12 constellation nursery rhymes! Is there a baby like you?

It always makes people laugh and cry when babies really talk. Pisces is romantic and naive, Aquarius is unrestrained, and the same question will give children many unexpected answers! Children in the 12 constellation always have different ideas. Look at these super cute conversations below. Is there a baby like you?

Capricorn. Compare CAPRICORN

One day, Jiejie and her mother were walking in the street when it suddenly began to rain. Mother took Jie Jie's little hand and said, "It's raining, run!" " ! "Jie jie asked slowly," it won't rain in front! ? "(Capricorn who understands reality and is too lazy to change)

Aquarius constellation

Aquarius asks his mother, "Why do you call Teacher Jiang' Ancestor'?" Mother said, "Because ancestors gave names to the dead." Bottles and jars said: Will the deceased grandmother be called "fresh milk"? "(a natural alternative, the brain thinking is always different from ordinary people's water bottle)

fishes

Dad told the fish that he often went hungry when he was a child. Yu Yu, with tears in his eyes, asked sympathetically, "Clam! Dad, did you come to our house because you have no food? (Pisces, full of compassion, regardless of the situation and object)

Aries constellation

I often say to Yang Yang, "Don't shake when you wear a skirt, or the little boy will see you!" One day, Yangyang said happily to his mother, "Today I played on the swing with Xiaoming, and I won!" Mother said angrily, "didn't I tell you?" You can't swing when you wear a skirt! " Yang Yang proudly said, "But I'm so smart! I took off my little * * so that he couldn't see it! " (Aries, brave and straightforward, dare to do it)

Taurus constellation

Selling watermelons to make a fortune: "Come and eat watermelons, and the ones that are not sweet are free!" ! Hungry Niu Niu: Wow! Great, boss, have a nice day! "(Taurus who manages the house and takes care of himself)

Gemini

Mom told Shuangshuang to get up: "Get up quickly! The rooster has crowed several times! " Both of them said, "What does a cock crow have to do with me? I am not a hen! (Gemini with strong self-awareness and self-thinking ability)

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Cancer constellation

On the bus, crab crab said, "I want to sleep with my mother tonight!" My mother asked, "Are you married and want to sleep with your mother?" Without thinking, crab crab said, "Hmm!" Mom asked again, "Where's your wife?" Crab crab thought for a long time and said, "Well, let her sleep with her father!" Mom:! @ # $% ︿&* (Cancer who likes to stick to her mother)

Le Signe du Lion

The lion lion went to grandma's birthday party. When it's time to eat birthday peaches, the lion lion asks, "Why do we eat something like * * *"? They all changed their faces. Then the lion lion broke the peach, looked at the bean paste inside and said, "grandma, look!" There is still uh-huh! " A lion who is proud of his feelings and is not afraid of others' eyes.

virgo

Curious about navel everywhere, ask dad. Dad simply explained the reason why the umbilical cord connects the fetus and the mother, saying: "After the baby left the mother, the doctor cut the umbilical cord and tied a knot, which later became the navel. Everywhere: Why doesn't the doctor tie a bow? " (A curious and perfect virgin)

libra

Father said to Tian Tian, "Don't go to school today. Your mother gave birth to two brothers for you last night. You tell the teacher! Every day I answer: "Dad, I only said I gave birth to one; The other one, I want to save it for next week when I don't want to have class! (Smart, weigh the pros and cons)

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Scorpius

The scorpion was bitten by a mosquito as soon as it fell asleep. He got up to catch mosquitoes, and when he couldn't get out, he pointed to mosquitoes and said, "Well, I'll go out if you don't go out! He walked out of the room, slammed the door and said proudly, "Hum! I won't go in tonight, I'll starve you to death! "(Scorpio who doesn't play cards according to common sense)

Sagittarius