A humorous fable

Bald men carry umbrellas-you can't be (crazy) lawless.

Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true.

It is just right for the girl from He family to marry Zheng Jia.

Short people sit on high stools? cannot reach

Light a lamp in the toilet, dead (shit)

Aqingsao pours tea? hardheaded

Is the whip stick or not? When you try to argue and protect your rights, you can be asked for forgiveness, but refuse to give in.

Eat sea pepper (pepper) by the stove? Internal and external heat

The nun in buddhist nun? No happiness (husband)

Press the gourd and lift the gourd? Take care of this head and throw it away; One after another; One after another; Pay attention to one thing and ignore another.

Crying all night is dirty? It's too dirty.

Eight yuan for fortune telling? How can I assure you?

An 80-year-old grandmother? medieval

A foot is missing from the square table? uneven

Chamber pot on the Eight Immortals Table? Not a (family) gang; Not a successful guy (serving wine)

August 15 Chinese new year? Far from it.

Bananas are planted on ancient trees? Rough and careless

Look at yourself in the mirror? Seek ugliness

A plucked lion? Make you laugh

Put horns on the donkey's head? Unspeakable

Want to eat meat for nothing Golden Millet Dream―sheer daydream

Knock down the pile of stone mortar to scare the mother-in-law? virago

Knock over the gourd and spill oil? No matter what the consequences, we must stick to it; Once you start, you must stick to it; If you don't do it, you will never stop; Not give up halfway; If you don't do it, you will never stop; Determined to see it through.

Pushing down the reef to scare away the mother-in-law? virago

Lift a stone and smash a millstone? Firm (stone) firm (stone)

He lost his wife when he moved? Very careless

Playing mahjong on the bench? Can't catch it

A balloon in midair? Can't go to the sky, can't go to the ground; death by hanging

Hang a pocket in midair? Pretend to be crazy (wind)

Half a melon seed Not human (benevolence); Who are you?

Dreaming of marrying a bride in the middle of the night? Want to be beautiful

Sticking noodles to make cakes? Non-serious material

You have a watermelon in your arms? As sure as a gun (figuratively speaking, doing things is very accurate or sure. )

Worship the world with children in your arms? Two/double blessings come to this family ―― twice good luck.

Kiss with an iron rake? Seek a nail

Bad luck matchmaker? Be scolded at both ends

A bug in your back? I've been listening for a long time (itchy)

Walking with a mirror on your back? Not afraid of jokes from future generations.

The needle on the bed is missing. Either mother-in-law or grandson

Fill your nostrils with rice soup? enough

Hang a hammer on your nose? Can (slap) shame (teeth)

Hail hit the cotton tree? single

Is there any wax in the refrigerator? Candles in caves (frozen houses)

Museum exhibits? archaic

Pomegranates that don't fry their mouths? Full of whimsy

Doll's eyes? Have eyes but no eyeballs-have eyes but can't see.

The tailor doesn't have a ruler? Have ulterior motives (quantity)

Boil crabs in a boiling pot-see how long you can be crazy.

Crazy girl tells jokes-Xixi haha

Inviting wolves to be guests-I'm getting impatient.

The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other's strengths.

A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a womanizer

The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.

Ask your sister-in-law for company-uneasy and kind

Poor widow goes to the market? No need for people, no need for money.

The mouse fell into the water tank? Fashion (wet wool)

Han Xiangzi plays the flute? out of the ordinary

I spent my sedan chair in the theater-poor and happy.

The sedan chair uses an abacus-difference calculation.

Cow's menstrual blood cow circle.

Dreaming about the history of marrying? absent-minded

Dreaming of getting a wife? I am biased.

Dream of jumping into a well? A false alarm; Shivaas

Dream of recruiting a horse? I am biased.

How to make clay figurines? Sneak (pinch) one's hands and feet

Do you make sesame cakes and sell them to jiaozi? A multifaceted person

Did you lose the sheriff's seal? Confused officials

Mold for making bricks, sheath for inserting knives? Frame condom

Selling iron is in trouble? Throwing caution to the wind

Banana fruit? work in full cooperation and with unity of purpose

Magic handkerchief? Don't hide, don't hide.

A juggler with a cloth? Cover cover

Baoyu and Xiangyun cried for the grandmother? Everyone has his own tears.

Worms in corn stalks? Special (drilling) center

Can corn noodles be used as Yuan Xiao? Difficult to pinch

Bitch seeing guests off? A false show of love

Dry suona? See how you blow.

Feed the tiger under the covers? Harm set, harm get.

Farting under the covers? Can write (smell) and type (cover)

Farting under the covers? Monopolize sth

Cover the table with sheets? As great as (being).

Change the robe into a sweatshirt? Have a surplus

Pick peony from the hospital bed. Be greedy for flowers when you die.

Seriously ill without taking medicine? die

Peel onions and pound garlic? Do some small things.

Peeling trees? Not long

A skinned toad will never die.

Skin squid belly? A black heart

Flies pick flowers? Pretend to be crazy (bee)

A fly flew into the cow's eye? Eat when you are tired of looking (tears)

Straw bag for cloth bag? A generation (bag) is better than a generation (bag)

The teapot has no belly? Bare mouth

Tear down the toilet and build the building? Stinky foundation

A car butt with an engine? Great endurance

Is there a fire in the Chenghuang Temple? The child has a cigarette in his mouth.

Grandma Huang Cheng is pregnant? smell fishy

Hang a key on the wall? Meet in public (in the city)

Eat popsicles and pull (excrete) popsicles? Nothing to say (change)

Too much salt? Speak idle (salty) words

Eat black pepper (slender pepper) to keep warm? Have a fever all over

Eating porridge will ruin it? Pro (Qing) plus pro (Qing)

Ballet in slippers? Ocean is not ocean, soil is not soil.

Wear a suit and a straw hat? Neither soil nor ocean; Half the earth, half the ocean.

A coffin made of wood? I have been wandering for half my life, and I am only a man when I am old.

A boat for a coffin? Wandering for half a life becomes (prosperity)

Blow the horn at the window? The name (sound) is outside

Trumpeter's cheek? It bulges.

Chef parade? Take the fall for others

From Henan to Hunan? Difficult (South) is even more difficult (South)

Big brother? slippers

Sitting in the lobby with a toilet? Stolen (dirty) officials

Wear a laundry list into the temple gate? Want to be a big head ghost

Play cotton with black gauze? An official with a bow (skill)

The duster is hairless? Bachelor's alley

Eggs and chickens? Empty at both ends; Two failures

Eating food and hitting the corner of your eyes (eye contact)? No shame.

Lose all your hair and throw a wooden comb? apprehensible

Tofu fell into the ash? It's not easy to blow and it's not easy to fight.

Hungry men chew chicken feet? Can't solve their hunger.

Hungry dogs go to the toilet (toilet)? Begging for death (shit); have a hearty meal

Luggage for two girls? Suffering from injustice, suffocation, or someone's cowardice and incompetence.