90 sentences of love rat's copywriting

Love rat's 90 sentences (78 selected sentences) 1. Actually, how much do I like seeing you? Do you know how painful it is not to see your slutty sister every day? 2. Look for the reason from yourself first, and don't blame the earth for being unattractive as soon as you can't shit. You were so proud, what are you playing now? 4. Do you know? Someone once said that your conscience was eaten by a dog, but I must correct that person's mistake today. Your conscience is not eaten by dogs, even dogs refuse to eat it. Men cheat like dogs can't change their ways and eat shit. Don't fantasize that he will stop there, let alone listen to his vows. 6. Your appearance broke through human imagination? 7. Your cerebellum is so developed that it occupies all the space in your brain. 8. Pack, pack and pack. Are you tired? 9. Don't look scared when you see me in the future. 10. Brother, can you turn up the resolution on your face? 1 1. Don't pretend to be happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified? 12. Do you know what my first feeling is every time you send me a message? I will feel that you are helpless! A little ironic! So I don't want to lead to the following? 13. Notre Dame de Paris is short of bell ringers, so it's yours. 14. Draw your life with a pencil B. 15. With money, you are still superficial; No money can make you so cheap. 16. According to my observation, your mother should be a donkey and your father should be a turtle, right? 17. You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention. 18. It's shameless for an animal to pretend to be an honorable gentleman! 19. I never get tired of listening to a song, and I never forget a girl. 20. Do you fucking think I'm afraid of you? Green tea bitch, I'm embarrassed to scold you in the world of peeling! 2 1. If you have ever learned sincerity, I don't think people around you will spit again after you turn around. 22. Jian 'an people will always be Jian 'an people. Even in the economic crisis, you can't be expensive. 23. Did you treat dichlorvos as cola and let your head drink it at 80 cents and 12 Jin? 24. I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness just because I can't let you go. 25. How ironic! I always think of you who loved me the most when I was most frustrated and helpless. 26. In the process of chaotic evolution, you obviously ignored the aesthetic views of the public. 27. There is a big hole in your head! Otherwise, I have filled your head with so many things that it is not full! 28. Whose promise is the irony of the Paris Tower? 29. You are not as good as a dog. I threw a bone at the dog, and it knew to wag its tail at me. 30. If you have something to say, just pay attention to yourself and keep a good attitude. Don't make me ignore you then. After all, it's really puzzling that you speak too much junk language. 3 1. For your sake, I drew two coffins! How sweet I am! 32. No matter how bad a person is, he can't change his age and appearance in the third grade. 33. Who satirizes your hypocritical persistence? 34. Did you break your skull when you were a child? As a result, your IQ is too low to take any medicine to make up for it. 35. I haven't heard anyone blow the cow so fresh and refined for a long time! 36. You have countless advantages, such as dancing on cow dung, dancing in front of others, climbing mountains and mountains, unwilling to bring shame on yourself, putting it on your back, pooping your ass, not afraid of stink, and smelling it. People send nicknames: spanking! 37. What is the worst way to swear? Next, let's learn how to speak ill of Bian Xiao, and let the other party know how powerful you are. 38. I heard that you are rich and recognize Erlang as your master. 39. You look very abstract! You look hazy! You look fuzzy! Are you long? Strange! Give me a break. I really can't describe you. I have never seen a ghost. 40. Girl, your fashionable clothes, especially those black cotton socks with sandals, are really amazing. 4 1. Although his face is a little smelly, he talks a little less, he is a little stupid, his personality is a little awkward and his temper is a little strange, but he is basically a good man! 42. Don't always show off your IQ in front of me. The more ostentatious, the more lacking. 43. You can't resist my estimate. You can only knock on the keyboard and tell me that you are crying inside, and there is nothing you can do, right? 44. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big. 45. Smelly * *, do you think you are underpants? Pack what? 13. Go back to your mother's stomach if you want to pack. 46. Your friend is blind. Aren't you with the wolf? 47. I have never lied to you, because I have never lied to anyone. 48. Seeing your powerless struggle, I suddenly feel pity. 49. Tell others my secret like a joke, and say sarcastically with a smile. 50. You are so creative and brave to live! 5 1. A woman without talent is a virtue. I think I must be too wicked. 52. The smell of inferior perfume is still coming to men all day. Who looked at you? 53. Grow a face and wipe your eyes. Please see clearly what a face is. 54. At first, you said you loved me, and I smiled sweetly. Finally, you said you were tired, and God smiled sarcastically. 55. You asked me to go out? Are you very capable? In the words of my sisters, what attracts you about my man makes you like this? 56. Shameless person, I'm too lazy to hit you if you give me a face. I'm afraid I'll hit you and get your hands dirty. Save some sores in the future. 57. According to statistics, more than 9% people who look like pig heads use thumb buttons to read short messages! Hey, hey, don't change hands, it's too late, pig! 58. Don't make a fool of yourself with the lack of brain cells in your brain and the Chinese taught by the English teacher! 59. Almost enough for girls to play. It is serious to improve your professional ability at work! 60. As the saying goes, dogs can't change and eat shit. People like you are worse than dogs. They only eat shit. 6 1. A group of SB flies south, one in S and the other in B. You are really a scum among scum, a perverted beast, and a bitch among transvestites. 63. You think your big shorts have nothing to wear. You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below. 65. Who betrayed you, who hurt you, who laughed at you, satirized you and insulted your dignity. 66. You idiot is like a crop in the south. You plant three crops a year and never rest. 67. You look really great! Like a stick. 68. If you must compare yourself with a pig, I think you are different from it in at least two aspects: 1. You can eat more than it; 2. It is smarter than you. 69. Girls always like to rest their heads on boys' shoulders. Many years later, girls got cervical spondylosis, and boys got scapulohumeral periarthritis, showing love and dying quickly. 70. Thanks to shadows, darkness, ups and downs, hardships, slander, setbacks, thorns, falls, ridicule and satire. 7 1. How ironic is it to think of you while smoking? 72. Calling you shit is an insult to shit. 73. You haven't fully evolved, and it's really hard for you to grow into a man. If one day I leave and the feed is in the trough, be careful not to starve myself to death. 75. You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looks so weak. 76. I have met many ugly people, but too many people have grown up like you! 77. If wine is bitter and ironic, why can't I sing my heart? 78. Before you spit, think about what you have done and whether you are qualified to talk about others.