Fourth master Wei zi

It doesn't look like a travel book at first, but it's not bad in retrospect, except that there is a little romance in the article, but it's very funny.

"Custom is up to you" (what's on your head):

Time travel, Wulin, handsome man, emotional entanglement. It looks like an uninspired essay, but in fact it is very good and interesting.

The more the better (why end the antenna):

Needless to say, the classic text that passes through is very easy.

Copywriting:

Being reincarnated in ancient time and space, I thought I could finally be a Mi Chong with peace of mind, but I didn't expect to be a mom and dad, so I had to work hard on my own.

"Gold, houses, shops, children, handsome men! The more the better! "

what did you say ? "Someone is on the verge of a hurricane.

"Ha ha!" Smiling guiltily, "My body is' my husband only needs a good one'."

Kiss the princess (what's on her head):

Funny novel, but it's also him. Not bad.

Copy 1:

I wore it because I wanted to.

So, there was an ambiguous emperor brother,

A cruel emperor's husband, who is going to run for five years,

A bad son older than himself,

A drag and handsome knight lover,

A ...

Copy 2:

At first glance, this article is a small white text.

Look carefully, this article is still a small white text.

My goal is not to seek the whitest, but to seek whiter. . .

Although we have been spoofing almost all the time, we are trying to be vulgar. . .

Although it is almost always in Xiaobai, let's try to shine some philosophical light in the process of Xiaobai. . .

Life is too bitter, I just hope this article can make the audience smile, that's enough. . . .

Rhapsody of Walking and Passing (what's the ending above);

I like a novel very much, which is very funny. The real hero appeared very late, and the hero had a little black belly. Push.

Copywriting:

The woman spent the second month and died abnormally (inexplicably and underage, do you think it is a normal death? ), through to a beautiful woman, but after a series of things, only to find that becoming a superman is purely my own imagination, the generation gap can not be bridged so well, naturally it can not make people full of wisdom so quickly, and the advanced consciousness is not the magic weapon for me to get love. Only the concept from modern times makes me understand that Xiao Qiang's character that I learned from 2 1 century is my most precious wealth ... People can only love themselves.

The history of Xiao Qiang's mistress being released by pia (ending the air congratulations);

It is a funny novel, and it has a reasoning plot, which is very fun. The heroine Long Xiaohai is very cute. Push hard!

Copywriting:

Ladies and gentlemen, this story will tell you how a Xiao Qiang woman didn't give up after crossing. . . With the indomitable spirit of "you can't get the handsome boy's heart, but you have to get the handsome boy's body (hanging on the handsome boy like a koala bear)", after being released by PIA again and again, the small universe is still burning and crawling towards the handsome boy. . . Near, near, finally near, and finally I can lie on the handsome guy like an octopus with eight claws ~ ~ ~ Pa! Pia flew again. . .

(But the above is the introduction of the first part. The second part will have emotional drama, and the third part will have sincere love, hahaha ~)

(statement: first, it is a spoof drama, followed by a hilarious drama, and finally it is a case-solving reasoning. Please don't ask for it with a serious drama! )

In a word, it is a nonsense, funny and lovely essay ~ ~ ~

Immortals also have rivers and lakes (aerial photography at the end);

Funny novel, very cute, a bit like magic, because the hero is a big devil! The heroine, um, is ... speechless!

Copywriting:

Insects, flower world, Yunmeng Mountain, cool evil sword, where are the fairies? Aren't men still fighting? ! Isn't it still flirting with men and women? ! Where's Ding who came from the modern city to mix water? You can also associate with immortals and get along well! Master doesn't like me? Ignore him! His old man can't live without me, because only this young lady can pull out that deadly sword! That beast, magic weapon, welcome this young lady to accept it! Alas, the immortal is in the Jianghu, so I can't help it! Also, there was chaos in the three realms, and I made a mistake in cultivating immortals. I really didn't do it! I swear! The so-called martial arts are afraid of kitchen knives no matter how high they are. Although the task of stopping the magic road has been completed, learning is still important. Wizarding Academy? No, cultivate immortality! However, according to her practice, thousands of years of dignity will be destroyed by her hands. No, she can compete for the richest man in the world. Anyway, money makes the mare go, and so do immortals and demons. Just that horrible monster. Why isn't she scared at all? I kissed him and hugged him, and I was responsible for him. The situation is turbulent. How can she find him and argue with him? !

The happy life of the women in the ancient harem (what is the end of the head);

You can tell by the name. This is a very interesting novel! It is the unclear ending that makes me want to strangle the author! !

Copywriting:

House girl edition

Is this about a house? Fan rotten woman travels through time and space, but unfortunately there is no story of a woman becoming a man.

After Lin Haitang passed the body of Du Xiaoer, the wife of the palace, she found that the harem was really a good place to add a house to a beautiful man at any time.

Let her die in this harem, or let her spend some gold and silver beads to be a pimp outside the palace ~

Desktop Xiaoyan edition

He is the emperor! This woman named Du Xiaoer doesn't even dump him as a painting-and it's not beautiful.

Don't put him in the eye also just, this woman's ambition is to open a brothel?

Du Xiaoer, I'm chasing you!

Du Xiaoer, don't look at me and my uncle drooling!

Du Xiaoer, I am very angry now, and the consequences are very serious!

Du Xiaoer, come back!

Spit blood to plum blossoms

She once thought that her life was a lonely plum blossom in this tired palace, living and dying alone.

Even if this princess is an independent woman in 2 1 century, so what?

It's just an American mouth in this luxurious yard.

Who wronged who loved who?

After all, her life is shorter than the fireworks and longer than the night.

Xiao Bai's low-key legend (overhead):

There are two kinds of endings, one is the end and the other is serialization. ...

Mi Chong's copy:

People are all women, and she is a bit player when she wears it.

People carry bubbles of happiness through gold, silver and jewelry. As soon as she put them on, she ran to seek medical advice.

They are all beautifully dressed, and she can't tell when she wears them.

When people pass by, they are all beautiful women throwing themselves at each other like clouds. When she wears them, they are handsome men who can see but can't eat at all.

It can be said that everything is unpredictable, and the walk-on can also be the protagonist.

See how she was promoted from a walk-on to a heroine!

Woman: "actually ... it's good to be a walk-on!" "

Bold maid (what on the head):

Good article, seemingly ordinary story, makes the author write extraordinary, but the only pity is that there are VIP chapters, which makes me very depressed. I can't see it in the back, but I still recommend it. The hero is indifferent, the heroine is lovely, and then the iceberg melts and everyone is happy. Of course, there are also female number two and male number two. (* _ _ *) Hee hee ... Push!

Copywriting:

Who made a scene in the brothel?

Who slapped the favorite concubine of the fire Lord in the Jianghu?

Who is the "lesson" of Yi Yan? Who has always been known for being strict?

Who cheated on the big lady?

It's not enough to run wild in the castle, but you dare to run to the rivers and lakes to bully.

Who knocked out the prospective uncle who came to chase the young lady?

Who dares to challenge the famous heroes in the Jianghu?

……

The most terrible thing is ... who dares to kiss the lips of a cold-blooded madman who makes everyone look pale, murderous, ruthless and most liked by women?

In fact, she is just a little girl. She never deliberately wants to do anything to attract attention. How did she get the title of bold girl?

Crossing and anti-crossing (ending aerial crossing):

Classic among classics, funny in jokes, you will regret it if you don't watch it! !

Copywriting:

Crossing is like the college entrance examination, which is a technical activity and a great luck. To wear it, you must have endurance, perseverance, motivation and charm, plus a little force majeure in the unknown universe.

Zhao is an ordinary person. However, ordinary people always want to do it vigorously-technology plus luck, 99% sweat plus 1% force majeure in the unknown universe. She really played a flying speed crossing. ...

In an instant, the country is famous. Somehow, it was involved in a cool grandfather's usurpation and power grab movement, and then it was packaged and sent to the "Black Sewing Club" ... The battlefield was pulled from east to west, from brothel to Wang Fu, and from the Central Plains to the Great Wall. ...

Cold-faced cool brother, romantic pervert, tough horse thief, secular master, powerful prince, there should be no time and place for novels!

What? You say vulgar? Dude, we're crossing the street. Hey, be professional, okay?

Crossing is not a TV series (the ending antenna);

Funny article, that female pig really makes people want to vomit blood. ...

Copywriting:

Why didn't her TV mother tell her that time travel is not a TV series!

Why have all the classic bridges gone bad?

Sisters who yearn for crossing, don't believe in TV dramas!

It's not you who hangs on the hillside and nobody cares!

There are no secrets in the cave, and the beggar's nest is sheltered from the wind and rain!

Begging and singing along the street, people and dogs compete for food!

Look if you want to learn from Jigong, but a kind boss is hard to find!

Handsome guys don't take off their clothes when they are hot. Who says erotic palace is a cure?

Don't say that a woman is worth a thousand dollars, and you don't care if you sell it at a low price!

It's not easy to survive. Eating and drinking Lazar is the only thing!

In short, remember one sentence, crossing is not a TV series!

Sleeping with the same bed (ending the air congratulations):

It can't be regarded as overhead, but it has little to do with history because it is about Wulin Jianghu. It's warm and makes people feel real.

Copywriting:

There are princes and grandchildren in the world and young hunters in the world.

He is handsome and charming, always accompanied by two stunning girls. So friends on the Jianghu call him Shao Yan, who is arrogant and crazy.

What a clever young man. He is famous in the Jianghu and the world. He is skilled in martial arts and resourceful. Rumor has it that he is a demon king, moody and murderous.

But in the eyes of the hostess, his smile is warm and kind, his eyes are full of tolerance and spoil, calm and calm, silent as a mountain, and he can't see any violence and coldness.

All this changed only because he met the person in her life and she was intolerant.

Become a cat through time and space (what is the end of the head);

The first different article in the article and my soul were the same author in ancient times, so the article must be very nice!

Copywriting:

Everyone else has become a beauty. Why did she become a cat, or an ugly and fat cat? ! And the owner of this cat is just a big pervert with "special hobbies". One day playing with her, two days of weather, three days teasing her, four days abusing her ... No matter how he bullied her, she gritted her teeth and faced his abuse, but she was sexually harassed by a male cat. It was a colorful cat that was wrong, but the dead pervert didn't say that she was "attracting the wind and attracting butterflies"! Hum! Needless to say, running away from home ... for everything in the world, he likes it at the moment, and maybe he hates it when he turns around; This second of interest may be gone in a blink of an eye. But in his numerous collections, the "lazy cat in the world" suddenly lost his temper when they met for the first time after being lazy. ...

The Growth of Hibiscus: A Female Hibiscus Begins to Grow (What on the Head);

It's a beautiful article, but it's a pity that the second book was published, but not on the Internet, but because the first one was very interesting, so I wrote it.

Copywriting:

The first non-all-around hostess takes you through the magical inner senses.

A beautiful girl in previous life is a hibiscus flower in this life. Funny and funny, but can't break the imprisonment of past lives.

I'm really embarrassed to say that I didn't stay in my mother's stomach long enough, but I gave birth prematurely because of an "estrus" action: "Make you happy."

As soon as I learned to open my eyes, I knew it was a peach blossom. The first sentence I learned was "Love (Green) Brother".

When I was two years old, I saw the mighty and handsome emperor and immediately jumped on him. My charming eyes circulated: "Emperor, where is your dragon horn?"

At the age of three, he set up a beggar's gang, holding his grandmother's cane and tearfully teaching the centenarians: "Protect the treasure of the town gang."

At the age of seven, I began to recruit butterflies, spend a good night with countless handsome guys, and decided that a safe night is "going to bed."

……

All the beautiful girls in Shangbeizi were born at the age of zero, born with superior intelligence and "tireless destruction", so did the female hibiscus. ...

"Well, I admit that I am a rotten girl";

This article is funny, but the ending is hasty and a little puzzling.

Copywriting:

Zou Zhou wants to run!

Who directed this terrible play? She's gone! She's crossed!

Although it's true that she likes crossing, and it's true that she likes to fantasize about crossing herself, it's too sudden! It's going to rain, and we can all get a notice that mom is getting married. God, he stuffed her into ancient times without even saying hello!

Standing on the busy street, Zou Youling let out a howl with his chin.

"Holy shit-"

Suddenly, the whole street was shivering, the birds in the tree fluttered around in horror, and the mice rushed out of the hole and fled everywhere.

Zou Bin bowed his head after shouting, glared at the bystanders, waited for a while and then looked at her passers-by, A, B, C and D, and roared fiercely: "What are you looking at? I have never seen a beautiful woman! " Passers-by immediately ran away like mice.

Zou Bin slapped him angrily on the small table beside him, and the dust flew about. The peddler hid his head in fear: "woman, please forgive me!" "

"Gambling on the Princess through the Beauty" (aerial photography at the end of the film);

It will be boring at first, but it will be interesting and funny to see the back.

Copywriting:

My sisters have put them on these days. Ok, let's put it on, too.

If you don't understand history, politics and law, let's broadcast it.

Can't cook, can't draw, can only play games and poker, so let's take two sets of playing cards across it.

People run hotels and beauty salons, so let's open casinos!

The title is different gambling halls, and the slogan is: Fight for the popularity of poker!

Welcome guests with beautiful women, serve water with beautiful men, and make some plush bears as mascots. ...

Try to drive casinos into the capital, into the palace and around the world. ...

But before that, you have to find a way to fill your stomach.

It's just, boy, you are lucky that this girl decided to help you first!

Empty Wan Li (overhead):

It's a small white article, but it's really funny, especially the name of the female pig, huh? ...

Copywriting:

The most nonsense girl in the history of Qing dynasty, Xia Chunyao's peach blossom cheats Volume II!

Peach blossoms in full bloom? Where is spring every day? That's the past tense. Where is her gorgeous beauty? It turns out that the "red line" is broken ... fortunately, there are donkeys, heaters and cakes. Honghui left, but a more difficult little guy appeared. After drawing a circle with the memory of her first love, she realized that she should cherish "now"! Although Prince Bian Ping's "heavenly book" is still difficult to understand, although the model of the beautiful brother is still difficult to change, she still chooses to nest beside him and let him bully her while doting on her. Liang Fei left her last words: Kangxi left her wallet; 99 left, leaving a red envelope; 14 left, leaving that deed of sale! It's just that the wheel of history is still rolling forward accurately. In the face of history and the adult Grandpa Yongzheng, after many twists and turns and tears of laughter, she still bravely took Honghui's lock. Just, is the sky above her still clear and Wan Li? At the end of forty-five years of Kangxi, it almost snowed for a while, and the days of sunny Wan Li were the best time for love letters to fly.