Li's thigh

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The sun will rise tomorrow. It's Father's Day. It's warm and powerful. The sun shines on my face. I am the most unbearable father in the world.

Friends who follow me in Weibo know that Kotsai, who loves tennis, has been receiving professional training since he was eight years old. He is bitter and happy. He doesn't like olympiad, but he wants to be a star like Nadal. He didn't enter the system, so we paid for the coach to train ourselves. This model is about100000 a year, so I have made great efforts in writing ... It was not until Li Na won the championship that a Chengdu enterprise was willing to become a sponsor of Ke Zi and let him endorse the "Green Seed Project". I asked my son for advice, and he rolled happily on the ground. Everyone must understand that this is not worse than five bars. ...

On Monday night, he quietly put 1000 yuan in an envelope next to grandma's pillow, and the envelope said, "To grandma, thank you." When I was out of town, my mother often drove him to the base in the wind and rain. My mother was almost blind in her left eye, but when she got up in the morning, she saw the money and shed tears. She excitedly called at least twenty old friends to show off her good luck. These old people can prove that I am not lying. Kezi sent back 500 yuan to his grandfather, and also sent money to his grandfather who always wanted him to learn the piano, telling him that he preferred to practice tennis ... This is the most wordy article of all my articles. Please forgive me, a miserable father is always so irrelevant when talking about his son.

What I want to say is what happened later: when the company agreed to pay yesterday, it never came. Finally, it came. They hesitated to say sorry ... later I learned that one of the most mysterious departments in the world called them in the afternoon to reprimand them, demanding that this contract with my son must be terminated and all advertisements removed on the grounds that my image was in the newspaper that day. This is the most serious mistake my son has made since he was born, and the lowest mistake I have made since I ran for the National People's Congress. In the first edition of these four endorsement photos, I appeared in a friendly role for the first time, and my image was extremely vivid.

I forgot to say that the "green seed project" has no political intention. In fact, it is the concept of sunshine parent-child interaction to promote the healthy development of the next generation. Father and son are rolling on the lawn and playing in the swimming pool. This is a series of photos. Without me, there would be no story background. But I finally know that I can't do it as a backstage. I can have my father's background in my account, but I can't have my father's back in the newspaper. It's just that Ke Zi has boasted to coaches and teammates that he can make money. These days, his confidence is bursting, the backhand interception in front of the net is long, and the rhythm of the bottom line has also improved ... I don't want to disappoint Kezi, so I try to hint that I will lose myself in this period. You see, for example, the place where I used to belong is the lawn, the dog and the racket, which is very harmonious. They said helplessly and firmly, absolutely not, even if they dropped you. In short, there can't be any pictures and words related to Li, including your son.

Friends must have guessed what department this is at this time. Actually, I really don't know and I don't need to know. I feel horrible. The most mysterious department in the world has no door. You can't walk in or out. That's the huge round wall I was talking about. How do you go? It is always surrounded by its huge arms. What I'm trying to say is that you worry too much. In fact, we carefully guard that red line, humbly accept "no report", "all actions are reported in time" and strictly implement "jumping within the legal framework" In order to avoid the use of hostile forces, I decided not to canvass in the streets. This is what I told the marquis of Wu. Actually, I want my superiors to hear me. I even declined interviews with foreign media, and domestic media were not allowed to interview. Basically, I only open the door every day to welcome you to make unannounced visits on my mobile phone, landline and computer. It's easy for you to know that my best friend and I talked privately about election goals, such as the sunshine school bus system, the "safety bell" system for the elderly to see a doctor, and the food safety system in the vegetable market. Some friends must have been impatient on the other end of the phone, thinking that this guy seems to be running for the director of the neighborhood Committee, not the representative of NPC. By the way, you see, I've been talking for so long, and I always use "campaign" instead of "campaign" After in-depth study, careful thinking and correct understanding, I know that the messy west is called election, and we are campaigning. The correct campaign concept is not deep into our psychology, but deep into our physiology. I didn't want to stimulate Party A. In the whole world, there are only powerful candidates like Party A, wretched Party B and sometimes well-connected Party C. I also heard that an old friend played a very important role in it. I don't blame you. We will always be friends … because what I really want to discuss with you is: father. I want to say that you and I are both fathers or will be fathers sooner or later, but we must cherish our image in front of our children and let them see the world better. But now I can't face this tennis boy named Ke Tsai, and I can't explain such complicated logic to him. Because a father tried to run for NPC, he became a sensitive word. Because the father becomes a sensitive word, the son also becomes a sensitive word, and the sensitive word son cannot accept tennis sponsorship. For example, not only the aunt of the company, but also the uncle of the newspaper will be severely punished for accepting sponsorship ... this is too much for him, even surpassing Altman and Doraemon.

At this time, Kezi got up. Today means a lot to their team. The first time last night, he put his bag away at random and forgot to read the newspaper. But I asked guiltily: Do you know what NPC deputies do? He answered very seriously: it is to speak for the people. I asked again: Do you know what a sensitive word is? He gave a cry and made no answer. He ran away with the bag ... but when he came back, how could I answer him? I can't lie to him, he will know the truth sooner or later. Can tell him the truth, will he think that NPC deputies are bad people who can't make money in newspapers, and will there be a new explanation when making the sentence "Julian" in the future, and will it scare the young Chinese teacher Wu? I'm also worried that this experience is like medicine. If he stops playing when he grows up, he will think that the country has ruined his dream. If he accidentally plays the Grand Slam champion, then you and I are embarrassed to let him thank the country first.

People who read this article at this time have different backgrounds, identities, positions and views on the world, but I really want to tell all fathers that China's father is the most unbearable fighter in the world. But whether you are in officialdom or on a farm, whether you are a citizen or a fart, whether you are trapped in Bermuda or going to North America and Canada, we are all miserable, cheated and struggling desperately. We are afraid of losing everything, and we are afraid day and night. We had prostate when we were young, and our grandchildren were old. But we love our children, don't leave any fighting, and carefully cover up the scars we left outside. When we get up in the morning, we still have to shave and wear neat clothes, and try our best to make our children feel that their father is actually handsome and romantic, unwilling to lag behind, not losing to others, and clear-headed. I don't want Kezi to see my pain ... I don't think you want your children to know that you have caused me pain.

So please, fathers, for the sake of children, please cooperate with fathers to better play magic. The rest, Monday, Wednesday and Friday are special days of the Civil Affairs Bureau. If you see a man with big eyes and confused eyes walking out of the house clean next Monday, don't be surprised, don't expect me to evade taxes, and don't suddenly rush out of a group of all kinds of children to hug my thighs and call me dad. I feel your strength, and I hope you can agree with my tenacity. I told everyone that I would stick to the rights given to me by the laws of this country. When I ask P to become a dog or a racket, I can't even protect my child's self-esteem, so what am I afraid of? Civilization will certainly move forward. I humbly tell you that you can stop a violent train and a tenacious ant father. Father is the worst soldier in the world. This is actually a propositional composition I wrote in Han Han's forthcoming new book "Ask Everyone" a month ago. I just don't know how to face Ke Zi, and I have been thinking for a long time with the most famous drivers in China. Finally, he said: well, you tell him that this tennis sponsorship was cancelled because of a quarrel with his father, but there will be a better sponsorship at the end of the year, which will be a racing advertising sponsorship in Shanghai. Thanks to the size of the world, there is Shanghai without Chengdu. This is the advantage of the vast territory and abundant resources of the motherland, and there are always things that we can't reach. We toss and turn in the cracks, and children can live happily. However, a tennis player was sponsored by a racing advertisement, which created a miracle in the history of world sports and sponsorship. Finally, in order to thank a father from Shanghai, the title of this article is All Fathers Ask All Fathers.