What does a man with a big earlobe mean?

Conjecture 1: The relationship between earlobe and subjective well-being.

People with large earlobes are considered blessed since childhood, often cultivate optimistic and positive personalities, and are more likely to get help from nobles. This is the legendary blessing. So will people with separated earlobes be happier?

By analyzing the data of earlobe types and subjective well-being, and through the analysis of variance, we found that there was no significant difference in subjective well-being between earlobe detachers and earlobe appenders (p=0.37).

Guess a failure!

Conjecture 2: the relationship between earlobe and life span

Studies abroad have found that the earlobes of long-lived elderly people tend to be larger, the average age will increase by 1 year, and the average length of ears will increase by 0.22mm, thus inferring that people with large earlobes are more blessed. So will people with falling earlobes live longer?

Who knows, Dawson said that we don't have the user's life information. Because there is no data analysis support, this cannot be studied and verified.

Guess two failed!

Conjecture 3: the relationship between earlobe and obesity

In ancient times, only landlords who were full and fat enough to leak oil would go to fortune telling, while fat people often had large earlobes, so they thought that people with large earlobes were either rich or expensive. So people with earlobes are more likely to bring their own fuel tanks?

By analyzing the data of earlobe types and body mass index, and through chi-square test, we found that there was a significant difference in body mass index between earlobe detachers and earlobe appenders (p=0.003), and the body mass index value of earlobe detachers was significantly higher than that of earlobe appenders.

Among them, female obesity index was significantly correlated with earlobe (p=0.009), while male obesity index was not correlated (p=0.69). Simply put, girls with earlobes are more likely to be half-moon girls. (Note: There are few respondents with body mass index-GT25%, and there may be some errors.)

This is a cruel conclusion, but it finally made Ben Lili successful. ...

People with big earlobes are more blessed, and fat people are also blessed!

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