What TV lines make you tremble with cold?

1. Kangxi Dynasty, after Baori Long Mei finished with Kangxi on the grass, Kangxi said with satisfaction: "Long Mei, you raped me!"

Comments: Seeing the scene in the TV series, I admire Chen Mingdao for saying such tough words in such a calm tone!

2. In Eight Dragons, Xiao Feng shakes Arjun, who is dying, and cries, "Don't die yet!"

Comment: You mean to wait a while before you die. Say hello to big black and white!

3. In the poem "Daming Palace", "If the mother insists on this, please allow the son to resign from the emperor."

Comment: It turns out that the emperor can also resign, so please allow me to compete for the post!

4. In Princess Pearl, Wei Zi said, "Er Kang, a broken me, how can I help a broken you?"

Comment: It seems that only Qiong Yao can help!

In the deep rain curtain, Shu Huan said with a heavy expression, "The eight-year war of resistance is about to begin ..."

Comment: Blame your crow mouth. One time is eight years, otherwise how can Japan last so long?

6. In the cold water, Ruan said a word: "I'm so hungry ..."

Comment: Are you hungry or thirsty?

7. In Princess Pearl, ChristianRandPhillips said, "Meng Dan, why do you always frown? Sometimes I really want to get an iron and iron your forehead. "

Comment: Was there an electric iron then?

8. A dialogue in "Kapok Spring".

Woman: You say it! Go ahead! Why on earth?

M: Let me explain.

Woman: I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen. ...

Comment: This girl is easy to explain, and no one is allowed to say anything. How irritating!

9. A costume drama, whose name is forgotten. A group of bad guys are there to study how to bring down the good guys represented by the protagonist. After the leader of a bad guy finished his plan, he touched his beard and smiled proudly: "Haha, our trick will succeed soon!" " "

Comment: Being able to voluntarily admit that you are a schemer is also the beginning of life, and human nature is good!

10, Deep Rain, there is such a dialogue:

Woman: You are heartless, you are heartless, you are unreasonable!

Man: You are heartless and heartless!

Woman: Where am I heartless? Where am I heartless? Where am I being unreasonable?

Man: You are not heartless, heartless and unreasonable!

Woman: Well, call me heartless, cold and unreasonable!

Man: You are heartless and heartless!

Woman: If I were heartless and unreasonable, I wouldn't be more heartless and unreasonable than you!

Man: Hum! You are the most ruthless, ruthless and unreasonable!

Comment: Oh, my God! You two are so boring, you idiots and disgusting. ...

1 1. In the Cantonese version of Seven Swords, Donnie Yen said, "Let me check, there is a mole in the convoy."

Comments: Heroes are not only superb in martial arts, but also not weak in foreign languages!

12, in Princess Pearl, Er Kang said to Wei Zi, "I know that he loves you painfully, and I know that you love him painfully. You hurt, I hurt! You hurt, I hurt more! My heart is killing me! "

Wei Zi coquetry nu way: "Er Kang, you are too much, but ... I like your excesses!" " "

Comment: It seems that I haven't understood it for a long time. What does the director mean? That's too much.

1. In The Legend of the Condor Heroes, Ke Zhene was blind. When telling everyone, he said, "Let's split up and look into my eyes later."

This operation is estimated to fail, because everyone can't get any glances when they are acting!

2. In the Anti-Japanese Wonder, the heroine said sadly, "My grandfather was brutally killed by Japanese devils when he was nine years old. I hate Japanese devils! "

Grandpa was killed by Japan when he was nine years old, so where are you from?

There is such a line in March to the Artillery: "Eight hundred miles away, one shot killed the Japanese machine gunner."

This is probably not a sharpshooter, but a god!

4. In No Door Escort Agency, Uncle Gong asked Miao Xingren, "Where are your parents?"

Miao Xingren: "My parents died before I was born."

Don't you the Monkey King jump out from a crack in the stone!

In Journey to the West, Tang Priest will go to the West to learn from the scriptures. When the King of Tang sent the Tang Priest away, he said, "It's a long way for the Jade Emperor to go to the West, so be careful!"

Is the King of Tang a Guanyin Bodhisattva? How else do you know there are four apprentices?

The town building map must be this, destroying the three views.

1, from Qiong Yao's A Curtain of Dreams, Yun Fan Fei, who is obsessed with Zi Ling, even said to Lu Ping, "You just lost a leg, and Zi Ling lost her love!"

Reflection: Is love more important than legs? What values is this propaganda?

2. From the anti-Japanese drama "Anti-Japanese Wonder": "My grandfather was brutally killed by the Japanese when he was nine years old."

Comments: Your grandfather was killed by the Japanese when he was nine years old. Did he give birth to your father and you at the age of eight?

3, also from the anti-Japanese drama "Iron Blood Mission": "I just want to blow up the plane with stones."

Feeling: the confident lines of honey juice. Finally, the enemy plane was really knocked down by a stone. I am sweating. The director and screenwriter said they could blow it down.

4. From the "Meteor Shower" paragraph and Chu said, "Your mp3 is bothering my eyes."

Feedback: This line directly reduced my IQ. Can eyes be said to be "noisy"?

5. Chu Xun Yu, the heroine also from Meteor Shower: "Duanmu took me to the stalk of Metes Bang Wei Bang Wei ..."

Reflection: I really laughed at this line once, just like primary school student Mary Sullivan wrote that directors of multinational companies have tens of thousands of property.

6. In the last episode of Flying Fairy played by Hugh Ariel Lin, this sentence was said by Xu Jinjiang.

What do you think: Does it look like it? Few people usually tell by their eyebrows, right? Please tell me where you saw his eyebrows. Eyebrows?

7. From the suspense detective drama "Ten Deaths" starring Hans Zhang, the protagonist is seriously analyzing the case: but from the scene, the door should be unlocked, because once the lock is hung, it must be opened with a key.

Reflection: this line is in line with the context of analyzing the case at present, and it is simply speechless. Just to ask you, don't you need a key to open the door when the door is locked?

8, or from the "Flying Fairy", the old man's dialogue with the man Tong Yuan before he died:

Old man: You have to promise me. In this way, I will feel at ease when I go.

Tong Yuan: Uncle, where are you going?

Reflection: this line has forced the protagonist's intelligence to decline. People here are not idiots, okay?

9. From the dialogue between Wei Zi and Erkang in Princess Zhu Huan.

Wei Zi: Erkang. . . . . It really is too much of you. . . . Three seconds passed. . . . ) and then shy way:

However, I really like your excessive behavior. . . . . .

Comments: I didn't feel young at that time, but now it's really cold and goose bumps. . . . .

10, from Water Cloud Sword, Sandy jumps off a building and is taken to the hospital, while Ma Jingtao is crazy.

When the doctor introduced Sandy who had just finished the operation, Ma Jingtao rushed forward and hugged the patient like a rattle: "Sandy, how are you? Huh? How are you? "

The doctor quickly pulled him away: "The patient needs to rest, can't shake, can't stimulate."

So Mr Ma Jingtao let go of Sandy, hugged the doctor and shook him like a rattle: "Doctor, help her! You save her! "

1 1, the most classic is when the hero played by Ma Jingtao in Plum Blossom Branding is taken to the execution ground.

Ma Jingtao man: Yin Shuang-go back quickly-who sent you here?

Yin Shuang: No, I'm not leaving!

Ma: Go back quickly! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Who wants you to see this?

Yin Shuang: I'm not leaving, I want to live and die with you! !

Ma: Go back quickly! ! ! ! ! I don't want you to see my body-first of all-different-! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

12, from the anti-Japanese drama "Anti-Japanese Wonder", "Yan told you to die in the fifth watch, but you couldn't live in the third watch."

Feeling: This line makes people laugh off their teeth and treat the audience as fools.

Hahaha, some lines make people get goose bumps, not excited, but embarrassed! ! Awkward! !

I. Anti-Japanese Drama 1. "Eight hundred miles away, kill the Japanese machine gunner with one shot."

This is not a gun, this is a missile. 800 Li =400 km, the missile has a long range, dear. According to the map, you can travel 800 miles from Beijing to Hohhot. ...

A shot was fired from Beijing in the morning, and the machine gunner in Hohhot died in the afternoon!

2. "Comrades, the eight-year war of resistance has begun."

"Comrades, War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression has entered the seventh year, and the last year. Everyone must not give up. "

At first glance, there is nothing wrong with it. It was indeed an eight-year war of resistance. Wait a minute.

Have you known this for eight years without playing? Is this a joke? No longer add "if you persist for a few more years, the Japanese will be hit by an atomic bomb."

The actor is fat in vain, hungry, with heavy eyebrows and heavy makeup. Gee, this battle is like fun!

3. "My grandfather was brutally killed by the Japanese when he was 9 years old."

Dude, how did you get here? You don't care, but your father will ask! !

We understand that your screenwriter wants to write something bitter, and Darwin dare not do so. ...

4. "Everyone carries 150kg explosive"

A man carrying 300 jins, special forces dare not shoot like this! ! Can you move your back? Can you move your back and run? !

Also, do we have any explosives for you to carry in the Eighth Route Army?

You're not bombing turrets, you're directly bombing the county seat.

The screenwriter is a brain hole ~ ~ Do you want to talk about the play?

5. "Little devil wants to touch my crotch" and "Play again"

I knew that the screenwriter had a big brain hole, but I didn't expect it to be so big.

But think about it, how fucking reasonable! ! (covering his face) ....

The actor Tian Ge became famous in the First World War. ...

6. "It makes sense to spin bullets."

Even confidently explained what a famous gunfight is!

Even if your brain is wide open and your imagination is wild, you should follow some physical common sense a little, okay?

Serious nonsense.

This is an anti-war drama, not a myth.

Second, Qiong Yao's three views on Qiong Yao are always impeccable. I don't know how many boys and girls are fascinated by love and the word love. It is said that art comes from life and is higher than life. Her life is also incomprehensible.

I really didn't feel anything wrong when I was a child. The more I look at it now, the less interesting it is. What are these! !

Is this really what people should say? !

1.: "At that time, you just lost a leg. What about Zi Ling? The love he gave up for you! "

This must be on the list, the most ruined lines, no one.

"Because you only saw one of your daughters with a broken leg, but you didn't see the other daughter with a broken heart."

Okay, I admit, I didn't watch the play. I don't deserve it Goodbye. ...

2. "You are heartless, you are cruel, and you are unreasonable."

"Then you are not ruthless? Not cruel? Not unreasonable? "

(in circulation .....

I won't write the whole set, I really can't stand it, just go to the picture.

It turns out that the tradition of the number of words in the net circle is learned from here!

I think it's better to put two repeaters here.

He Shuhuan: "I am not the only man in the world who is attracted by two women!" " "

You are not, but you may be the proud one.

The first scum in "Deep Love" deserved it. I have never seen such a brazen person.

3. "Because I'm full". . . "Then I will overflow."

What is this? Riding horses. What are you two doing here? People in the city are very good at this.

Erkang, Erkang, what a wild time.

Zhang Yida, do you know this line, Li Sheng? Have you been admitted?

Oh, she's in there, too It doesn't matter.

Iii. idol drama 1. "You took my first kiss again."

The first time I heard that the first kiss can be played repeatedly.

Maybe every day is the first kiss. After kissing, wipe your mouth, the first kiss is still there.

2. "Knock out your brain waves."

Don't worry, girl, even if you are smashed to pieces, things like brain waves won't come out.

What may be knocked down is your IQ. Oh, no, the writer.

3. "Give up, you can't beat me in terms of beauty."

The second line of the second actor in the second play is very embarrassing. .

When shooting this kind of drama, the audience is simply not treated as normal people.

Fourth, everything else is 1. Li Yuanfang: If it was suicide, then her motive was definitely not to live.

After "in-depth" and "meticulous" reasoning, Fiona Fang finally reached this conclusion.

Sure enough, I've been with detective Di Renjie for so many years, and my reasoning ability is just unusual.

This is the most accurate motivation analysis I have ever heard, no one! !

Adults are deeply gratified! !

2. "Poisonous soul water, colorless and tasteless"

Pretty girl, why is there something wrong with her eyes? ...

Director: What about the screenwriter? What does it say?

Screenwriter: I don't carry this pot;

On-site props: emmm ... do you believe me when I said that the crew stopped water?

3. "He has no hair."

Millet, you are so naughty, does your aunt know?

You want to choke Li Mochou with one sentence! !

4. "I am better than you" and "I am better than you, I am better than you"

How did this line pass the exam in those days? The inspection of the bay is done with your eyes closed.

laugh one's ass off

5. "How did you know I was a drag queen?"

Uncle, as long as you are not blind, everyone can see it, ok?

It's hard not to see your face with heavy eyebrows and wrinkles! !

6. Passerby A, B and C: But he looks ordinary ~

There is no problem at first glance, but look down. ......

Brothers, are you talking about Louis Koo? Or Louis Koo, whose face is at its peak?

I want to say that he was a little beautiful in his heyday, but it's better for you three to keep the word "plain".

7. Hong Shixian: "Why are you wearing fancy clothes?"

Ellie: "If you want to pursue excitement, go through with it."

Hong Shixian: "You are so coquettish."

Oh, my God, what scale is this drama? How did this pass the trial?

I guess the audience will look puzzled when watching it, and watch a TV series just like watching a movie.

How exciting! !

8. Come on, Xiaokui Lu, Come on, Xiaokui Lu, Come on, Come on ~ ~ ~

All the works are listening to all kinds of embarrassing cheers from Xiaokui Lu and others. ....

Really, awkward acting and awkward lines make me goose bumps ~ ~

Embarrassment is late, dear.

9. Queen: "Never mind, it's a little pitted, just like the stars in the sky, so poetic."

Emperor: "The queen can look at my face if she wants to see the stars in the future."

Guys, I still feel a little nauseous after eating all night. ...

Writing the word car requires a multi-flavor screenwriter. ...

In the deep rain curtain, Shu Huan said with a heavy expression: "The eight-year war of resistance is about to begin ..."

Recall those TV lines that make people feel shocking at first sight:

1. In Princess Zhu Huan, it seems to be Meng Dan's dialogue "I really want to iron your eyebrows with an iron" [covering my face].

Not to mention whether there was an iron at that time, it was really ironing my face. Is Queen ChristianRandPhillips sure that she really loves Meng Dan?

Bu Jingyun in the storm was fascinated by him, but now, this wretched line "Come on, call my name, I want you to call my name every day".

This is really a charming, chivalrous and tender warrior [covering his face]

3. Cecilia Han's face value is quite pure. Why is a nose ring so aesthetic? . . . Special!

"Come on, Niu Ge, I'll put a nose ring on you", this damn confession.

4. Is there no lower limit for the queen to kiss up to the emperor? Which eye can tell that this is a star?

"Well, the queen can watch the stars (pockmarked) with me in the future [covering her face].

5, the unique poisonous "kiss of death" really scared the baby to death, how could the old lady say such a thing righteously.

6, Ma Jingtao's roaring magic, the average person can't hold it, "As long as you dare to hurt me a little, his whole heart is passionate" [covering his face]

7. Look if you want, little girl. You will be blindfolded for a while, and then you will take it off. Who are you going to show it to? Are you tired?

"This picture is so beautiful", I am also embarrassed.

8. "There is only one year left in the eight-year war of resistance." The director asked you to come out and say where are you from?

Logical confusion in TV plays is common. Some lines can really be said to be thundering, and watching them is a kind of enjoyment.

He was the best of him at that time, and I was the best of me later. But the best part is that there is still a whole youth between us. No matter how you run, you can't cross your youth, so you have to reach out and say goodbye.

I sat at your desk for three years. Your shadow and chalk dust are intertwined, black and white, hovering in my memory. I think we were the best at that time.

Not all persistence will bear fruit, but there are always some persistence that can cultivate 100,000 blooming roses from an inch of frozen soil. -"The best of us"

Even if I oppose the whole world, I will support you. Because you are a part of my dream, if fate really brings me bad luck, then I will always follow you until I return all the happiness that fate took from you.

There are still many years to grow old. Many years later, there will be many changes, many joys and many sorrows. As for the words "grow old with your son", they will be completed one day.

As always, everything wins. More than a year, week after week. -"Hello, Old Times"

I am very happy now. I don't feel particularly inferior. My life is easy and pleasant. I try to make myself better every day. I went to participate in various elective courses of the student union, and I got better little by little. I am full of expectations for the future. I am the best now, as long as you are by my side.

As long as I think of spending the rest of my life with you, I am full of expectations for the rest of my life.

What about the man you liked as a student? Be my wife and sleep beside me! -"I only like you"