A letter from Tang Priest to Bajie

Tang priest is the owner of the pig. Although piggy is usually naughty and coquettish towards women, piggy still listens to his master. The following is a letter from Tang Priest to Bajie that I shared with you. Welcome to read and study.

A letter from Tang Priest to Bajie

Bajie and my apprentice:

How have you been recently? I have a message for you. I'm leaving. I'm going to study in the west. Don't worry about me, this is my helpless choice after careful consideration.

Back in those days, our mentoring returned to Beijing from Tianzhu. What a beautiful scenery it is. Welcome crowd, jubilant ocean, hundreds of thousands of fans shouted: "Tang Priest, Tang Priest, I love you, just like mice love rice?" I was so excited that tears came to my eyes. Even Comrade Li Shimin, the best emperor in the history of China, personally met me in spite of his busy schedule. How happy and glorious this is.

Unfortunately, good flowers don't bloom often, and the good times don't last long. I have been studying Buddhism since I collected scriptures in Yanta. Who knows that when I wake up, the world has changed. Look at the temple, people are crowded and incense is flourishing. Monks are all fat intestines, and one incense costs more than 1000 yuan. When they see tourists, they want to "light up". There are Taoist priests who can tell fortune along the road in the park, as well as true and false nuns and monks who wander around. Even Shaolin, the world-famous abbot, is holding a laptop, humming pop songs and driving a BMW. Keep calling mobile phones to send business cards, develop and attract investment, and sell land to attract investment.

I preach classics with them. The leader said that I stuck to Buddhist scriptures and didn't know how to focus on "economy". He also forced me to issue an order as a monk: in the future, all monks should recite scriptures in English and be in line with the world. Offenders do not evaluate "professional titles". How can I get it if I don't evaluate my professional title? Monks are good at cooking. If they don't get knighthood, they will always have to fetch water to cook and clean the yard. I tried, but people wouldn't listen. He also said that my education is not hard, I have an Indian diploma, and I don't belong to my national series, so I won't be promoted in the future. I only know what classics to learn, but I don't know anything about "keeping pace with the times". Although you can peel onions with one finger, you still sit on the bench. If you don't listen to the command, change the CEO of Turtle and fire your Tang Priest. Here you are. This is simply forcing monks to eat meat and prostitution. Tathagata Buddha yo. Guanyin bodhisattva I'm angry and depressed. In the world, lang lang gan Kun. Buddha's light can shine on all beings, so why not let me contribute my life to Buddhism? I am a great Buddhist country, but evil is everywhere.

Buddha said that there should be no evil source in people's hearts. Liars can send text messages and call you every day to cheat you; Buddha said that people should not have greed. But civil servants are busy with greed for money, greed for work, greed for pets, greed for money and greed. Buddha said, be merciful and give alms to the poor. It is the working people who donate the most money and materials to help the people in disaster relief; Buddha said, don't indulge. The Buddha also said that the Buddha stopped talking. Buddha, I am so angry!

Bajie, I really regret that I didn't listen to your apprentice and insisted on sticking to what Buddhist posts and preaching what Buddhism. You are a famous entrepreneur now, and your house in Lan Xiu International Garden in Gaolaozhuang sells well. Here, all the monks above the division level have bought it, and some have bought more than one set. Yesterday, I saw you having dinner with the city leaders on TV. I also saw the young female secretary next to you looking at you with bedroom eyes. Bajie, I know your charm index is relatively high now. Girls like you and say you know how to love women. I like your leering pig eyes and double eyelids best. Now, even your pork has appreciated. I met a toad the other day. It says it doesn't want to eat swan meat, and it wants to eat pig's head for fear of bird flu. I also know that it is wrong to say, "how can people not get hurt when they are floating in rivers and lakes?" It is wrong to say, "You often walk by the river, how can you not get wet?". Anyway, whether you are injured or wet shoes, you have made mistakes in life before. At that time, you were not jealous and stole Chang 'e's belt. How could the Queen Mother kick you into the pigsty? Forget the past. Anyway, you have to think about it. Those girls like what's in your bag. Also, you have to live up to Yulan, you are a husband and wife in trouble. Our master and apprentice have gone to learn the scriptures, and Miss Gao Shen has been waiting for you in Gaolaozhuang for many years. Now, where is this girl? Lenin said: forgetting the past means betrayal. You can't be Chen Shimei. You just "spent" a little outside, but the red flag at home must not fall. This is very important, and the promotion and appointment of cadres should be examined in the future.

A month ago, your monkey brother came to see me and was very wronged to see me. He insisted on pulling me back to Huaguoshan, but I have my Buddhist career. For the sake of career, it's nothing to be wronged, what's more, there are many people who are wronged in China. The monkey left by himself in a fit of pique. I know he means well. I'm leaving this time. I don't know when I can see you. Bajie, go and see him for me when you are free. Tell him the master is thinking of him. He is a good monkey.

And Friar Sand and Jason Wu. I heard that his life is more difficult. I am an honest man, neither stealing nor being lazy, nor being crafty or slippery, but I am not in a hurry to be well-off. Who is honest now seems to be a fool. His father had a heart bypass surgery last year, which cost tens of thousands of dollars and was heavily in debt. This year, the child he adopted will be admitted to the university, and the child is doing well. He said that he must go to Tsinghua Peking University, alas. He just has no money. This is my ten thousand yuan translation fee. Bajie, you are a rich man. Take some out and we will help him together. "No matter how hard you are, you can't suffer from children, and no matter how poor you are, you can't be poor in education." Children are the hope of our motherland's future.

The letter is too long, but there seems to be a lot to say. I won't study in the west this time. Nowadays, the diplomas of western schools are awesome, such as Oxford, Harvard, Cambridge and Yale. Both can be done, not to mention studying Buddhism and going to the west, even Chinese studies go to the west. In addition, to go to the West, we should take the Silk Road, passing through Xinjiang, Tibet and Afghanistan. Especially the Taliban in Afghanistan, blew up the magnificent Bamiyan Buddha. Sin, kindness, kindness.

Bajie, master, I'm leaving. You should unite sincerely and keep a low profile. When I come back from studying abroad, it will be time to revive my Buddhism. At that time, we must build a harmonious society and rebuild a beautiful original ecological home with clear water and blue sky.

Huh? What happened to my white horse tied outside the door? Now, this girl wants to find Prince Charming every day. If she can't find the prince, she will steal the white horse. Well, now I'm afraid of losing everything, but I'm not afraid of losing face.

Bajie's letter to Tang Priest

Dear master:

Hello!

I should have answered your letter as soon as possible. Due to the recent busy business, it has been delayed for some time. I hope your old man can understand.

Master, in your letter, you criticized me for not lending money to Monkey (I don't know how this kid chewed my tongue behind my back). You don't know, I have my difficulties. Although I have earned two dollars in these years, today's charity, tomorrow's Hope Project and the beauty pageant the day after tomorrow have all come to sponsor me, and my wallet has already shrunk. The tax department also came to audit the accounts, urging tax evasion, 58 million. I was so anxious to get rid of them that my mouth was soaked. These two days coincided with a fire in the backyard. My concubines clamored for gold and silver, cars and villas every day. The others are ok, but my darling? Sister Chang 'e, you cannot be wronged. I thought that at the beginning, it took me a lot of effort to defeat Erlang God, the Four Heavenly Kings and other rival lovers before I caught her. At that time, I made a thousand wishes and promised to give the title of Tang Huo, the sister of Mrs Chang 'e. But Gao Cuilan didn't want a divorce, and threatened to sue me in the supervision organ of the Commission for Discipline Inspection (I don't know when this bitch left her hand and made a detailed record of some of my activities over the years, which one was enough to sentence me to death). I owe this to sister Chang 'e, and I have to make up for it with money. Last week, at the international auto trade exhibition, I saw a new type of sports car from Ferrari, and it was also sprinkled with delicate demand. Rolls-Royce, Maserati, Lamborghini and Mercedes? What kind of famous car has not been driven? I can't help it, your apprentice. I just can't get past that woman.

Besides, since we came back from the Buddhist scriptures, monkeys have been doing nothing all day. Today he finds someone to drink tomorrow, and the monkey and grandson in the fish start to stink, and Huaguoshan is fooling around all day. Can we not sit down and eat? Therefore, they deserve it, not to mention the old saying that "emergency is to save the poor."

Master, you blame me for building an unstable building, which is a shoddy project, and you also say that I have made a fortune and have no conscience. Master, you have wronged me too much. This project has been subcontracted to me six times. Who won't distribute the profits? What's more, I have to serve meals to the safety supervision station and other departments. Tell me, how much profit do I have? I can't do business at a loss, so the steel bars are replaced with finer ones, the cement is replaced with inferior ones, and so are others. I'm just a little lucky, disciple. At that time, the earth pile on one side of the building was too high, and the underground garage on the other side was excavating the foundation pit. The pressure difference between the two sides of the building caused the house to collapse, which was purely accidental. However, the weak building incident led to the unprecedented prosperity of tourism in Tiangong. Recently, the scene of the building collapse has been developed into a famous "tourist attraction" by the Tourism Bureau, and many immortals have been going to "visit" in an endless stream, and tickets have also earned a lot. This is my old pig's careless contribution to heaven.

Master, I advise you to be flexible and keep pace with the times. Look around. What a world this is. Nanji Xianweng, Minister of Health, is making fake drugs, Wen Quxing, Minister of Education, is selling high-tech cheating equipment to students, Baihua Fairy is selling fake cosmetics, and yuanshi county Tianzun is busy buying stocks and speculating in foreign exchange. The Jade Emperor and the Empress Dowager are busy selling official hats among immortals, and the Tathagata is selling Buddhist scriptures to various fairy houses. It is true that all the noise in the sky is for profit, and all the noise in the sky is for profit. You see, your mind is full of eight right paths, four truths and twelve karma, and you are chanting "Amitabha, all evil and all good" all day long. Your pocket is empty, and the material foundation determines the superstructure. Will you have a job at home? Will your teachers and mothers like you? I dare advise you to put down your airs and adapt to the environment. You know, we are a nation that understands "survival of the fittest" best. Can you open one, too? A lecture on "Buddhist thought and the essence of enterprise management" or something, and then a basic book will be published to guarantee you a lot of money. How many people who are not as famous as you will break out and gain fame and fortune by this?

Master, some business people will come to me, so that's it. Talk to you later, or you can leave me a message on QQ.

Bye.

Your favorite student, Zhu.

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