What are the deep self-deprecating jokes?

1, five senses are more important than three views.

2, the hero has no good wife, and the lazy man marries the flower branch.

3, put down your body, I am the master of my road.

4. Sensitive people love thinking, while soft-hearted people love asking for trouble.

5. Kneel down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry that you have been wronged by following me.

6, because I don't make money, my girlfriend thinks I eat soft rice. I am angry, today's meal is very hard!

7. Be strong. Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are wrong.

8. I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.

9. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you say it's my mother's sweet little cotton-padded jacket It's just a military coat!

10 I suddenly found that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I get rich.

1 1. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

12, my circle of friends, half show love, half sad, mixed with several strong WeChat merchants.