Once upon a time, there was a fool who asked nothing. What's so funny?

Then make it up like this. One day, a man called a fool, and then he came to the vegetable market. He saw a pig's hoof and asked the boss if it was a warm chicken's paw. The boss said it was not warm chicken feet, but pig feet. Then the fool saw a tomato and said it was blood. The boss said it wasn't blood, it was tomatoes. Then an uncle ran over a fat woman with his car, and the fool called 1 10. (I think Sichuan dialect is super funny)