Talk about constellation routines _ talk about constellation routines

The humorous answer asked what constellation it was.

The humorous answer asked what constellation it was.

What constellation is the humorous answer? Many times we talk about constellations when chatting. If you answer well when someone asks you, even if it is greasy, it will arouse your sister's curiosity. Let's share a humorous answer about what constellation it is.

Humorous answer 1 female: what constellation are you?

At this time, many boys may say that it is tailor-made for you. That's too greasy. What constellation does the girl ask you? Actually, she just wants to know if you two constellations are suitable.

She might match it in private. The point here is that you don't know what constellation a girl is, so you can just say it, and then many girls believe in constellations, so I'll say more here.

Man: My sun is Leo, rising is Cancer, and Venus is Capricorn.

Give her all three constellations directly. What should girls do if they say no here? )

Woman: I'm a Leo. It doesn't seem to suit you.

M: I'm not finished yet. I'm Libra, I'm Gemini, I'm a virgin ...

Woman: You seem to know a lot about constellations!

M: I did a little research. Send me your birthday, and I'll see if we can hit it off (the fortune teller goes online directly, and it's up to us to decide whether it's ok or not, depending on the acting skills)

After reading the above example, do the friends know how to say "what is your reply to pick up girls?" Therefore, the premise is to have an understanding of constellation knowledge. You know, constellations are complicated. From different angles, everyone has different constellations. When you throw out these knowledge points, you can also use your charm to conquer girls.

What constellation is the humorous answer? 2. What constellation are you?

1, female: "What sign are you?" Man: "It's tailor-made for you." Or a man: "Guess what constellation I am?" Woman: "Leo?" Man: "No, I made it for you."

2. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" "Antarctic? Or the North Pole? " "No, there is no room for you."

3. M: Can you guess what constellation I am? W: I don't know. Man: I will do anything for you.

Can you guess my horoscope? Woman: Aries? M: No, it's tailored for you.

5. M: Your eyes are so beautiful that I can see what constellation you are. W: What constellation? Male: Andromeda.

What constellation routine do you answer?

First, Leo's sultry routine:

1, M: I have a good eye for people. Woman: Really? Then see what kind of person I am. Man: You are the one I love.

2.m: Teach you how to live happily every day. W: Why? First of all, it must be me.

You are perfect except for one shortcoming. W: What shortcomings? Man: I'm missing.

Second, Capricorn tantalizing routine:

1, female: Do you miss me? Do you want me to miss you?

2. Female: I have a boyfriend. Man: I won't rob your boyfriend.

3. Woman: Are you poor enough to chase me? Man: That's why I have to work hard to make money before I can go whoring.

Third, Scorpio sultry routine:

1, m: God is so cruel to me. Woman: Huh? Man: Let me meet you today.

M: I will come true one day. W: What do you do? Man: You can kiss your life as soon as you turn over.

3. "I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early." "But the best state is that we sleep together."

Fourth, Gemini sultry routine:

1, Man: You are a little different today. Woman: What? M: The eye makeup on the left side is a little crooked.

2. M: Seeing your circle of friends is not quite what I expected. W: What's the difference? Man: I thought it was a quiet beauty, who knows. . . Woman: What? Man: Who knew it was a joke? Woman: Haha, you caught me.

3. "Give me a fulcrum." "Shake your heart."

Five, Aries sultry routine:

1.M: I'm looking at my childhood photos. W: Let them have a look. M: Sexy photos. Woman: Haha, so cute. M: I is cuter when I grow up (shy expression). Woman: Haha

2. "Your lips are cracked." "Well, I didn't bring my lip balm today." "I have it in my mouth, whatever!"

3. "The way you smile." "It's like a ripe watermelon cracking."

What is the humor of the constellation? Answer 3: The personalities of different constellations.

Aries: hopeful, amiable, proactive, energetic, sincere, talented and brave.

Taurus: Romantic, decisive, logical thinking, diligence, dexterity, enthusiasm and patience.

Gemini: Diversity, insight, cheerfulness, wit, good acting, generosity, charm and fickle.

Cancer: sixth sense, subjectivity, good reaction, imagination, caution, persistence and perseverance.

Leo: Self-esteem, charity, power, thinking, protecting others, loyalty and enthusiasm.

Virgo: organized, service, appreciation, perfectionism, modesty, clear-headed and practical.

Libra: Idealism, justice, pursuit, strong social skills, aesthetics, charm, artistic strength, beauty and kindness.

Scorpio: Mystery, logical decision-making, rationality, independence, intuition, regularity, dedication, observation, real charm and meditation.

Sagittarius: rational, brave, careful, developmental, lively, honest, enthusiastic and lovely.

Capricorn is superior, intelligent, practical, ambitious, reliable, indomitable, generous and optimistic.

Aquarius: originality, tolerance, ideal, foresight, friendliness, charity and independence.

Pisces: Conscious, aesthetic, Platonic love, fantasy, sacrifice, kindness and good temper.

Disadvantages of twelve constellations

Aries: childish, willful, impatient, belligerent and impatient.

Taurus: Prejudice, dependence, disdain for trifles, willfulness, aggressiveness, softhearted and obstinacy.

Gemini: neurotic, indecisive, uncertain, dual personality, shallow, all talk and no action, opportunistic.

Cancer: lust, greed, possessiveness, sensitivity, emotionality, sentimentality and indecision.

Leo: Arrogance, vanity, indulgence, waste, willfulness, complacency and arrogance.

Virgo: picky, flattering, inarticulate, nosy and rigid.

Libra: Seduction, indecision, narcissism, love of beauty, perfunctory, arbitrary, lazy and expressive.

Scorpio: suspicious, fanatical, complex, hyperactive, possessive and extreme,

Sagittarius: hot, confused, sloppy, playboy, careless and expressive.

Capricorn: Stubborn, irritable, hedonistic, lonely, inflexible and suspicious.

Aquarius: cruelty, disobedience, sexual liberalism, rash action, lack of foresight, lewdness and timidity.

Pisces: Retreat, avoid difficulties, sentimental, indecisive, weak-willed and unrealistic.