Train Wei Zi bitch

In recent weekends, I will visit my friend wannabe's home.

Because the network where I live is unstable, I have a wired class on weekends for fear of being affected. So I went to wannabe's house to surf the Internet in the name of being a guest, and I ate a meal for a whole day.

Wannabe is my college classmate, and I have known her for many years. Later, I worked in the same company and lived in the same place. I am a senior friend. In the past, there were three criteria for evaluating iron buddies: classmates, carrying guns and sharing stolen goods. Wannabe and I met two of them, and our relationship was strong enough.

When I first went, I was surprised as soon as I entered the door!

His baby, a dog nicknamed "steamed bread", jumped on me at the first time, wagging his head and tail. I was flattered by his enthusiasm.

In fact, I also heard from the dreamer that he has a pet dog at home. Sometimes, as a joke, I even say that this dog is his brother, constantly teasing: "Did you take your brother out today?" What? No? How can you treat your brother like this? Be kind to it! "Joke aside, I didn't expect" steamed bread "to be so enthusiastic to me for the first time!

Slowly discovered that "steamed bread" is warm for everyone, and it is jumping for everyone!

Dreamers say this is called "natural invitation to cook" I smiled and said it was a good training from the master!

It should be said that "steamed bread" is very obedient. Eating, playing with toys, sleeping and Lazar are all in good order, quite like dogs. Although sometimes naughty, you will engage in some sabotage activities, but a few words of reprimand will soon be fine. In addition, admirers also taught it a set of etiquette: shaking hands, lying down, crawling ... In short, under the training of admirers, "Shantou" is both a handsome gentleman and a loyal soldier.

Of course, all this has a premise-at home!

As soon as it came out, these styles seemed to disappear, and "steamed bread" suddenly exposed the true "dog nature"

It will actively provoke all the animals that can be seen, especially the beautiful little bitch. Harassment, harassment, and especially like eating alone, which is a bit rude. There are many residents in the community, and many people have dogs. In the evening, you can always see a group of people walking dogs. Whenever a beautiful little bitch appears, the male dogs always drool and wag their tails. At this time, "steamed bread" will always run after other male dogs and try to enjoy the opportunity to be alone with the little bitch. It is said that because of this selfish behavior, "steamed bread" has made enemies everywhere and has a very poor reputation among dogs in the community. Beaten and bitten by other male dogs many times. Continuous fighting has honed the "steamed bread", which not only improves its combat skills, but also enhances its courage and courage!

More importantly, it also encourages its greed!

Soon, it was not satisfied with dominating the little bitch.

Seeing mother cat, mother rabbit and mother turtle, "steamed bread" will be very excited, its eyes will shine, and Harry in his mouth will fly down the thousands of feet like Lushan Waterfall, which is suspected to be nine days after the fall of the Milky Way.

On one occasion, "steamed bread" suddenly ran away, plunged into the green belt of the community and kept pulling a hole with its claws. People who want to be anxious, but don't know what "steamed bread" is for. After a while, I saw "steamed bread" running back excitedly, with a depressed thing in his mouth. The person who wanted to be a teacher was very curious, so he went up to have a look and found that it was a little mouse. The little mouse huddled up and shivered. "Steamed bread" was lying on the ground, stroking the mouse carefully with its claws, and its eyes were full of infinite tenderness and tears. After calming down for a while, I picked up the mouse and put it back in the hole. When I turned to leave, I still couldn't bear it. After a few steps, I seem to have endless thoughts.

On another occasion, "Steamed Bread" took a great interest in a tree and kept circling under it, barking and making noise, which made him very upset. It turned out that it just saw a female squirrel in the community, chased it all the way, and finally caught up with the tree. The dreamer came panting and tried to pull the steamed bread back. "Steamed bread" lay on the ground, scratching on all fours, with an expression of "I would rather die than surrender" and resisted to the end. People who want to be actors have no choice but to watch. I saw "steamed bread" and tried to climb the tree first. After failure, it began to jump high and keep jumping, as if to climb a tree. After a while, he suddenly turned and wagged his tail at the person who wanted to become, looking at the tree-the person who wanted to become pretended not to understand, but he was bitten by the "steamed bread" and pulled down the tree. The implication is clear: that beautiful squirrel chick is mine! But I can't climb up, master. It's up to you

Some time ago, the dreamer always boasted to me that he could identify the sex of birds flying in the sky. I was very surprised to hear that. However, seeing is believing and I went to his house twice, only to find that this is not a boast, but an ironclad fact. On the balcony at home, "steamed bread" sometimes stares at the sky like a poet, lying quietly and motionless, as if immersed in infinite thinking. If you suddenly see it get up and bark loudly out of the window-it must be a mother bird flying by! If it is a male, "steamed bread" will only turn a blind eye. I have seen "steamed bread" staring at the mother pigeon flying in the sky more than once, staring at it with a spoony face!

As the saying goes, near Zhu Zhechi, there is an old saying, a leaf cannot be seen directly, and white sand is in nirvana, which is the same as black. From a simple and ignorant shota to a charming gangster, does the vivid case of "Steamed Bread" have great reference value and can be written into the encyclopedia of parenting, which is thought-provoking and thought-provoking?

When I visit wannabe's house this time, I want to discuss this problem face to face with him. Unexpectedly, as soon as I entered the door, I found that "steamed bread" was depressed, drooping his head and lying honestly in the dog cage.

What's wrong with it?

Just then, I saw Wan holding a feather duster and blowing it at the "steamed bread" several times, still swearing in his mouth.

"If you dare to drill a girl's skirt next time, I will kill you!"