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Wei Zi: Handmaiden Wei Zi meets the Queen.
Queen: (stands up and walks to Wei Zi) Hold your head up! I heard that you can sing, play chess and write, right?
Wei Zi: Back to the Queen, it's just a scratch.
Queen: Hum (sneering), you "fur" can seduce people, and you "flesh and blood" will swallow people up!
Wei Zi: The Queen (slaps the Queen)!
Queen: Tell me honestly, why did you enter the palace? Did your queen train you? Did the Fallon family raise you? How much have you learned: let you seduce the emperor! Say!
Wei Zi: (Bowing) Queen, please don't get me wrong. I hardly know the handmaiden and your concubine. What the handmaiden learned has nothing to do with the Fu family, and I have never seduced the emperor.
I can swear to god, it's god forbid!
Queen: (walks around Wei Zi and sits down in another place) She looks like a fox, doing dirty things and arguing here. Sister Rong, Sister Li (look at her hands), teach her a lesson.
Sister Rong and Sister Li: Cha!
(Mommy slowly approaches Wei Zi together, then lets Mommy kick Wei Zi down, and the three moms catch Wei Zi together. )
Wei Zi: Queen, you have wronged me. You really wronged me. I swear to you, I am not a woman arranged by anyone for the emperor, I am not! To the emperor, I am a zero, a nonexistent zero!
Queen: If you don't tell the truth again, I will make you a real zero, a real nonexistent zero.
A mammy came over with a box of needles, and Mammy Rong picked up a needle and stuck it in her body.
Wei Zi: Ah ~ Help ~ Help! Empress, give me a break, Empress ... Help me, Empress, please give me a break, ah, Empress, help me, help me ... Empress, I didn't, I really didn't. I only have Confucian thoughts about the emperor. God, God knows, God help me!
Queen: Laugh (Wei Zi: Help), you can call heaven and earth. The place name of the palace is called everyday, and the ground is ineffective. Who told you to try your best to get into the palace? (Wei Zi: I didn't …) What do you want? How dare you use these four words? What qualifications do you have to use these four words! I learned two idioms and used them indiscriminately. Sister Rong, make her look up!
Sister Rong: Get up!
Wei Zi: Queen, no, it's not what you think. Empress is not!
Queen: Sister Yung, you tell her clearly.
Sister Rong: Hey! The queen has no time to waste on you. If I ask you anything today, you can honestly explain, and we will let you live. If you don't talk, your pretty little face will be gone, and your fingers that can play the piano will be gone! Think for yourself!
Wei Zi: Queen, I am just a humble maid-in-waiting, and I don't want to die. However, I came to the Palace of Kunning on the orders of the Queen today, and eunuchs and ladies-in-waiting looked at me. Princess Zhu Huan will definitely follow my whereabouts, and her personality will definitely be turned upside down. The queen is the head of the East Palace. Do you really want to be charged with murder for a nobody?
Queen: Hum! Your mouth is quite powerful. You said a lot of things you shouldn't have said, Sister Rong!
Wei Zi: Queen, please spare me! Queen, please spare me! help ...
Queen: Tell me, what are you plotting with your concubine, Fallon family, Swallow and Mei? Say!
Sister Rong: Say it!
(another needle)
Wei Zi: Sister Rong, I also interceded for you in the Imperial Garden. Do you have to do this to me today?
Everyone is a slave!
Sister Rong: If you don't mention the Imperial Garden, I will spare you. If you mention the Royal Garden, well, I'll ... I'll give you some more injections! Do you think I don't know that you are acting with Princess Zhu Huan? Bullies pretend to be kind!
Wei Zi: Queen, don't do this to me. Who has no parents or children? Save some virtue for Brother Twelve! Look, he is looking at you outside the window.
The queen immediately gets up and goes to the window. She opens the window and looks out. I didn't see my twelfth brother come back to play Wei Zi. )
Queen: How dare you talk nonsense when you are dying! I shot you today, but I just killed a girl!
Wei Zi: Look, Queen, Brother XII is really watching you from the window.
The queen casts a suspicious glance at the window again. )
Queen: Sister Yung, give him something!
Wei Zi: Look, Queen, he is really looking at you from the window. Ah ... there is a sky above and a ground below. No pains, no gains.
Queen: (I can't listen anymore) Sister Rong, I'll leave it to you. I have no time to be here with her. Ask her for me.
Sister Rong: Hey!
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