. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

26. Buddha said: "Looking back 500 times in previous lives, you will get a pass in this life." I would rather pass the world by 500 times in my life.

27. What can I do to kill your lover ...

28. The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet in, but you know everything when you go out.

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

30. I want to puppy love, but it's too late ...

3 1. Teacher! Just follow that old woman!

I love you! What do you care?

33. There is no limit to learning the sea, and turning back is the shore!

34. Life is interesting, because life always fucking plays with me!

I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

36. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

37. I really want to call your grandfather in person: Dad!

38. Beijing University of Science and Technology cheated me for four years, so I plan to cheat the society with the knowledge taught by Beijing University of Science and Technology for life!

39. Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well ~ ~ ~

When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock. ...

4 1. Never seen such a disgusting school-set the mid-term exam on May 8th! ! ! (hidden)

42. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men. ...

43. If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince!

44. My friend's name in his girlfriend's mobile phone is "He", and later they broke up and became "It". ...

45. I have never been reduced to an excellent college student, relying on strong quality!

46. Shit, I've been complained! The client said that the mp3 file I gave him had no image!

47. Life is sometimes like being * * * by a eunuch-resistance is pain, not resistance is still pain!

48. Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to six!

49. It rains in the east and rains in the west, and the tutor is heartless. So I will fight with my classmates in the exam!

50. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.