What poems are plain in front and blockbuster in the back?

Zheng Banqiao has a poem, which is often mistaken for written by Gan Long and Liu Yong. The first three sentences are casual:

One, two, three or four, five, six, seven, eight and ninety.

Thousands, millions.

The last sentence, make the finishing point:

Fly into the plum blossom and disappear.

So the whole poem is:

One, two, three or four, five, six, seven, eight and ninety. Thousands of countless pieces, fly into the plum blossom and disappear.

Suddenly full of Zen. 、

Su Shi has been in Huangzhou for four years and is about to leave. Everyone asks, why not write about the famous singer Li Qi?

Su Shi first fooled two vernacular words:

Dongpo lived in Huangzhou for four years, so he was speechless with Li Qi.

Then God came with two words:

However, just like giving up Du Gongbu, Haitang doesn't recite poems.

Du Fu lived in Sichuan for a long time and met many begonia, but he didn't write begonia poems.

-this suddenly makes Li Qi more touching than Haitang.

Xin Qiji has a saying of scolding his son. The front is very vernacular: I am old; Wealth is useless; Tao Yuanming is the object of my imitation; Build pavilions and gardens, drink and recite poems. Suddenly came a sentence: the Millennium market has changed 800 owners, not to mention right and wrong? -suddenly the realm is high.

I am weak, when should I be rich? Wealth is a crisis. I forgot to put up a tent for the time being, so I left the office without rice. Mr. Mu, the county magistrate of Tao, is my teacher. To be restored, the garden will be old. Even better, the name of the pavilion is also good. Idle drinking, drunken poetry. The Millennium market is changed to 800 owners, and a few spoonfuls are inserted into one population. Take a break, don't say right or wrong.

Zhang Zongchang, a famous warlord in China. Imitate Liu Bang's Song of the Wind. The first two sentences:

The cannon opened and hit his mother with a bang.

Vega Heine Xi went home.

One is rude, the other is plagiarism, which is boring.

The last sentence, God:

Andrew's whale swallowed hibiscus.

The momentum of this sentence, and

Now my name is Kunlun: not so high, not so much snow.

Andrew leaned against heaven and drew his sword, cutting you into three parts?

One piece stays in Europe, one piece is given to the United States, and one piece is returned to the East.

Similar pattern. The ending is good, turning decay into magic.

According to legend, after Emperor Qianlong of the Qing Dynasty got a picture of a hundred geese, he asked the courtiers of Hanyuan to make poems and paintings. Minister Hanyuan was afraid that poetry was not sacred and dared not write it. But courtier Ji Xiaolan had no scruples, stepped forward and wrote a book:

"Goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose."

Ministers could not help snickering when they saw that Ji Xiaolan had written so many words "Goose". Emperor Qianlong read so many words "goose" that he couldn't understand them. Ji Xiaolan else, continue to write:

"Eat all the royal bells, and there are many chickens." Everyone calls it wonderful.

This kind of poem is called inverted poem, which was given to Lao Tie by Wei Zi. Emperor Qianlong took swallows and Wei Zi to travel through the south of the Yangtze River. On the riverside, he saw a group of Confucian scholars wagging their heads and writing poems to bid farewell to their friend "Lao Tie". Gan Long read the poem and said, "My maid can write such a poem." So I called Wei Zi.

Wei Zi recited: You also write poems for Lao Tie, and I also write poems for Lao Tie.

When everyone heard this, they all laughed: Can this be called poetry? Who knows Wei Zi changed his pen and continued to write poems:

The bonus of Polygonum hydropiper in Jiangnan and Jiangbei is the blood in people's eyes.

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