Seek a simple and classic sketch that is easy to perform.

Seek a simple and classic sketch, an easy-to-perform campus sketch script: short script lines of funny and humorous cross talk sketches

Campus sketch

Characters: Communist Youth League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiaoling.

Scene: classroom

League branch secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades and compatriots. . . Same. . . Why? Please listen to me!

Two people: Go ahead.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you listening?

Two people: I'm listening!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Really?

Two people: Really!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you sure?

Two people: Of course.

Communist Youth League Secretary: No remorse?

Two people: no regrets.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Did you lie to me?

Two people: Do you want to talk about it or not?

Communist Youth League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to talk! -What am I going to say?

Two people fainted. Campus sketch script: short script lines of funny and humorous cross talk sketches

Youth League Secretary: Ah! exactly

Two people sit up.

Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

They fainted again.

Communist Youth League Secretary: OK, get down to business, you can't get drunk again! You should keep working hard, be self-reliant, volunteer, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet. . . Make good changes and boycott Japanese goods!

Xiaoling: What a mess!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I was sleepy and fell asleep!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I think! But the teacher won't let me go!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What to do in the evening?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

Communist Youth League Secretary: Go to sleep! Campus sketch script: short script lines of funny and humorous cross talk sketches

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: It's very important! -Eat!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

Xiaoling: I also want to consult this question!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Classmate! Please correct your attitude! Why do you sleep all day?

Xiaoling: Yes!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?

Xiaoling fainted.

Xiao Ai: Ha ha ha!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?

Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What's interesting about the game? Play after school! Look down on you who play games the most. You have no technical content at all! Tell your teacher is very angry, and the consequences will be serious!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Students, students, comrades, with-

Two people: Just say it!

Communist Youth League Secretary: With whom!

Two people fainted.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Burning our youth!

Xiaoling: No matches!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Work hard!

Xiao Ai: I have no strength!

League Secretary: Come on, let's work together!

Two people get down: alas!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Hurry up, hurry up, let's-

The bell rings.

Communist Youth League Secretary:-Let's eat!

Two people: Yes!

Tong Xiangyu, scholar, Guo, big mouth, old punishment, old white

Noon. In the inn.

Yu Xiang: Show me the accounts of these two days, scholar.

Scholar: Accounting, the so-called accounting, Zi once said. ...

Yu Xiang: Stop it and pay the bill!

Scholar (nervously pointing to the room): manned … computer … big mouth … online games … account …

Yu Xiang: Are you sure it must be? ...

Guo: I'm sure.

Scholar: I don't deny veto and negation.

Xiang Yu came into the room, followed by scholar Guo. The mouth is fighting.

Scholar (whispering): big mouth ...

Big mouth (impatient): Say something quickly and put it away quickly.

Scholar: Manned ... (Then get out of the way)

Yu Xiang: Li Dazui, do you still want us to eat?

Mouth: Wait a minute, boss. I will upgrade soon.

Yu Xiang (angrily): Raw chicken? And ducks?

Then Lao Bai came in.

Guo: Oh, boss, just let Dazui play for a while. You see, it's 2 1 century, and the train has been changed to the initial d, so it's not allowed to chat with MM online?

Yu Xiang (staring at Xiao Guo): Xiao Guo, sweep the floor!

Lao Xingjin.

Lao Xing: How is everyone? (See big mouth motionless) What happened to this big mouth today? Why are you tired of not moving? Affect the city. Wow, my God, it won't be to make the old white point.

Yu Xiang: Zhantang, when did you order him?

Laobai: I didn't order him at any time.

At this time, only the mouse sound of "Carden Carden" was heard. A group of people looked at each other.

Lao Xing: Murderous.

Laobai: Is it the legendary "construction from a distance"?

Yu Xiang: There is no third person except your mother and Gongsun Wulong. Gongsun Wulong died, and your mother is far away in Beijing. What's going on here?

Guo (trembling): Isn't this the ghost of Gongsun Wulong who came to seek revenge? ...

Scholar: Don't be afraid of Fu Mei, I will protect you. ...

Lao Xing (bright knife, guests run away): Who's here? Give me a name first, give me a reason to exist!

Yu Xiang (Chasing): Silver ~ ~ ~

Mouth: Are those two holes in your head for venting? Isn't that the voice of a mouse?

Everyone realized. Relieved in succession.

Yu Xiang (throwing a rag at his mouth): Li Dazui, are you finished? You haven't cooked for a day, so this shop can't open? Don't be a tiger. Think of me as HELLOKITTY!

Guo: Hungry, hungry, hungry!

Laobai, Scholar and Xiaoguo (led by Laobai and accompanied by Scholar Xiaoguo): Sang Kang Amitabha Music ~ ~ ~ (ring finger) holds Wowotou ~ ~ Wowotou ~ ~ There is not a drop of oil in the dish ~ ~ ~ ~

Geographical crosstalk

Name a place name

A: Long time no see. Where have you been?

I went to Iceland.

A What did you do in Iceland?

Go to my aunt's house.

Which two aunts are you?

B: Hawaii and Karamay.

Who are there in your aunt's family?

That's my uncle, Kharkov of Yugoslavia. Four cousins and four cousins.

Which four cousins?

Second cousin Poland, second cousin Finland, third cousin New Zealand and fourth cousin Newfoundland.

What are the four cousins?

Second cousin Mexico, second cousin Morocco, third cousin Monaco, fourth cousin.

Santiago.

A How did you go to Iceland?

B I will go to Los Angeles first, then Panama and Rome, and then transfer to the Arctic Ocean.

The sledges pulled by these four sheep in the Pacific Ocean, the Atlantic Ocean and the Indian Ocean are new.

Edgar Allan Poe and Kuala Lumpur will go home soon. This is Dominica, Madagascar,

Jamaica.

A What were you wearing when you went?

B I wear Altai Mountain, Tianshan Mountain, Kunlun Mountain, Wangdi Mountain and Tanggula Mountain.

The Himalayas also pass through Qilian Mountain, Bayan Kara, Hengduan Mountain and Yinshan Mountain.

Mountain, Helan Mountain, Liupanshan Mountain, Qionglai Mountain, Daxue Mountain, Daliangshan Mountain and Taihang Mountain.

Mountain, Daba Mountain, Dalou Mountain, Dabie Mountain, Wuyishan Mountain, Hundred Thousand Mountains, China

Mount Tai, Songshan, Hengshan, Yushan and Alishan are covered with a long white coat.

Mountain (speaking faster and faster in one breath)

Jiahao! You have put on enough clothes. What pants are you wearing?

B Baku.

What hat are you wearing?

B No hat, Baotou.

What does your aunt cook for you? .

Zhuzhou, Guangzhou, Suzhou, Changzhou, Hangzhou, Xuzhou and Liuzhou, which B is more expensive?

Country, Antarctica. Europe, ...

A why do you eat porridge when you have nothing to do?

B yes. Hamburg, Cape Verde, Cape York, Cape Horn and Cape of Good Hope.

What do you have?

B There are Java, Helsinki, Egypt, Baoji, Yanzi Rock, Uruguay and Pakistan.

Lagui, Jordan, Dachaidan, Xiaochaidan, Dayu, Xinyu. (Stretch your neck.

Yo! )

A what's wrong?

B fish card, tea card. Yuci, ruin me, Spain and Senegal.

First, be careful. How is this dish cooked?

B Peru, London, Washington, Wellington.

What is this way of eating? There is plenty of food. What kind of fruit do you have?

b？ Hungary, Austria, Italy, Congo; Take it to Niagara.

Melon, Paris, Changli, Great Barrier Reef, Portugal. We ate until the big day.

Black.

A, turn on the light.

No. Is catching up with Myanmar.

A. what should I do if I catch the power outage?

B Then I ordered, Greece, Sumatra, and I continued to eat.

Come on, stop eating, you're full.

Of course. Look at my stomach, Mongolia. Feel the heart, Inner Mongolia. I support it.

I really didn't want to move and fell asleep.

This promise. Where do you sleep?

B Nagoya. I said there, Jerusalem. My aunt paved Pakistan for me,

Palestine built Sarajevo for me again, and finally gave me Wuhan. I

I broke out in Afghanistan, Birmingham and Charkhan.

Give it to me.

Recommend a simple sketch to see a doctor. We have finished.

A classic sketch ~ ~ sketch "trendy businessman" (cross talk)

Cui Jinquan Hou

Keywords: "general, general, take me to the reservation to see my eggplant"

Audio (fluent)

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Video (card point)

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Seek a simple and classic example of Java and database, with source code! The following is an example of connecting mysql.

package . song . struts . MySQL；

Import javax.swing.jcomponent;

Import java.sql. *;

Import java.util. *;

import . borland . dx . SQL . dataset . *；

The public class mySqlDao extends JComponent {

Private string UserName = "root

Private string PWD= "root";

Private string url

Private connection;

Private statement stmt

Private result set rs = null

Public mySqlDao(){

Try {

class . forname(" . gjt . mm . MySQL . driver ")；

}

catch(Java . lang . classnotfoundexception e){

system . err . println(" mydb(). gjt . mm . MySQL . driver:"+e . getmessage())；

}

Catch (exception e)

e . printstacktrace()；

}

}

/return mysql connection, connection

/

Public Connection connect (string dbname, string IP)

Try {

String hostip = ip

Properties myP = new Properties()；

myP.setProperty("useUnicode "，" true ")；

myp . set property(" character encoding "，" GB 23 12 ")；

URL = " JDBC:MySQL:"+hostip+":3306/"+dbname+"？ User = "+username+"&; password = "+PWD+" "；

If (! =null){

. close()；

}

= driver manager . getconnection(URL，myP)；

stmt=。 CreateStatement (result set. TYPE_SCROLL_INSENSITIVE，ResultSet。 CONCUR _ updatable);

system . out . println(" db connect suess ")；

Return;

}

Catch (exception e)

system . err . println(" db connect err "+e . getmessage())；

Returns null

}

}

/Close the connection

/

Public void close(){

Try {

If (stmt! =null){

stmt . close()；

}

If (! =null){

. close()；

}

system . err . println(" db colse suess ")；

}

Catch (exception e)

system . err . println(" db close err "+e . getmessage())；

}

}

/

Used to query records? For the select statement?

Parameter: sql statement?

Return: Result Set Object

/

Common result set execution selection (string SQL) (

Try {

stmt=。 CreateStatement (result set. TYPE_SCROLL_SENSITIVE，ResultSet。 CONCUR _ updatable);

RS = stmt . execute query(SQL)；

Return RS;

}

catch(SQLException ex) {

system . err . println(" db . execute query:"+ex . getmessage())；

Returns null

}

}

Used to add or update, insert, delete and other records? ,

Entry parameters: sql statement

Return: true or false

Public boolean executeUpdate (string SQL) (

boolean bupdate = false

Try {

stmt=。 CreateStatement (result set. TYPE_SCROLL_SENSITIVE，ResultSet。 CONCUR _ updatable);

int rowCount = stmt . execute update(SQL)；

if (rowCount！ =0)

bupdate = true

}

catch(SQLException ex) {

system . err . println(" db . execute update:"+ex . getmessage())；

}

Return to bupdate

}

Used for table structure operations, creat drop, modify, etc.

Entry parameters: sql statement

Return: true or false

Public boolean executeTable (string SQL) (

boolean bupdate = false

Try {

stmt=。 CreateStatement (result set. TYPE_SCROLL_SENSITIVE，ResultSet。 CONCUR _ updatable);

System.out.print ("SQL IS for table operations: ||"+SQL+"||");

stmt . execute update(SQL)；

bupdate = true

}

catch(SQLException ex) {

system . err . println(" db . execute table:"+ex . getmessage())；

}

Return to bupdate

}

Returns information about the database.

Public statement getLWPAIDStatement(){

Try {

Return. CreateStatement (result set. TYPE_SCROLL_SENSITIVE，ResultSet。 CONCUR _ updatable);

}

catch(java.sql.SQLException e){

system . err . println(" getisp statement():"+e . getmessage())；

Returns null

}

}

Common database metadata getLWPAIDMetaData(){

Try {

Return. get metadata()；

}

catch(java.sql.SQLException e){

system . err . println(" getisp metadata():"+e . getmessage())；

Returns null

}

}

Public static void main (strinargs []) {

mySqlDao a = new mySqlDao()；

a.Connect("mydb "，" localhost ")；

int b =- 100；

ResultSet RS = a . execute select(" select max(bill _ id)from t _ bill limit 1 ")；

Try {

while(rs.next()){

system . out . println(" is in ")；

b = RS . getint( 1)；

}

}catch (exception e){

e . printstacktrace()；

}

system . out . println(b)；

Java . util . date date = new Java . util . date()；

system . out . println(date . tostring())；

a . execute table(" insert into t _ user values( 100，' 123 '，' 1345 ')")；

A. execute table ("update t _ user set insert _ date ='"+date.tostring ()+"'where user _ id =100");

a . close()；

system . out . print(new pub()as C2 unicode("？ !" ));

}

}

Ask a student to perform a sketch on New Year's Day, which is easier to perform and funniest. Funniest, funniest. Funny script-Tang Priest accepts disciples

The Monkey King was crushed by the Tathagata Buddha at the foot of Wuxing Mountain after a big fight in the Heavenly Palace. "Biwu", 500 years have passed. ...

Guanyin: Wukong!

Wukong: Shit! You again? You've been here once a week for 500 years. Do you know you are bored?

Guanyin: This is your fault. I came here today to tell you a good thing!

Wukong: If you don't let me out, it's impossible. I have my hands full right now. WWF invited me to be the image spokesperson, and Special Olympics invited Arnold. I just earned some pocket money.

Guanyin: But you are trapped at the foot of the mountain now?

Wukong: Dashan? If I hadn't given the Tathagata a little face, I would have turned into a fly and flew away. I just need to pay for living in other places. The scenery here is beautiful. When Guanyin MM comes to see me, I have to go to work during the day and come back to sleep at night?

Guanyin: Then why didn't you go to work today?

Wukong: Shit! Weekend, understand?

Guanyin: Of course!

Wukong: Then what did you come to tell me today?

Guanyin: Listen. (While speaking, he takes out a small notebook from his pocket) ... the Monkey King, male, was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain for making a scene in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago. Now the aunts of the street management committee in Tianzhu area have raised their hands and voted to assign this person to a monk in the Tang Dynasty as an apprentice. If you don't do as you say, you will stick to his old wood, splash his sulfuric acid, trample on his little ass, and cancel his membership of "Henan Outdoor Alliance".

Wukong: What?

Guanyin: Shh ~ ~ ~ ~

Wukong: Shh, shh?

Guanyin: Shit! Shh, your mother! I told you not to talk, that monk is coming! I want to go first!

Wukong: Huh? Is this the monk?

Tang Priest: According to the map, it should be here, right?

Wukong: Ah! You stepped on my hand!

Tang Priest: Oh, sorry, I didn't notice you, turtle.

Wukong: Tortoise?

Tang Priest: Really? But I really haven't seen a turtle like you with a big shell and an old monkey face. Wukong: It seems that Guanyin is right. With your IQ, none of you can reach Tianzhu. ...

Tang Priest: Oh? You also know Guanyin? She must be the hottest MM in the local area. I wonder if you know there is a monkey named the Monkey King here?

Wukong: Here is my business card.

Tang Priest: Oh? Your name is the Monkey King, too? What a coincidence! Then you must know someone with the same name nearby?

Wukong: Shit! Think about it with your heel. You should think that I am the monkey you are looking for, right? I'm trapped under the mountain!

Tang Priest: Really? Don't lie to me. Do you think I'm a fool?

Wukong: Fool? Are you a fool? Are you praising yourself or calling a fool? How can you be such a stupid fool?

Tang Priest: Did you see this too? If I'm not stupid, who wants to come out and do this job?

Wukong: OK, OK, now you go to the top of the mountain, take off the seal on it, and I can go with you to learn the scriptures.

Tang Priest: OK, you wait.

Wukong: Hey ~ ~ ~ ~ Did you find it ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Tang Priest: I found it ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ but I don't know which one ~ ~ ~ ~

Wukong: Shit! How many notes were posted on it?

Tang Priest: Many! "If you want to be rich, have fewer children and raise more * *", "Only have a good child", "You can't go to Stephen Chow Community for nothing", "There is no silver here for 320" and "Photography is forbidden here, and offenders will be fined" ...

Wukong: Yes, yes, that's the photo.

Tang Priest: All right! I already took it off!

Wukong: OK! Go away!

Knock, knock, knock, knock.

Wukong: A little further. ...

Knock, knock, knock.

Wukong: A little further. ...

Knock, knock, knock.

Wukong: Further ... Tang Priest: Shit! It's far from India ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Wukong: I'm coming out!

Tang Priest: Huh? The mountain didn't fall, so why did you come out?

Wukong: You climbed out of the cave and got a mountain?

Tang Priest: Did you climb out? Seals?

Wukong: it's just a formality ... in fact, the shelf life of the seal has long passed, and no one has come to replace it. The after-sales service is really ~ ~ ~ poor! Let's leave now.

Tang Priest: Are you all up and down?

Wukong: What's wrong with me?

Tang Priest: What happened to Mao? If I hadn't become a monk, I would have more hair than you! Here, put this on.

Wukong: Master, it's far from the Western Heaven. If you keep doing this, I'm afraid you won't get there.

Tang Priest: What's wrong?

Wukong: I'm really naked, but it won't help if you put this hoop on my head.

Tang Priest: Why so much nonsense? Put it on when I tell you to!

Wukong: Shit! If it weren't for Guanyin MM's face, I might kill you with a stick! (As he says, Wukong puts on a diamond ring)

Tang Priest: ▲※◆■■Ⅳ

Wukong:? My head!

Tang Priest: Ha ha ha! Are you scared?

Wukong: Is this a long-standing "shake your head curse" in Jianghu?

Tang Priest: Yes, once you have heard this mantra of shaking your head, you will be addicted to it immediately. If you don't listen for a day, your blood will flow backwards; If you don't listen for two days, your whole body will fester; If you don't listen for three days, you will suffer from deficiency of both qi and blood, chloasma on your face, enlarged prostate and menopausal symptoms. Even if you eat Gaizhonggai oral liquid produced by Harbin Pharmaceutical No.6 Factory, it won't save you!

Wukong: How vicious!

Tang Priest: Hehe, as the saying goes, no poison is not a husband, and a small amount is not a gentleman!

Wukong: I'll listen to you from now on ... damn it, what is the "shake your head curse"? I hate it!

Tang Priest: Not good!

Wukong: What's the matter?

Tang Priest: Tiger!

Wukong: Master, tigers are not terrible. Haven't you heard that poem?

Tang Priest: Poetry?

Wukong: Yes! As the saying goes, "12345, go up the mountain to shoot tigers, tigers don't eat, just eat big bad guys ..."

Tang Priest: Please, this is a children's song. ...

Wukong: I mean, the tiger will not die with me!

Tang Priest: Shit! I asked you to protect me, not to be an ambassador for wildlife protection organizations!

Wukong: I understand! Listen, all right!

Tang Priest: Wukong, why don't you go?

Wukong: There is a river ahead!

Tang Priest: What is a river? Why don't you just beat him to death?

Wukong: Look, this is the river.

Tang Priest: Oh, this is a river!

(While speaking, I saw a flash of white light, and Tang Priest's mount was gone. )

Tang Priest: Wukong, the horse for the teacher is missing!

Wukong: The horse is missing? Shit! What else can you do? * * * still there?

Tang Priest: (Stretching out his hand and touching it) Fortunately, I haven't lost it!

Wukong: captured by the little white dragon in the river!

Tang Priest: White Dragon? Too * * *, I didn't expect to meet a talking monkey and a white dragon that eats horses today.

Wukong: When will the big scene be seen? You wait, I'll find him!

Tang Priest: What? Can you swim? It's amazing!

Wukong: * * Water brain!

Soon, Wukong pulls the white dragon out of the water, and the white dragon turns into a human form and kneels in front of the Tang Priest. )

Bailong: Are you a monk from the East?

Tang Priest: Exactly.

Bailong: Master!

Tang Priest: Who? Me? Wrong person!

Bailong: Yes, that's you. Guanyin JJ told me to wait for you here.

Tang priest: Guanyin again? How did you get here?

Bailong: I was originally the third prince of the East China Sea Dragon King. I didn't expect my girl to hang a Kai Zi behind my back, and they left on my wedding night! I smashed the new house in a rage. I burned a night pearl, but I didn't expect this bead to be a gift from the Jade Emperor. The jade emperor punished me for saying tongue twisters, but I couldn't, so I was demoted here!

Wukong: Tongue twister? What do you mean?

Bailong: It means "the old monk carries the soup to the tower, and the tower slides with the soup and burns the tower".

Tang Priest: Oh? Isn't what you said quite good?

Bailong: Nonsense, I have been practicing here for more than fifty years!

Tang Priest: I see. How about I teach you a new one? "Eight hundred pacesetter run north slope, north slope artillery run side by side. The artillery did not dare to step on the pacesetter, and the pacesetter did not dare to touch the artillery gun. "

Wukong: What happened to the stopwatch? Say tongue twister again, I'm going to lose my temper!

Tang Priest: Wukong, you don't understand this. Tongue twister is a language game widely circulated among the people. Words with confusing initials, finals or tones are combined into overlapping sentences, which requires you to pronounce them quickly in one breath. When you are fast, your pronunciation is easy to make mistakes!

Wukong: Shit!

Tang Priest: Did you hit me again?

Wukong: Get to the point!

Bailong: Oh, I'm sorry, master. I ate your white horse, so let me turn into a white horse to carry it ~ ~ ~ ~ Why don't you go to learn from the scriptures?

Tang Priest: Hum! Good idea! I want a BMW!

Bailong: Famous car!

Tang Priest: Are you afraid?

Director: Cut!

Tang Priest: Hey! No need, right? Every episode, you come out and stop?

Director: BMW! Our funds are running out. How can we get props for you?

Tang Priest: BMW, the best is only a few hundred thousand.

Director: hundreds of thousands? No, let alone a BMW. Puma can't afford it, can it?

Tang Priest: OK, again!

……

Bailong: Oh, I'm sorry, master. I ate your white horse, so let me turn into a white horse to carry it ~ ~ ~ ~ Why don't you go to learn from the scriptures?

Tang Priest: Amitabha!

(Tang Priest draws his sword from behind and points it at Tianyi)

Tang Priest: Give me strength ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I ~ ~ ~ I am a ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Wukong: Cyril?

Bailong: It's my turn!

(White Dragon Transforms)

Tang Priest: Mule!

Director: Sorry, the funds are really insufficient. We must change horses in the next episode.

Bailong: Then please change it to white. This black mule is bad for my image!

Tang Priest: Yes, who has ever seen Tang Priest go out on a mule?

Director: Ladies and gentlemen, let's make do. Dinner tonight is on me.

Bailong: OK, that's settled!

When the sun sets, Wukong carries the burden, and Tang Priest rides a mule and walks to the altar in the afterglow of the sunset ...

Ask for a classic Buddhist book. All Buddhist scriptures that are easy to understand are not easy to understand.

As far as we laity are concerned, reading a book about Buddhism is better than reading a Buddhist scripture.

Like the story of Sakyamuni.

To know his life is to know half of Buddhism.

Ask for a simple diagram. I can't see it.

Seek all simple and classic advertising slogans. Advertising slogans are full of secrets of youth!

Advertising language should be sober and comfortable.

The slogan is "oral" and "convinced"!

Advertising slogan "Leisure" Good Wife and Mother

Slogan water flows upward.

The advertiser's family is rich in money, and the whole family has a good meal!

It's too easy to rush advertising language!

Let a simple little magician prepare a coin for the audience to check first, then let the audience make a mark, and then he will say I want to eat it from my mouth and hand it out from the back of my neck. As a result, the coin was put in his mouth, and then the audience saw that there was nothing in his hand and took it out from the back of his neck. Secret: Actually, the magician is saying, "I'm going to put it in my mouth and take it out from behind my neck. This is what he put behind my neck. But you must pretend to hold the coin. The next step is to play tricks, submit to humiliation, and show uncomfortable appearance. The longer you do this, the better, that is, let the audience forget what you just did and take it out from behind your neck.

I hope it helps.

Hope to adopt ~ ~