What funny words did the coach say when you took your driving test?

When taking the driver's license test, a doctor in the same car said to the coach while driving, "I don't understand what you said." Just tell me the speed of hitting the steering wheel at 10 km/h, how many degrees the steering wheel turns and how many degrees the car turns. " Coach: "Get out!"

Don't pick up girls without money.

Today, when I was shopping with my female colleague, a little girl selling flowers ran over and pulled me and said, "Brother, why don't you buy a flower for my sister?"

I can't buy street flowers in front of others, so I say, "Look, my brother has no money."

The little girl looked at my shriveled pocket, and her lovely and simple face collapsed instantly: "Uncle, if you have no money, don't come out to pick up girls, wasting everyone's time!"

My sister rides a bike very well.

Isn't it good to be so sociable at an early age?

Waves: I don't think you really know.

Brother pig, calm down. Calm down! !

Is this under warranty?

Su Zhen, Xu Xian is in love with your sister-in-law. Come with me.

Don't go out with your garbage.

Funny joke: If you fart carelessly in public places, you must look decisively at the closest person, whether male or female! I just tried it, although there are only two people in the elevator!

Funny joke: Because I am no longer young, I am afraid of being asked my age.

Funny joke: One day, Garfield got lost and was sold to a pet shop.

He was worried that Jon would not find him, and he was in pain. Finally, one day, Jon walked into the pet store and saw Garfield. He was ecstatic and bought it home with a happy ending. At the end of the story, Garfield turned his back to the sunset and said, "I will never ask Jon why he walked into the pet shop that day."

Funny joke: If a ghost wins the grand prize, he can put forward three requirements about reincarnation in front of Yan. The ghost thought for a moment and said, "After I am reborn, I will live in a big house and sleep in a big bed." The prince said kindly, "Nothing." The ghost went on to say, "You need beautiful women to accompany you when you sleep at night." The prince added, "That's easy to say." The ghost finally said, "I have nothing to eat or drink in my life." The prince said, "No problem." The ghost heard the prince say, "Go to the actress's house and be a mosquito."

Funny joke: I liked a girl in high school and tried my best to pursue her, but there was no result. . . At the end of the third year of high school, I ran to the school gate in advance and waited at the door, but I never saw her figure. Later I learned: that day, she ran over the wall. . .

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