Fuzhou blind fortune-telling funny jokes _ Fuzhou blind people play vernacular video

It is said that there is a fortune teller in town. This fortune teller is different from others. Others need to see and touch because he is blind.

"Can a blind person tell a fortune accurately?" I wonder who asked.

"accurate!" Someone replied, of course, you have to try to calculate it yourself.

Gao Wu has gone. Gao Wu is a man of five big and three thick, the most notorious gangster in the town, bullying the city and doing all kinds of evil.

With a cigarette in his mouth, he sat in front of Blind Yan laughing and didn't speak.

Blind Yan smiled: "Want to get rich! Your ancestral grave is flooded. If you want to get rich, go and settle your ancestors and come back. "

Gao Wugang wanted to scold his mother, but the blind Yan continued, "Don't bother me. Go and have a look. If it's wrong, I'll come back and let you handle it. "

Gao Wu left swinging his sleeves. He really went back to his hometown to see his ancestral grave, but he didn't expect to be flooded. When he came back, he went to Yan Blind, so excited that he knelt down and begged God.

Yan the blind man smiled and pulled Gao Wu accurately, which made Gao Wu one leng. Is this person really invisible? But he quickly denied that this man was really invisible, because his eyes were gone, leaving only two dark holes, which was very scary.

Gao Wu stood up in fear and sat opposite Yan Blind. Without arrogance, he respectfully asked, "Sir, do you think I can make a fortune?"

The blind man nodded and said, "People are good at accumulating virtue, while ghosts are good at accumulating happiness. You know what to do, go home! "

Gao Wu didn't understand it very well, but he remembered two words of Master Yan: "People are good at accumulating virtue, and ghosts are good at accumulating happiness." So he changed, became less domineering, spent all his strength on making money, and soon had his own career. Not only that, he became charitable and once became a local legend.

Because of Gao Wu, Yan, a blind man, became more famous, but he didn't read fortune easily. He said that people's life is destiny takes a hand, but people's efforts can be done. Forget it. If you know it, try to change your destiny. This is not in line with god's arrangement and will bring disaster at the same time.

However, the blind Yan is very keen on ghosts. Whoever is not at ease, he comes and rarely collects money. Almost he is already there, and his house will be safe.

It was a cloudy day. Yan, a blind man, put the chess pieces on the chessboard, and a man rushed in like a gust of wind, looking pale.

Yan's hand shook and the chess piece fell to the ground. He pointed to the man and said, "Has your wife changed her temperament greatly? Did you see blood on her mouth when she woke up in the middle of the night? "

The man nodded, but immediately thought he was invisible and said, "OK, sir, come and have a look with me!" " "

Blind Yan didn't move. He counted with his fingers, his face became gloomy and he murmured, "Here we are at last."

People continued to urge him to go, and he suddenly woke up and put on his shoes. Then I heard a small voice on the roof saying, "sir, I feel a familiar smell." Why, sir? "

Yan, a blind man, replied in his mind, "You felt him coming, didn't you?" Hey! It seems that our fate is over. "

The tiny voice suddenly said with some excitement, "Did he … really come?" ? ……"

Yan blind man did not continue to answer. At this time, he put on his coat and left in a hurry. When he left, he took a red umbrella and put it at the door.

Men don't worry when they see it, for fear that Yan, a blind man, can't keep up, but in an instant he eliminates this concern, because Yan, a blind man, walks faster than him with an umbrella, and the road he takes is the direction of his home.

The man sighed in surprise: "this blind man is really a reincarnation of a fairy, really a fairy!" It seems that I am looking for the right person. "

Blind Yan didn't say a word all the way. At the door of that house, he stopped and walked around the house three times, then returned to the front door and pushed the door in. The umbrella in his hand shrank obviously, and a white smoke flashed in the room.

The man's wife rushed out with a wooden knife. When she saw the blind face, she cut it. Yan, the blind man, cleverly hid in the past. The man's wife turned around and continued to rush towards him. Baiying stood in front of Yan, a blind man, entangled with the man's wife.

The man stood at the door, watching with fear, and his legs were weak with fear.

Blind Yan shouted at the man's wife, "You are a bad obstacle, and you still harm others?"

The man smiled and said, "Who is the evil barrier? I think you are. You stole my wife and left me alone. "

Before Yan could speak, she turned into a woman in white. She said sadly, "Now, don't you wake up?" Are you still blaming Mr. Yan? Actually, he saved me. Stop being evil and let's go to the underworld together! Even if I go to hell, I will accompany you. "

There was a sad expression on the man's face. He sighed and said, "Qingqing, you have changed. Have you forgotten how we died? We were forced to death by these seemingly hypocritical people, calling us adulterers. What happened to our true love? Why does God want to separate all beings? "

The woman in white said sadly, "It's my fault. My husband is still with you and you were forced to die with me. But things have happened, and we can only accept my fate. It was my fault for pestering people everywhere before, and I will be caught by the ghost sooner or later. Mr. Wang said that he would help us cross over and let us reincarnate. "

Male * * * stupidly, Yan blind man took out a waist gourd, he forced a fear of gourd low, a puff of black smoke was inhaled into the gourd. When the black smoke was completely absorbed, the blind Yan quickly covered the gourd, and the sound in the gourd was like thunder. He bit his finger, wrote a symbol on yellow paper and stuck it on the gourd, and the voice in the gourd gradually died down.

The woman in white came to Yan Blind and looked at the gourd anxiously. Yan Blind Man said, "Don't worry, I won't harm him."

The woman in white was relieved, turned into a wisp of white smoke and got into the umbrella.

Yan tied a gourd around her waist and walked with an umbrella.

Since then, people in the town have never seen Yan Blind again.

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