What are the funny but true things in the history of China?

I saw a fellow villager whispering in front of the People's Liberation Army standing guard at the checkpoint. The face of the PLA soldier changed greatly. He quickly shouted to the PLA stationed across the bridge: "Stop that carriage!" " Finally, through the trial, Wang, a famous anti-Japanese star, was captured. How did this fellow villager know that the man in the carriage was Wang? It's really funny to say why. Things should start from the day Jinan City was liberated.

We all know that Wang is a senior general of the national army, but he is neither a shift nor a faction in the national army, but he can occupy a high position. We have to say that he has a good ability to make ends meet. Of course, this is not to belittle Wang. In the national army environment at that time, it was almost impossible to get ahead without a backer, while Wang had no backer in the national army, but he was not a sinner, and he had excellent relations with the senior officials of the national army, in sharp contrast with Zhang.

Shandong Wang

The versatile Wang lives a simple life at home on the other side. He never wears leather shoes on informal occasions. He thinks wearing cloth shoes is more comfortable than wearing leather shoes. In the era when most senior generals of the national army had three wives and four concubines, Wang and his wife Zheng Yilan had excellent feelings, but they were very opposed to Zheng Yilan playing cards. For his only daughter Wang, Wang can be said to be the most careful. Every time he goes home, he is definitely the first time to pick up his daughter Wang. Every year on her birthday, she asks someone to bring some gadgets home to make her happy.

Wang doesn't have to tell his subordinates that every time a familiar comrade-in-arms dies in battle, Wang will be kind to his family and feel bad for a long time. It is precisely because of this that when Wang's troops were pushed to a position of about 400 square meters by the People's Liberation Army on September 24, Jinan City1948, some people were willing to follow.

king

You know, in the face of the siege of the People's Liberation Army, few national armies can break through successfully. In this way, under the cover of the secret service team, Wang took his staff and aides out of Jinan City from the Arctic Pavilion tunnel in Daming Lake.

After leaving Jinan City, it can be said that it is difficult to catch Wang again, because Wang is still a very cautious person. He knew it was impossible to escape with this group of people, so he said at the first time after leaving Jinan City: "We have many people and a big goal. Nobody can leave together. Take the money, bury the uniform and gun on the spot, and find a place to live. The PLA will not embarrass you! "

Liberate Jinan

At the same time, Wang took out almost all his possessions and distributed them to the soldiers in the secret service, leaving only the money needed by the remaining few people to go all the way to Qingdao. But it didn't go as smoothly as Wang thought. They were questioned many times. Although several people's camouflage has not been seen through, it is still very dangerous.

A few days later, several people came to a village. The king distributed their belongings to Hehe and let them escape separately, leaving only two gold ingots, 10 piece of ocean, 654.38+10,000 yuan Beihai coins circulating in the liberated area at that time and a fake crossing.

100 RMB North Sea Dollar

After several people separated, Wang hired a local named Qiao Yurong with his own money and asked him to take himself to Qingdao by carriage to prepare for the possible investigation on the road. Wang pretended to be Qiao Yurong's nephew and said that they opened a restaurant in Jinan. The war destroyed their restaurant and they were going to Qingdao to go to their relatives. In order to be realistic, Wang also put a plaster on his leg, saying that his leg was also injured in the war.

This arrangement is seamless. If nothing happens, Wang can definitely get to Qingdao and take a boat to Nanjing. However, Wang, who had been cautious all his life, was finally arrested for an ordinary daily trifle.

Carriage (not Wang He and Qiao Yurong)

The thing is, because of Wang's perfect disguise, he passed Zhangqiu, Zhangdian and Linzi smoothly in the crowd and picked up several refugees who were also refugees. This morning, the party came to Wangdaqiao. Behind the bridge is Qingdao, which can be said to be the last checkpoint for Wang to escape. As long as you cross the bridge, the sky will be high and the birds will fly.

But at this time, Wang began to cry unwillingly, and he didn't know if he had eaten something wrong the night before. The painful Wang was sweating. Because at this time, the bridge was waiting in line for release, and the carriage was moving very slowly, so Wang had to solve the problem after crossing the bridge.

Toilet (not the one to solve Wang's problem)

So Wang got out of the carriage and went to a row of houses in front of the bridge to find the toilet. After searching for several houses, he finally found a simple and unusual toilet. This toilet has little privacy. In the past, Wang certainly wouldn't solve the problem here, but who cares so much at this time? Wang managed to solve this problem and got into the carriage easily after wiping his ass.

But shortly after Wang's carriage passed the checkpoint in front of the bridge, a local old farmer suddenly came to the checkpoint and whispered a few words to the PLA soldiers. The PLA soldiers were startled and quickly shouted to the soldiers at the checkpoint opposite the bridge: "Stop that carriage!" "

At this time, Wang did not panic at all, and calmly accepted the interrogation of the PLA soldiers. According to the agreement with Qiao Yurong in advance, Wang told the fabricated story again. Obviously, PLA soldiers don't believe it. At this time, the old farmer also came over and said, "Sir, he used white toilet paper in my house just now. Where can the poor afford it? "