Fortune Telling Collection - Zodiac Guide - Sentences poking fun at astrology ~ ~ ~

Sentences poking fun at astrology ~ ~ ~

You say you are a Taurus, so you are a cow?

The cow is not willing yet. ...........

You said you were a Pisces, but in fact you vomited a bubble.

Let me see. ........

You said you were Sagittarius, and you went.

Who do you want to shoot?

You said you were. ..........