What novels did she study when others were at school?

People go to school to study Chinese mathematics, plus English!

She studied Taoism, plus five lines of gossip!

Their homework is addition, subtraction, multiplication and division!

Her homework is drawing ghost symbols!

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Highlight 1:

A Taoist symbol painted with cinnabar was thrown in front of the little girl. "Let's go! Draw a hundred identical pictures, and don't sleep after painting! "

A minute later, the little girl ran out with a lot of symbols. "Grandpa, here you are, one hundred!" "

The old man stared. "Where did you get it?"

The little girl smiled sweetly. "My aunt bought me a copier yesterday!"

"…?"

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Highlight 2:

"I teach you Tianxintong now, as long as you draw a telepathic symbol on the other hand, no matter how far apart, you can talk. I drew a telepathic symbol on your uncle's palm. When will you talk to your uncle and when can you play? "

As soon as the old man finished speaking, the little girl's crisp voice sounded, "Grandpa, his uncle said he wouldn't go home for dinner!" "

The old man was stunned. "How do you know?"

The little girl waved her beautiful mobile phone happily. "I have my uncle's phone number!" "

"…?"

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One day a woman was bullied by a man, and a woman shouted angrily, "You are not good to me at all!" " "

A man with a black face and gnashing teeth said, "I am not good to you? You heartless, I have held you in my hand since I was a child, and you dare to say that I am not good to you? ! I bought you tampons when you first came to menarche. I got something dirty on my pants. I'll wash it for you myself ... "

"..." Women are silent and guilty!

It's really hard to wash her for the prince himself …

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Anonymous loved watching martial arts movies since he was a child. When she grows up, her dream is to walk the rivers and lakes and be a woman.

But it backfired. You see, there are beautiful campuses and gorgeous cities, that is, rivers and lakes without pleasure and enmity.

What should we do? I heard that being a gangster is being a gangster? !

So John Doe bravely joined the underworld, but-

Jane Doe looked up at the sky with a broom. Why is someone holding a knife and a gun? He is very handsome. And she only sweeps the floor with a broom? Meowed ~ ~ ~ ~ She doesn't want to be an aunt sweeping the floor-

Handsome cold man killed by sharp eyes: wash the toilet without sweeping the floor! !

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Anonymous was exiled to ancient times by his ancestors, not only giving him spiritual strength and martial arts, but also giving him no money? !

Fortunately, when I was a child, I was not only fascinated, but also fascinated by the white on the rivers and lakes. Count by hand and everything is clear. So I have studied five lines of gossip and Zhouyi since I was a child, and it is quasi-calculation!

So anonymous became a fortune teller in ancient times …