Top ten reasons for breaking up that make you laugh and cry.

Top ten reasons for breaking up that make you laugh and cry:

1 The fortune teller said that we were not suitable:

Some people believe in numerology, while others believe in constellations. It is true that these statements with scientific basis but not much basis often become a common excuse for ungrateful people to break up.

My parents don't agree with me to find friends from other places;

It has long been said that a love that does not aim at marriage is a hooligan. Admit that parents influence their children's views on love, and also think that parents instill their views on marriage into their children very early.

We are all type B blood, and we don't want to give birth to 2B:

This is the most humorous reason why people want to cry but can't cry.

For your own good, let's break up:

What bullshit reason to break up? I want to smoke Ta when I meet such a person.

I'm sorry, I don't deserve you:

If you don't deserve it, why are you dating?

You are so strong, you can live well without me, but Ta can't:

This kind of breakup is generally common in the rhetoric of the other party's withdrawal after the successful derailment.

7 I think the same sex suits me better:

So far, this is the most annoying reason I have ever seen to break up.

I can't forget my first love;

When you meet your first lover unexpectedly, you quickly spark love, which shows that the person you love is nostalgic.

I have done something wrong to you, and I am no longer qualified to continue to love you:

You are very kind to Ta, but when Ta is independent enough, you will ask yourself what love is countless times. Finally, you can't ruin your happiness for gratitude.

10 You have so many shortcomings that I can't stand it:

Being able to break up like this at least shows that he is an honest man.

There are always some diaosi that make you laugh and cry.

1, there are no women who can't marry men, only men who can't marry women.

If I am unreasonable, it is only because I feel insecure.

I don't pour out my country, I don't pour out the whole city, I just pour out everything and love what I love.

All I want is someone who will always be by my side no matter how difficult it is.

I thought I was decadent, and only today did I know that my morning paper was scrapped.

6, don't want to be sad, don't want to cry, don't be curious about what you shouldn't see.

Sometimes, we think too much about ourselves, which makes us feel very uncomfortable.

8. I still love you, but I missed the insistence that I must be together.

9. I would rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths.

10, don't worry about my sense of security. Do you think I specialize in antivirus software?

1 1. When you like someone, you often feel that you are not good enough.

12, through which noble family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!

13. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a very serious thing. Whether it hurts or not, cry first.

14, you live in my heart and let me know the taste of missing.

15, getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

16, I once lost myself, in order to better understand the future road ahead.

17, sometimes I am afraid that time will tell the truth.

18, after many years, do you remember that there was a girl who cherished you very much?

19, since we are lovelorn, we must give up, and it is impossible to get back the broken kite.

20. Today, which you are wasting away, is the tomorrow that people who died yesterday yearn for infinitely.

2 1, give it to me before giving it to others. Don't deny it.

22. I love gluttony before I know it, and I feel fat after I know it …

23, we must understand a truth: falling in love does not delay learning, what delays learning is unrequited love.

24. Why do we always have to go through some painful things to know a truth?

I feel so unlucky to know you in such a big world.

26. You did really badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.

At the age of 27, you don't even know Beckham. Who are you to dare to talk to me about basketball?

28. Sadness is hard, but it will pass.

29. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

30. I am not good, but there is only one. Cherish or not.

The meaning of dumbfounding _ dumbfounding sentences

in a tight corner

Explanation: it is not good to cry or laugh. It's embarrassing to describe.

From: Gao Yuan 'an's "The cobbler's lies": Good and evil, you can't laugh or cry.

Grammar: subject-predicate type; As predicate, attribute and complement; Describe an embarrassing situation

Synonym: ridiculous, embarrassing.

Antonym: natural and graceful, take it in stride

Make sentences in distress situation:

1, brother, he almost drives me crazy, but he always makes me laugh and cry.

As soon as he entered the room, the phone rang, and he picked it up angrily. It really made people laugh and cry that he was waiting at the head of the village, just at the other end of the village.

3. What is even more ridiculous is that the number of steel bars in the column is artificially reduced from 16 to 8. This bait-and-switch is very human!

4. It seems ridiculous to be afraid that food will be taken away by others.

5. When I got home, my mother looked at the monosodium glutamate in my hand and said with distress, you bookworm asked you to buy salt!

When I got home, I had been drowned. My sister is crying and laughing, but I am very happy because I got the last one.

7. Every time I think of that thing, it makes me laugh and cry.

8. Capable, thrifty and big boy, these interesting but ridiculous words make a person, and this is my uncle.

9. I photographed this unforgettable separation scene that made people laugh and cry.

10, strange to say, he must break the box before drinking milk, which makes people puzzled. He is eloquent. This is practicing internal strength! Makes people laugh and cry.

1 1, he said with emotion: if you don't master the scientific management skills of grapes well, you will only blossom without fruit; Only the consequences of the leaves not yielding can teach you to laugh and cry.

12, he likes to make fun of girls, and many girls are amused by him, including me.

13. Teachers always laugh and cry when they look at the immature faces of students while defending their rights. They can only give good guidance to convince others while respecting students.

14, I'm a little in distress situation. Thanks to the help of my experienced grandmother, the stubborn net bag finally surrendered to me!

15, I was a little in distress situation, so I had to move on in the rain.

16, when I was a child, I was very naughty and did a lot of practical jokes, which made people laugh and cry, but once I did the funniest practical joke, which scared my mother.

17, when you need something, just do it with your hands. Thank you. Congratulations on getting rich. That makes people laugh and cry.

18, a naughty boy who was curious about everything when he was a child. My little head is full of endless fantasies, and a series of reasons always make my mother laugh and cry.

19, Chen Anzhi's behavior made teachers and classmates laugh and cry.

20. My mother whispered in my ear and asked me to take pictures, which made me laugh and cry, so I ignored her.

Top ten Buddhists

Classic one: everything is illusory.

Speaking of the Diamond Sutra: Everything is illusory; Everything is like a dream, like dew, like electricity, and it should be treated as such. Beautiful love, touching love, are illusory! Butterfly lovers's sincerity, Romeo and Juliet's loyalty: one is a legend, the other is a novel. The sadness of Cowherd and Weaver Girl, the romance of Snow White and Prince Charming: one is a myth, the other is a fairy tale. Titanic sank, the broken blue bridge fell, gone with the wind staggered, and the ghost left! But illusory love is also the most beautiful! If you are in a dream, you are close at hand, but can't touch it; Distant is always the most beautiful, because it is out of reach, full of imagination, but difficult to understand. True beauty lies in the illusion created by the human heart. This kind of beauty is worthy of our common people's pursuit. Even if it takes a lifetime to get a heartbreaking ending, we are still looking forward to it.

Classic 2: can't say.

Many things are "words can only be understood"! Many realms of Buddhism require you to understand and cultivate your mind. If you rely on others to tell you everything, then you will not achieve your goal of practicing enlightenment! The Buddha taught all sentient beings to abandon their obsession and enter a state of mindlessness! Therefore, the act of "saying" itself requires a delusion to implement, so it is impossible to say! The reason why the Buddha has so many scriptures and quotations is to educate all beings, so Zen emphasizes not to be obsessed with words. No matter how many love movies and classic love novels you watch, you are just disappointed. Love can only be understood by yourself! Because love is also unspeakable. People who fall in love are stupid, and people around them will never understand the feelings of people in the game! Because of this feeling, like drinking water, you know yourself very well! 1000 Although the happy ending is the same, their love experiences are different! Only lovers know their little secrets, don't tell others!

Classic three: color is empty, and empty is color.

Different colors, different spaces. From the Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra! The whole sutra is 260 words, short and pithy, extensive and profound, translated by master Xuanzang in the Tang Dynasty, which is the essence of Zen! The whole sentence is "color is empty, empty is color, color is empty, empty is color, and it is the same to know." The "color" here and what people usually think are two concepts. Buddhism says that "color" refers to everything the eyes see, probably referring to the appearance of matter! A woman with a beautiful face will always get a lot of love! But no matter how beautiful a woman is, she will still be old one day! When you get old, will everything you once had still be there? It turns out that when beauty fades, everything will return to its true colors! All the beautiful scenery and sweet words are just passing by. Woman, find someone who really loves you and be put to sleep!

Classic 4: Living is like being in a thorn! If the heart doesn't move, people don't move, and people don't hurt. If the heart moves, if people move wildly, it hurts the body and bones, so they realize all kinds of pains in the world.

Life is always like being in a jungle of thorns, and there are dangers or temptations everywhere. Only by keeping calm and delusional, inner peace can make his actions impartial, thus effectively avoiding risks and resisting temptations. Otherwise it will be very painful. In this world full of temptations, is love really that powerful? Love is a flower that fades easily! And you are the most helpless rose in the morning breeze. When new temptations appear, the desire in my heart begins to sprout! It turns out that love is also the original sin. But what about the punishment after stealing the forbidden fruit? Lost people have long been addicted to it! Perhaps only those who have experienced true love can face the five colors, wave flags and shout, flutter in the wind and be unmoved!

Classic five: a flower and a world, a Buddha and a Buddha.

According to Buddhist scriptures, in the past, the Buddha touched flowers, but Ye Jia smiled, and then he went to Elysium. From a flower, you can realize the whole world and ascend to heaven. Buddha is Buddha. Who can have such a state? ! Buddha said: a flower and a world, a grass and a day, a leaf and a Buddha, a sand and a blessing, a pure land, a smile and a dust, a quiet heart. All this is a state of mind. If you have nothing in your heart, you can spend a world, a plant and a tree and a heaven. Understand these, a flower and a grass is the whole world, and the whole world is empty like flowers and plants! Now many people who love each other will leave because of each other's poverty! Is this true love? Maybe someone will say the theory of love and bread! However, old people used to say that love is full of water. I also believe that if you really love someone, although you are poor, you will feel full just by drinking water as long as you are with the person you love! Love is a state of mind: getting love is like getting the whole world! When facing the person you love, no matter where you are, it is like a spring breeze. I remember that in Tianlong Babu, Xixia chose Xu. When asked: Where is the happiest place in my life? Duan Yu replied: There is sludge at the bottom of the dry well. Why? Because he got true love there!

Classic 6: Looking back 500 times in my last life, I only got a brush once in my life.

Buddha said: Only by practicing eternal life can we help each other in the same boat, and only by practicing for thousands of years can we sleep peacefully. I watched it 500 times in my last life and brushed my shoulders once in my life. An encounter in this life will inevitably breed too many sweet or painful memories of previous lives. Everything is destiny takes a hand, and it is destiny takes a hand! Accidental meeting, suddenly looking back, doomed each other's lives, just for the moment of looking at each other. You said: On the side is the crystal snow of high school students in the mountains and the lonely forest of fairies on earth. I said: Fate is looking for her in the crowd, but that person is in the dim light. You said: Fate is doomed even in two of a kind. I said: the fate is helpless, and Yan's return is deja vu. Fate is that joys and sorrows are always ruthless, and every window is dripping until dawn. Fate is endless yearning. And I, proudly standing in the desert, quietly watching it come and go.

Classic seven: great sorrow without tears, great enlightenment without words, silent smile.

Remember Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump? When all the runners who followed him suddenly stopped, they thought the saint was going to preach. He looked at the crowds of followers and said, I'm tired. Love is not necessarily vigorous, only plain is true! I envy those old couples who help each other at dusk. They go home together. Even if they don't say a word of love, just a smile is worth a thousand words! They reached the love realm of "holding your hand and growing old with your son", only in this calm picture!

Classic 8: The sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore. Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha.

This is what Buddhists say to persuade people to turn over a new leaf. It is a metaphor that once the wicked realize their crimes and are determined to turn over a new leaf, they can still become good people quickly. From Song Shi Puji's "Five Lights Will Be Yuan" Volume 53: "Brother Guan is a man who kills people without blinking an eye. Put down his butcher knife and become a Buddha. " Tell a story first. An old man keeps two birds, a male and a female. The old man takes them out for a walk every day. The man and woman are squatting on the old man's shoulders. The male sometimes flies out for a walk, but before dark, he flies back to his nest by himself. The female never leaves the old man's shoulder. In this way, day after day, many years have passed and nothing has changed. Until that day, everything was as usual. After dinner, the old man took two birds for a walk. Suddenly, the mother bird standing quietly on her right shoulder patted her wings and disappeared instantly. The male bird howled in the sky, but there was no answer. From then on, the male bird whined in the nest day by day and never left the nest again. Three months later, the male died of hunger strike. Groaning before he died. Many years passed until the old man died, and the female bird never came back. Only the abandoned bird's nest witnessed that history alone in the wind. After reading the story, I covered my eyes and sighed. Such a man and a woman are no different from men and women in the world. Men in real life often say that they like the new and hate the old. They are like playful children, always eyeing an empty room to go out to play. When they are tired of playing, they will naturally go home. Outside, they can have fun; At home, they also want to be good husbands and fathers. The boundaries in their minds are very clear, and it is best to kill two birds with one stone to be a wife and lover. Even if some of them have slipped into a change of heart, under the balance of the pros and cons of reality, under the attack of his wife's tears, and under the severe situation of being attacked by relatives and friends, most of them can turn over a new leaf and repent, as the saying goes, the prodigal son will never change his money. And women, they often regard love as life. In their bones, the word love is sacred. Most women are nostalgic, and they will never give up easily if they have no experience of hurting their souls. Once a woman decides to give up, the love she once regarded as life will be completely destroyed, and she has no way out. Therefore, once a woman changes her mind, she will never look back. Just like the bird that flew away from its master's shoulder and never came back. A woman's love is determined by loyalty.

Classic 9: Bodhi has no trees, and the mirror is not a stage. There is nothing, so there is no dust.

Hongren, the fifth ancestor, asked everyone to write a poem to identify his successor. The most popular beauty show wrote: "You are like a bodhi tree, your heart is like a mirror, you are diligent in wiping in court, and you can't do dust" ... At that time, Huineng was still a handyman and illiterate, so I found a little novice monk to read it, and then I said that famous poem (I had to find someone).

These four sentences are mainly to make people feel relieved, that is, everything in the Buddhist scriptures is empty, but they are not obsessed with emptiness!

The first two sentences are only explained by bodhi trees and mirrors: don't cling to things. The last two sentences are about one's own realm. I clearly think of Tao, but I am too attached to it, rather than getting farther and farther away from it. Zen mainly expounds that everyone has Buddha nature, and it is important to cultivate one's mind, not the outside!

This kind of love is silence; It is a deep and meaningful love. It is not a flash in the pan, and there is no heroic oath that "the mountain has no edges, the world is unique, but dare to be unique with you". This is true, true love; It is the love to grow old hand in hand and watch the sunset and sunrise leisurely. This kind of love is the soothing sound of the piano flowing between your fingers, which cleanses the impetuous soul, stretches the chaotic mood and combs out a quiet and peaceful life.

Too passionate love is always easy to fall off branches, while peaceful and quiet love has a lasting fragrance and a lasting heart fragrance. When the flame-like love turns to ashes, when the tide of love slowly disappears, there is still a broad and loving heart that embraces and soothes the scarred heart.

Of course, quiet love is by no means plain love. That's the watch of the soul, and it's the real concern hidden in the bottom of my heart. Like a breeze, like a bright moon, beautiful but not kitsch, peaceful but not mediocre, calm but not dull. Through the clean stream of love, you will see fine stones and fish swimming happily in the stream. The beauty contained in this quiet love requires a lifetime of hard reading in order to be vivid and moving in the plain truth.

Classic 10: If I don't go to hell, who goes to hell?

At that time, the Bodhisattva, the King of the Earth, could have become a Buddha, but he was reluctant to leave, because there were countless suffering souls in hell, so he stayed in the hell and solemnly swore: "I will not go to hell, whoever goes to hell will not become a Buddha!" So there is the origin of this sentence, which belongs to Mahayana of Buddhism. I remember a movie by Kimura once explained "love" in this way, saying that loving someone means that you are happier than him when he is happy, and you are more miserable when he is miserable ... In fact, giving others happiness and being needed by others is something that can bring me great satisfaction and happiness. At least I will enjoy the attachment of others to myself, and I will also be attached to others. This is the way I talk to the outside world, and I want to believe that I can live like this. After reading Palace, I like the rules inside very much. He grew up with nothing, lost his father, lost his crown prince and lost his palace. But after 14 years, although he could have won the throne through his mother's infighting, he resolutely chose to sacrifice himself in order to save his relatives and conscience. He replaced the fabricated crime in the letter and his mother's secret crime. In this way, although the royal family restored peace and everyone was happy, Lao left the palace with nothing, even with a broken heart. Caijing's refusal to accept it is probably the biggest pain in his heart. I always feel that his eyes are full of melancholy and his face is full of thoughtful expression. However, maybe he feels happy because he sacrificed for love and helped so many people.