"Children talk nonsense." What have you heard from children that makes you laugh and cry?

"Children talk nonsense." What have you heard from children that makes you laugh and cry?

Only families with children can truly understand what "children talk without restraint" means. What do you mean, amazing words? Share with you a few moments that make me super embarrassed!

The first time: take the children to the party. Several close friends are married and have children. Only one of them is single. Then after the child was picked up, I asked my friend directly, "Uncle, where is your child?"

The second time: when I was not married, a friend came to our house to play. Their children were four or five years old at that time. When they want to go out to play together, they directly ask my husband, "Uncle, where is your car?" At that time, we had not bought a car. ...

The third time: take my three-year-old child to the company. I'm taking him to the subway after work. Just wait for other aunts and uncles. The child enthusiastically said to everyone, "Let's all go to my house to sleep. My mother and I are waiting for you." [Blow a kiss] As a result, as soon as I went out, I pursed my lips and said, "Damn, everyone is going to our house, so I can't help it" [stunned]. When everyone was waiting for the elevator again, he said to everyone, "Great, everyone will go to our house" [Wei Zi]. Be defeated [despised] by a child's mind.

Parents with children, are you often laughed at by these amazing quotations from children? It's really funny and embarrassing.