Tell me about the funniest emperor who died in history?

030600.net, the window of Jinzhong, reminds you of Sima Yao, the filial emperor of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, who died the most cowardly person in history. This brother, like most emperors, indulges in debauchery and drinks with his arms around his concubines all day. Once I got drunk and quarreled with my favorite concubine Zhang Guiren. Note that it is a quarrel, not that the emperor reprimands the concubine, but that the emperor and the concubine scold each other. Finally, Sima got angry and threw out an angry word: "I ignore you!" " I have so many concubines, I'll find someone else! "Say that finish, fell asleep.

Zhang Guiren, who was still awake there, began to wonder if this old guy would ignore me. Find someone else, then where can I do it? ! Now that I am so young and beautiful, you ignore me. Will I have a good life when I am old? ! The more I think about it, the more I feel. Finally, Ms. Zhang gritted her teeth and was cruel. She recruited several maids, moved several big quilts, divided by three times five, and strangled Sima, who was still in a deep sleep. Poor innocent classmate Sima, because of such an angry remark about the quarrel between the young couple, lost an emperor's life that took generations to repair.

The strangest person who died in history was Duke Jing of Jin in the Spring and Autumn Period.

This brother is a monarch who really holds the power of life and death. He is old and a little senile. A fortune teller in the state of Jin, probably tired of living, said to the monarch, you are old, but you will not live to eat new wheat this year. Mr. Ji is certainly not happy to hear that. When the new wheat came down that year, he asked the fortune teller to say, look, you said I wouldn't live to eat the new wheat, so I'll give it to you! But you have to die first. You can't be sure! Have the fortune teller pushed out and cut down.

Old Ji Man picked up his rice bowl and was about to eat when he suddenly felt sick in his stomach. He told the left and right that I couldn't. I had to go to the toilet first, put down my bowl and went out. The left and right attendants waited left and right, and the meal was cold, but the monarch still didn't come back. What happened? Looking for it in private, I can't find it anywhere in the palace. Finally, in the toilet, I found Mr. Ji, who had fallen into the cesspit and was dead. Later, it was praised that Mr. Ji Lao was the first emperor to die in the toilet. sweat ...

In fact, there has always been a question in my heart. Is the toilet more than two thousand years ago really that backward? Even the king of a country has to squat, no toilet ... sweating again

Zuo Zhuan, which has always been known for its concise and powerful writing style, described it in only one sentence: "Eat, get up, go to the toilet, fall into a trap and die" ... sweating profusely.