The sound of an old clam

I went to Japan on business a while ago, which was very annoying. Before I left, my in-laws called to remind me that there was fork virus in Japan. Please remember to put on a mask and call back when I go to a public place in five minutes. I remind you twice that this virus is very dangerous to pregnant women, so don't bring it back.

My sister judged that this was an old man trying to spy on me, which made me feel guilty.

I have a nickname that looks healthy.

It's useless for me to make the old man full of hope again and again and disappointed again and again. In fact, except that the pelvic cavity is much wider than normal people, I once accompanied my friends to show people life charts.

The fortune teller said that a friend's luck in having children was almost zero, and then he said to me next to him, "If you don't want to have children, you must use contraception, otherwise it will be easy to have children all the time."

If I can't avoid giving birth, I am a pig mother, so I should be pregnant easily.

I used to think so, too. It wasn't until these months that I realized that sex was not that simple.

You can't put a fork in the circle and spit out a little * *

It's not easy for an old clam to have a baby. First of all, in order to cultivate a good pregnant body, I only ordered medium and spicy food (weak health) in a spicy pot for several months.

I thought it was enough, but it was obviously not enough.

Later, I heard from many friends that I was born because my mother stood upside down (why should my mother share this with her children! )

I think it's groundless. What will pass will pass. Do you want to give it a push to help it pass?

I was recently taught to use ovulation test paper. I studied the usage and found it difficult to use.

Instead of soaking in urine for a few minutes to see the results, I stare at it after I pee.

There will be two lines in it, see their color changes, which one comes out faster.

I have to use it three times a day and compare the color with the previous one, so should I keep all the urine (doubt)

This method can measure the prime time of ovulation peak. When I thought it was time to get rid of everything at hand, I was under great pressure and made a non-existent smoking addiction.

Sadly, everyone said that they were too stressed to go to bed, and everyone decided to give up pregnancy.

In other words, the pregnant god is naughty. You want him, you can't have him.

Think about it, there is always news that female students are pregnant in society, which means that people who don't want to get pregnant are more likely to get pregnant.

So at that time, I now take the mood of female students (what is the mood of female students) to see if I can deceive God.

How many times has this method been implemented? Could it be that the pregnant god found the good pregnant cotton under my pillow and knew that I was lying to him?

Why not wear two braids and a white pleated skirt next time?

It is not easy for an old clam to make pearls, so the appearance of black and pink is necessary. I suggest that young people go to bed as soon as possible. Clam (seriously) ~ Postscript:

I also put it under the pillow for a while and forgot (I should still be able to use it, but I'm not used to tampons and tampons)

My friend put me in a cloth bag. One day, I saw a corner of my bag under my pillow and wanted to shrink it and wash it off.

When I dragged it out, I found it was good pregnant cotton.

Then I really panicked, because I have been pretending not to be pregnant recently.

But there is something under the pillow that was not caught red-handed (by whom)

In fact, when I stand upside down, I pretend to feel that my calf hurts after standing for too long recently, and I have to lift my feet (who should I imagine listening to)

Because I really think that people who don't want to get pregnant are more likely to get pregnant.

You see, female students don't want to get pregnant, they haven't been maintained, they haven't even had a birth check-up, and they can still give birth in the toilet, and their mother and son are safe.

But think about whether it is because of their young relationship (definitely). Why does an old woman want to compete with young people (slapping her mouth)?

I have a friend who wants a child. She said that every month when menstruation comes, she will collapse and cry.

I don't think men have this problem. Cheap people will go outside to find such a life.

Or is it a great pressure for a wife not to have children? Come and share your experience with me. By the way, I used to have dinner with my ex-boyfriend and a friend who can tell fortune.

Friends also bluntly said that at the end of that year, we would get married because of unexpected pregnancy.

You see, fortune tellers admire my reproductive ability (or are they just observing me? )

I must have been misled by those people, so I think it is easy to get pregnant, but it is not easy at all. (Then I played the first song. The pregnant god knows my mind. I hope he is not my fan. ) right (back)

The so-called handstand should just stand your legs on the wall, and there should be no more difficult movements (such as standing on the wall with your whole back and only your neck touching the ground) (meaning that old bones will die if he does this).

Please share how everyone stands upside down ~ I FB will help my colleagues next door to add my fans. Thank you in advance (why). Come in (waving)