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A swearing but philosophical word?

People are not smart and bald like others. What other swearing words are reasonable? The following is an abusive but philosophical sentence I compiled for you. Welcome to read!

A selection of a swearing but philosophical sentence

1*** The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!

2*** was caught before he could flirt.

3*** Women are self-indulgent and men are poor.

Everyone is primitive when he is born. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

5*** Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of mental illness is to have a brain.

I want to wake up one day, open my eyes and find myself sitting on a desk and chair in the primary school classroom. The chalk thrown by the teacher hit him right on the forehead.

7*** Teenagers don't run amok, they are bold and unscrupulous. How can they get the theme when they are old?

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

9*** In a few decades, Loy will meet them, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer ~

10 * * The beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

11* * I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know my morning paper was scrapped until today.

12*** The sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.

13*** Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

14*** The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come?

15*** people are not smart, and they are bald like others.

A swearing but philosophical sentence is the latest.

1* * Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

2*** live like an erhu with the blues spirit of hip hop.

The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

4*** cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and sparks and lightning all the way.

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

6*** What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

7*** studied for more than ten years, but kindergarten is easier to mix!

8*** They said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET.

9*** My advantages are: handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

10*** I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.

11* * Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than being exposed in the street.

12*** Having time to learn Feng Shui, occupying a good tomb after death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house before death.

13*** It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

14*** Spring sleepy, weak in summer and weak in autumn, just sleeping in winter.

15*** I can't miss myself, I can't take care of myself, I can't take care of myself, I can't bear the consequences myself, I can't give myself happiness.

16*** When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

17*** If you are doomed to fail to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.

18*** Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

19*** A woman's lack of talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.

20*** Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before he came out. Why should I have work experience?

About a swearing but philosophical sentence

1*** Take your hand and drag the child away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!

2*** Life is like this. It always occupies an absolute leadership position. When countless fools shouted that they had taken control of their own lives and their own destiny, they didn't see it. They live in the higher sky, revealing a mocking face. He's just a pot of water. Pour it into your rice pile. After several years, clear water turns into mellow wine, and you become a pile of abandoned rotten rice, which can be used to feed pigs.

3*** People who don't want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB.

I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, so I can't say so many things you like to hear.

5*** God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!

6*** woke up, it was already dark.

7*** drank medicine, delivered bottles, hanged himself with ropes, and jumped off the building waving handkerchiefs to see him off.

8*** Iron pestle can be ground into needles, and wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

You have to understand the script of your life-it is not a sequel of your parents, a prequel of your children, or a foreign story of your friends.

10*** The quieter the tree, the more I love it, and he is not there.

11* * How I want to wake up and open my eyes one day and find myself sitting on a desk and chair in the primary school classroom. The chalk thrown by the teacher hit him right on the forehead.

12*** Teenagers are not reckless and bold. How can they get the theme when they are old?

13*** As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

14*** In a few decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

15*** The beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

16*** I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know my morning paper was scrapped until today.

17*** The sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.

18*** Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

19*** I shine as a god at this beautiful moment. Please don't disturb mortals …

When he was young, Allah often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

21* * Work hard! ! For your Audi, my Dior.

22*** I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, electricity and water, bought instant noodles with rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, touched my pocket and sighed. I am a white-collar worker again this month ...

23*** Take your hand and drag the child away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!

24*** Life, that's it. It always occupies the position of absolute leader. When countless fools shouted that they had taken control of their own lives and their own destiny, they didn't see it. They live in the higher sky, showing mocking faces.

25*** Lie down where you fell.