Constellation test essay _ essay constellation routine answers provocation

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People: Xiao Ai, Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling, five teachers.

Scene: classroom

Content:

Xiaoling sleeps on the table.

Iverson lost a book with him. Get out.

Xiao Wu came in and took Xiao Ai's seat.

Xiao Ai (entering): Oh, man, this is really confusing. Are you kidding? Don't you see, I've already occupied this seat!

Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it before you!

Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you?

Wu: I took it last night.

Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early every day, grab the head and bleed like a river. I can't lose this position!

Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is unique. If you want to get rid of me from here (AI:-Why? ) I advise you to pull it off early!

Xiaoling woke up: What was that noise? It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning! Do you know what political mistakes you made? Huh?

Xiao Ai: I don't know.

Xiaoling: As a member of the Communist Youth League, it is necessary to establish a lofty ideal of communism, maintain a high degree of consistency with the CPC Central Committee politically, ideologically and practically, and constantly enhance the organization concept and discipline concept of the members. ......

Xiao Wu and Xiao Ai: Sister, we were wrong. Don't waste your breath We won't fight.

Xiaoling: But what you can't forgive is that you woke me up!

Iverson sat in front of Xiaoling.

Xiao Ai: Last but not least, develop style. Dude, take the exam as I say!

Wu: Huh? Today's exam?

Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today!

Xiao Ai: Scared?

Xiao Wu: Did you sleep?

Xiaoling: None of them are right! Tired of cheating!

Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent the middle of the night burning a lamp and boiling oil!

Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard?

Xiaoling: Do you cheat, too?

Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling leaned over: What do you think?

Xiao Ai laughed wildly: I tell you, this is a great move!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: Come on!

Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)

Xiaoling: Go to hell!

Wu: Good idea! Why didn't I think of that?

Xiaoling: Come on. You call this a trick? Well, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous quiz.

Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu ignored her.

Xiaoling: Say, how many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu leaned in: How many steps are there?

Xiaoling: Three steps!

Step 1: Write down your name. (Both nod)

Step 2: Read the topic again! (Both nod)

Step 3:-hand in the papers!

Xiao Ai: Hand in a blank sheet of paper!

Wu: What's the problem?

Xiaoling: I'll give you another question; Say, who didn't come to the exam today?

Xiao Ai: Who can't take the exam today? Xiaoling?

Xiaoling: I'm not here!

Xiao Ai: Look around, Wu?

Xiao Wu: Yes!

Xiao Ai: Ah! I see-little moxa!

Wu: You came for nothing! It's not the same whether you come or not!

Xiaoling: Answer, teacher! Not yet!

The teacher came in.

Three people are startled: coming? Why did you come without saying anything? Oh, dear! (noisy)

Teacher 1: What's your name? Did the toad come in?

Three people laughed.

Teacher 1: Be careful what to do in this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? Score! On and off, your lifeblood! (Laughter) Exams are our magic weapon!

Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, our unique skill!

Teacher 1: Hand out the test papers quickly! Don't come early after the exam. What time is it now? The exam has started for half an hour! What did you do?

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Teacher 1: The exam time is two hours! Don't hand in the papers for more than an hour! Students who want to answer questions, please pick up the pen. Students who don't want to answer questions, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself!

Xiao Ai: I compare my teacher. He is a mouse looking for a cat as an escort-unreasonable demands!

Xiaoling: Exactly! Is he a legendary rapper, or why can't he keep mumbling?

Teacher 1: Silence! You are quieter than a tree! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Every Communist Youth League member should always pay attention to strictly demanding himself with the standards of Communist Youth League members, constantly enhance his sense of honor and responsibility as a Communist Youth League member, play an exemplary role in all aspects of study, work and social life, strive to be a model for implementing the party's line, principles and policies, work hard, study hard, abide by the law, and blaze new trails.

Three people copy.

Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please don't copy this classmate!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: I didn't copy it!

The teacher came to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!

Xiao Ai: How do you know? I copied it in my desk!

Teacher: You dropped the board in front of your desk. I saw it!

Xiao Ai: (looking at it) Ouch! have bad luck

The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's test paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to stand up and walk.

Teacher: Sit down! Go out in an hour!

The teacher went to see Xiao Wu, who took the test paper to the table and copied it.

Teacher: Come on, come on, stop pretending! I despise you people who cheat with books most. You have no technical content at all. How did you copy it? Like this? Like this?

Wu: Lower it! Lower it!

Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's test paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with this book?

Xiao Wu: I don't want to take the book either! I didn't cheat sheets like her (Xiaoling)!

Xiaoling stared at Xiao Wu.

Teacher: That's right. Remember to cheat next time! I like this kind of hard-working child.

Teacher: Time is up! Hand in the papers.

Put away the test papers.

Teacher: OK. Remember to take the advanced math exam this afternoon!

Xiao Ai: Ah! Still taking the advanced math exam in the afternoon?

Xiaoling: Ah! ! Take the exam in the afternoon! (Picking up a cheat sheet) What did you just take?

Wu: Gao ... number? ! What kind of tree is that?

Three people: study how to copy cheat sheets!

Teacher 2 came in.

Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!

Teacher 2: How is your composition, Xiao Ai? (Xiao Ai's test paper)

Xiao Ai: What's the matter?

Teacher 2: You read books.

Xiao Ai: "My teacher", my teacher has an oval face ...

Teacher 2: Wait a minute. (Take out a big sign that says claws) Are you a melon with a melon face? You wrote that my teacher has a claw face!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, paw face is also a face. Can't you make do with it?

Teacher 2: Keep reading.

Xiao Ai: My teacher is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. ...

Teacher 2: Stop! You wrote so much. It's beautiful. Why? Just write it to the end!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn't the composition required to be no less than 500 words?

Teacher 2: So you only paint beautiful pictures?

Xiao Ai: Isn't it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!

Teacher 2: Hum, I'm telling you, you only have 496 words!

Xiao Ai: Oh! Then add: how beautiful!

Teacher 2: Look at your explanation of words and death. You wrote "Go to hell"!

Xiao Ai: Oh, I want to write to death!

Teacher 2: (with a helpless face) You, you hung up again!

Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I have rebuilt it five times!

Teacher 2: OK, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of pemphigus, and I'm comfortable with it, right? You can make sentences easily, and I'll give them to you when it's right!

Xiao Ai: Do you have any fish? ! Fish ... fish, fish swim in the water, and there are fish in the blade. ...

Teacher 2: (Laughter) Congratulations, you won-

Iverson: Have you passed?

Teacher 2: (It doesn't matter) The sixth chance to rebuild.

Xiaoling and Xiao Wu: Forget it, let's learn the cheat sheet of advanced mathematics.

Teacher 3 came in.

Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!

Teacher 3: Xiao Wu!

Wu: Yes!

Teacher 3: Look at your test paper! My question is: this is the question, please answer. what did you say ?

Xiao Wu: This is the answer. Please give points ... Is there a mistake?

Teacher 3: You-OK, next question: What is courage? Why didn't you answer it?

Xiao Wu: I answered!

Teacher 3: Just five words!

Wu: (reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in my paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained my courage!

Teacher 3: You-you wait to hang up!

Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I hung up fifteen times!

Teacher 3: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your nature. ...

Wu: Two-too many!

Teacher 3: OK, you got the first question right. If you don't answer the second question, I will let you pass. How many hairs do you have?

Xiao Wu: I wish I were bald.

Teacher 3: Answer!

Xiaowu: 123456789!

Teacher 3: How do you know?

Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question!

Teacher 3: OK! Very good! Very good! Take it (pass a piece of paper)

Wu: This is-

Teacher 3: Reconstruction Act! (below)

Xiaoling and Xiao Ai: To learn advanced mathematics-

Teacher 4 came in.

Xiaoling: English teacher! (trying to run)

Teacher 4: Xiaoling, why are you running? No breakfast!

Xiaoling: I didn't eat-

Teacher 4: I saw you eating this morning!

Xiaoling:-Have breakfast tomorrow!

Teacher 4: Xiao Ling, look at the test paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just choose the topic without looking at it at all?

Xiaoling: No!

Teacher 4: Dare to quibble!

Xiaoling: I didn't even look at the question, just the answer!

Teacher 4: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?

Xiaoling: Does it look strange? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph.

Teacher 4: Xiaoling, you should wake up! You this time-

Xiaoling: Ah! Teacher, I failed five or five times, no, fifty times! Can't hang up any more!

Teacher 4: it's not that I didn't give it to you ... this ... for example, can you translate what evening dress means?

(to the audience) This is an evening dress!

Xiaoling looked at Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu.

Xiao Ai: Night is night, right? Perfect for big games!

Xiao Wu: clothes are clothes, MM is always clamoring to buy them!

Xiaoling: Oh! Teacher, I know! It's a night suit!

The teacher shook his head. (below)

Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two take your time! (below)

Xiao Ai: Forget it. It may not be useful to copy it. I'm leaving, too.

Wu: What about that? Hand in a blank sheet of paper?

Xiao Ai: Of course, I can't hand in a blank sheet of paper. I'm going to recite the most difficult questions now, and then write them on the test paper and answer them myself! (below)

Xiao Wu: He has a personality. (just want to leave)

Teacher 5 came in.

Xiao Wu: Head teacher!

Teacher 5: Xiao Wu, I want to talk to you.

Wu: Ah!

Teacher 5: The last question asks: What is the principle of this reaction? What did you answer?

Xiao Wu:-Physical principles.

Teacher 5: Is there such an answer?

Wu: Really ... a chemical principle?

Teacher 5: Xiao Wu! What can you do at this rate? Why don't you like studying?

Xiao Wu:-Don't like my major!

Teacher 5: Environmental worker? Do you know what environmental workers do?

Xiao Wu: Sanitation workers.

Teacher 5: It's environmental engineering!

Wu: Oh? What shall I do after graduation?

Teacher 5: ... sanitation worker.

Xiao Wu: I heard that it is used to treat sewage.

Teacher 5: (excited) Who said anything about sewage treatment? -but also to control air pollution!

Xiao Wu: How to control the atmosphere?

Teacher 5: I don't understand this! I teach water pollution treatment!

Xiao Wu: It's still for sewage treatment.

Teacher 5: Did your mother see your summer vacation results?

Wu: Yes.

Teacher 5: Really? You really sent it?

Wu: Of course!

Teacher 5: What did your mother say to you?

Xiao Wu: My mother said nothing. What report cards does the school issue?

Teacher 5: ... You go.

Wu: I can't leave.

Teacher 5: Why?

Wu: I want to sing a song before I go.

Teacher 5: Just your curly hair?

Xiao Wu: Then I'll invite Song Wang to the head office. Please welcome the king of songs!

He Jiong and Mary-Super Happy Insole

Mr. Hu: Audience friends in front of the TV.

M: Dear viewers who are not in front of the TV.

Mr. Hu: Welcome to our Super Happy Shopping Channel. I'm Xiao He.

M: What about me? I'm Mary from Taipei.

Mr. Hu: Who?

Ma: from Taipei ~

H: to tell the truth.

Ma: Mary from the northeast.

Hu: Mom, do you usually walk?

Ma: Go ~ Wow, hahaha, hum, you are really funny. Does a big star like me need to go? I usually go out in private.

When the car leaves the city, I will fly home and take the elevator. You don't have to stand when you have something to do at ordinary times. Do you think I still need to walk ~

Mr. Hu: OK, OK, even if my question is wrong, can I ask you if you usually wear shoes?

M: Oh, my God ~ Then you asked the right person. I'm telling you, as a professional shoe seller, ..

Ho: ah ah ~

M: Sorry ~ Ha, as a professional shoe buyer, especially a female expert, I'm not bragging about a room of more than 60 square meters.

I have sports shoes, travel shoes, high heels, flat shoes, shoes, slippers, sports shoes, water shoes, sandals. I have a stool with a zipper, buttons and buttons. Anyway, I have all kinds of brand-name shoes.

Hu: A-mei is tired, isn't she? Sister (patting her on the shoulder) So you must have used a lot of insoles.

M: Yes ~ Yes.

Hu: Well, you are very lucky today. A famous person once said: A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. There is no insole, it is really a foot rest. So today we will do it for you.

You brought super happy insoles, which are popular all over Asia and the world, to make everyone crazy, fascinated and scream.

M: Wow, this is what I put in every pair of shoes. Since I put this super happy on my shoes, my head has stopped turning and my hands have stopped shaking, and my progress is more rosy than before. Many friends have asked me if I am abnormal. ..

Ho: (⊙ o ⊙) Ah!

M: You are in love ~ Oh, I don't even know why ~

Mr. Hu: Of course, you padded our super happy insole.

Close: the more padding, the brighter ~

Ho: a philosopher once said: at the beginning of life, human nature is good; There is no insole, it is really a foot rest. Don't look at the thin piece of our super insole, but it contains 998 1 process. We combine the most advanced nanotechnology in the world and use 180 kinds of precious Chinese herbal medicines. Our insoles have passed the international ISO certification and are 100% green products and 100% environmental protection products. You forget that a philosopher once said, "You hate books when you use them, but you won't put your feet down when you have mats in your shoes."

M: Hey, no philosopher ever said that.

Mr. Hu: I'm not finished. Our insoles can not only get rid of foot odor and cure colds, but also enhance human immunity and improve the speed of online cooking. At the same time, we should remember that a philosopher once said: Use other people's happiness to pad your shoes and let others unfortunately put their feet down.

M: Heh ~ I can't stand it. You called that philosopher to me and I killed him.

Mr. Hu: Yes! Control your emotions.

Ma: Wow! Is such a small insole so exaggerated?

Ho: Of course, because it is a secret weapon that can help you succeed ~

Ma: the password weapon to help success ~

Mr. Hu: Do you want to know why Jordan can become a superstar in the NBA?

M: why ~

Mr. Hu: Because he has our super happiness in his sneakers.

Ma: Wow, haha ~

Hu: Do you want to know why Bill Gates became the richest man in the world?

M: why ~

Mr. Hu: Because when he invented Microsoft, he trampled on our super happiness.

Ma: Wow, haha ~

Mr. Hu: Do you want to know why Obama can become the president of the United States?

M: I don't want to know because I'm not interested.

Mr. Hu: OK. Do you want to know why Phelps can become a world-class flying fish?

M: why ~

Mr. Hu: Because when he swims, his feet are covered with our super happiness.

M: Hehehe, He Laoshi.

Mr. Hu: What?

Ma: Phelps swims without shoes.

Mr. Hu: Yes, you don't understand that others don't need it in the swimming pool, but what's in his shoes on the shore?

Audience: Super happy.

H: yes.

Ma: It turns out that the success of these celebrities is due to their super happiness.

Mr. Hu: That's right. Then let's analyze the shocking and even heinous functions of our super happy insole. First of all, of course, is its appearance and color.

Combination: super happy, small, super happy, gold, super happy, healthy and unique insole wants to be super happy.

Mr. Hu: Second, of course, it is its anti-fatigue function. It can be said that our super happiness will not be tired no matter how far we go.

Horse: The pain of warm footsteps is far away, but it doesn't hurt.

Mr. Hu: Third, of course, it is its unique and flexible design.

Off: bounce crow's feet bounce crow's feet.

Fourth, what we want to introduce to you is that it can enhance the memory function.

Since I bought super happiness for my children, M: I began to learn English ~

He: Seay~ Mom doesn't have to worry about my study here. The most important thing is that our super happiness can make men more men and women more women.

We used to struggle (women holding men) (women laughing, hahaha ~)

Ho: I'm very happy after using it (roar ~)

M: I guess this insole is great, Smecta.

Mr. Hu: Yes, not only that, but we also hired the most famous designers in the world to design many series for us. First of all, we designed a mature and steady zodiac series for our older friends. Look at that dragon.

Ma: Pig.

Mr. Hu: Snake.

Ma: Pig.

Mr Hu: Tiger.

Ma: Pig.

Mr. Hu: I'm not finished with you.

M: Then you are not a tiger.

Mr. Hu: Oh, oh, oh ~ Sorry, I forgot to tell you that the Year of the Tiger has been sold out. If this year happens to be your birth year, it doesn't matter. You can change the zodiac, hehe ~

Ma: Don't be disappointed. Just turn the zodiac upside down and it will become the zodiac. Is it very creative?

Ho: Wow ~ But I also want to tell Leo's friends here that I'm really sorry, because who did we give all Leo's products to? Yico Zeng: Yes.

Ma: Eh ~ That would be terrible if I were a tiger and a Leo!

Mr. Hu: That's all right. You can choose our latest design of the most fashionable and popular Avatar series.

Ma: Wow ~ (clapping hands) Then what is this?

Oh, this is a special introduction for everyone. This is our DIY series. You can post a picture of the person you hate and fear in this blank position, so that he will ask you sweetly.

Ma: Honey, what do you take me for ~

Hu: I regard you as my super happiness.

Ma: Ha ~ ~ It's an insole ~

Mr. Hu: Right ~ So I can step on you every day.

H: Isn't it great? That's not all.

Look, we also have a brand-new dazzling diamond series with 38 perfect turntables, eight hearts and eight arrows.

M: The so-called eight hearts and eight arrows means that a diamond has perfect polishing, perfect proportion, the best insole in a perfectly symmetrical diamond, and the Rolls Royce in the insole.

Mr. Hu: You heard me right. Our super happiness is set with such a perfect diamond, Mary. What are you doing?

M: Buckle it and make some diamond rings.

Mr. Hu: Don't be so obsessed with money. I tell you, the position of these 38 diamonds can't be moved, because it corresponds to 38 important acupuncture points on the soles of your feet. As long as you wear insoles like ours, you can receive the most intimate foot massage anytime and anywhere, with such thoughtful design and reasonable arrangement.

H: Where are you looking?

M: But having said that, we don't know how much this super happy insole is worth.

Hu: We sell this kind of insole for 998 dollars internationally, but today we only sell 998 yuan to serve our country and repay our people. Besides, since today is our Lantern Festival, we only sell 98 yuan RMB.

M: Oh, Gaga's price is an insult to super happy insoles.

Mr. Hu: Yes, please insult us as much as you like.

M: How many pairs have we prepared today?

Oh, yes, we only have 20 groups. There are only 20 groups.

M: Haha ~ Is it too little?

Ho: There is no way to snap up good products. If you really can't catch them, we can only sing for you.

Close the door: sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I can't buy, I can't buy, I can't kill you, I can't kill you, I can't kill you.

Ma: occasionally ~

Mr. Hu: What's the matter?

Ma: Today is the Lantern Festival. Can you have a little more ~

Ho: Si ~ this ~ this.

Ma: Occasionally ~ ~ ~

Ho: this ~ this (the phone is coming) I'll take a call (I'm feeding my mother to change her nest and step on the bottom of 20), which means insole (oh, oh, Woma factory is here to chat, oh, okay, okay, hang up). Ladies and gentlemen, the manufacturer called just now, and we urgently stocked 20 groups, and there are still 20 groups left.

M: (Clap your hands, the phone is coming. Hey, Third Aunt, how did you get out 20 pairs? Tell uncle to bring it to me quickly. This thing has been sold. Let me tell you) audience friends tell you a good news. In order to meet everyone's needs, we specially made it from the factory in Northeast China. ..

Ho: ahem ~

Ma: 20 pairs of 20 pairs were dropped from the factory in Southeast Asia ~

Mr. Hu: Now we have 60 groups altogether. There are only 60 groups. Dear friends, come and order. Pick up your mobile phone, landline or generator and call our ordering hotline quickly. That is.

He: 88888888

M: Oh, dear, I have a terrible cough.

Mr. Hu: Well, I'm super happy when you wait.

This is your super happiness.

He: Wow, hahaha ~

Good evening, audience friends. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Have you found that our campus is becoming more and more harmonious and civilized? B: Yes! Creating a harmonious and civilized campus has brought us many benefits. A: Yes! The road is getting wider and wider. B: Come on, make it clear. What is this? Answer: Use your IQ to think about how to "tell me all the passwords of IP, IQ and IC" like Fan Wei. B: Show off! Just to be clear. A: Isn't this creating a harmonious campus? Everyone is busy improving their quality and ability! B: Yes! A: The reading room and library are crowded with people. Some people are crowded, some are oppressed, some are backward, and some are piled up. B: Oh! Bread a: almost. Anyway, your toes touch the heel of the person in front, and the shoulders of the people on both sides are the big arms and the small arms, and the small arms are closed. B: Stop! Stop, stop, stop. I feel like selling slaves. At least this is a vegetable market! a； What words! Does anyone take a book to the vegetable market to buy food? Are there any slaves who are undergraduates? B:No. A: Is there anyone who buys food quietly? Are there any slaves who don't resist? b； Don't! If there is, it is also a dumb armor; That's right. There are so many people crowded in the reading room. Is it strange that the road is not wide? b； This has created a civilized and harmonious campus, with two more study rooms. Yes, love used to be shopping and watching * *, but now it's all in class. Where is it? People call it that men and women study together and are not tired! People have to go to the postgraduate entrance examination! Really? Do you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination? Do you think the postgraduate entrance examination is easy? Now I finally know why the buffalo is flying in the sky. It turned out that she blew on the ground! Hey, hey, what are you talking about? Who is blowing? A: Forget it. I won't argue with you. Tell me, are we dealing with that type? Of course, girls in love are radiant all day. A: Look, I am so young and lovely when I am not in love. This is called natural beauty (mom and dad can't help it) B: Smelly! ! ! People study by themselves until 10: 30 every day and recite many words: Wow, so motivated! Then I want to fall in love, too I'll let him do aerobics with me. One, two, three, my slogan is to lose weight and be thin. B: Come on! Participate in everything! What, you wronged a good man! B: Remember! What we want is a harmonious campus. A: Do you think I am not harmonious? B: Civilized campus A: Do you think I will swear? B: Lovely campus A: Am I not cute enough? B: Come on, I really admire you. In order to express my feelings, I decided to say it with a song! A: Audience friends! Let's have more applause later! What if the little girl has a thin face and cries without applause? Come on, clap! I don't care what others do to create a civilized and harmonious campus, as long as you insist on doing so. I believe that civilization and harmony will always accompany me. I know everything is not easy. I have always firmly believed in myself in my heart. I hope we can work together. We all need courage to face various obstacles. I can firmly create a harmonious campus and a civilized campus. A: Not bad, it seems that there are two brushes! B: Of course. Answer: Copy guy, this is just bought today, and it can't be used yet! B: Me! What does it look like? Awesome! See what she can do! Look at this. (takes out the bamboo board) B: Just two pieces of bamboo! What are you proud of? A: No! It's two bamboos and a red rope! Haha B: Come on, you'd better get started! The people's audience is waiting anxiously. A: Let me say one thing first. Shall we talk about it today? Well, shall I say something today? B: It looks like a fake. I look at you. Go down if you can't speak. Don't be ashamed here! What are you doing? Look at people through the door, look down on them! We are 40 horizontally and 60 vertically, which is 2400! Oh, you're right. Stop dawdling, we are all waiting! A: Well, I'll say that building a harmonious campus means that everyone has a good life. The road is widened, and the reading room goes to buy food. B: What? Who went there to buy food? Answer: Go to the reading room to study, learn astronomy to see the stars, and learn geography to see the earth. B: A man that big has seen everything. If you interrupt me again, I will slap you in the face! B: Come on, go ahead, I'm listening (we're all listening, haha) A: Well, let me tell you slowly that our normal college has a new look and a new atmosphere! The spring breeze in March blows all over the campus, and it's so lively inside and outside the college, hey! In order to enhance our legal awareness and create a civilized campus, the college held the activities of "abiding by the law, creating a harmonious campus, and theme education month". This statement is true! A: After the mobilization meeting, ah, well, well, all departments and subjects are busy. Do thesis writing, give lectures, broadcast programs on TV, and go to primary schools for publicity. Alas, many activities still cost her a lot of money. Where can I find these expenses? Hey, where can I find them? Where can I find it? A: Get sponsored! B: You are a sponsor, another liar. A: Yes, what's wrong with sponsorship? Oh, I forgot to introduce myself to everyone! I'm * B: Do you want to get sponsorship now? A: Don't play with me, I'm not finished yet! "Come with me. Go to sponsor, the dream has awakened, and I am not afraid anymore. All this is just for sponsorship. Please give some sponsorship quickly. " B: Stop, stop, why sponsor now? "Let me ask you: Do you have any other activities? Tell it to all of us! " A: Yes, listen carefully. In the fun football match, there is only one rule for men and women to enter the stadium together (competing on the same stage). Which one? A: When girls play football, boys are not allowed to grab it, otherwise it will be a foul! Yo, that's a good rule! High, really high! A: Let's play together! Who is strong and who is weak? That's not necessarily true. B: Right! Who is strong and who is weak, that is not necessarily! A: A lot of things happened in March, and all the young people in Huai Normal University were out of the pot. The cover character Ye Zhan Ao and a shy girl Sun Meili founded a poetry club. In the spotlight, she won the prize, and hundreds of societies were all open, just like a wonderful flower in the water. B: That beauty, that beauty, that handsome ~ A: I believe that under the leadership of the Party Committee of our college, our campus will be more harmonious and civilized. Listen: attention, travelers and friends. Come on, come on, let's hurry to buy tickets. I refuse to bargain here. Two yuan each. Not expensive, not expensive. Come and buy it. After this village, there is no such shop. Come on, give me the money. I will give you a 20% discount. Is it cheaper? Ha ha ha ha! (secretly) A: What? I wonder, why didn't anyone come to buy tickets? B:100,200 ~ a: huh? How does she make my money? Hey, don't run, bring me the money! B: ~ ~ A: Don't run, it's not the curtain call yet!