The humorous story of Jingyanggang's three bowls but not the post

It is said that after Song Wu killed a tiger alone in Jingyanggang, he became a well-known hero in the county, and he was honest and upright. He was appreciated by the county magistrate "xianggong" and ordered him to be the head catcher, which can be described as infinite scenery.

As the saying goes, "some people are happy and others are sad", but this is a bolt from the blue for a small restaurant that "three bowls are not enough". I want to invite Wu Erlang to drink 18 bowls of wine to kill the tiger, but the slogan of the store is three bowls upside down. Isn't this an obvious deception to consumers?

If Song Wu publicizes this matter in the county seat, wouldn't it be great? The old shopkeeper is anxious like a cat on hot bricks now, but there is nothing he can do. At this time, the bartender made a suggestion: shopkeeper, without children, we can't get rid of wolves, we have to change our image; Look at Simon, his restaurant, and the waitresses at the door are living signs!

We are a small restaurant, of course, we can't compare with them, but according to the villain's plan, we still need someone to tie the bell. This is Song Wu's fault. Now, let's give him more money to make an advertisement according to our meaning. Isn't this a disaster? The old shopkeeper nodded.

The next day, after the bartender of the "Special Representative" successfully contacted Song Wu and promised to reward 100 silver, Song Wu naturally became the "exclusive spokesperson". The advertisement is mainly served by the popular teachers in the county. The main purpose is to highlight the two aspects of courage and frankness, and to abandon the negative image of "three bowls down" in the past. Captains at all levels are responsible for distributing it, and notices are posted at the peak of the crowd: Song Wu is alone. Once the advertisement was released, everyone knew about it, or admired the hero or the courage of Song Wu. Immediately, the whole city set off a wave of buying, and restaurants all over the country came to patronize. The old shopkeeper couldn't help laughing, praised the bartender's idea and changed the name of the wine. In addition to all the stocks sold in the past, there are still a large number of orders that cannot be met. Only by working overtime can we barely meet the market demand.

As the saying goes, extremes meet. Not long after, a buying frenzy blew and sales plummeted. The shopkeeper was in a hurry and quickly sent a bartender to restaurants all over the country to investigate the reasons. It turns out that after Yanggu wine was put on the market, men were addicted to drinking, but after all, few men were as strong as Song Wu. They often get drunk and abuse their wives, which causes a lot of fuss. Song Wu was also ordered by the county magistrate "xianggong" to make a written inspection, and the reputation of wine was greatly reduced. Therefore, restaurants are reluctant to replenish, so there will be a decline in sales. After knowing the situation, the shopkeeper tried to save the game by reducing the concentration of wine. However, preventing husbands from buying alcohol is still an unsolvable problem for women.

Coincidentally, another big news broke out in yanggu county City: Beauty Pan Jinlian personally arranged a set of pages to help her post "My White Paper", which covered all the "small" advertisements of Song Wu before. Pan Jinlian said that he used to feel that Wu Da was particularly disabled, obscene and unmanly, and he wanted to leave him. Unexpectedly, after drinking "New Yanggu Wine", Wu Dalang seemed to be thoroughly remoulded and became so heroic that even Song Wu could not compare with him! So, I want to atone, go back to him and never leave him again. Finally, thank you for the good wine in Yanggu. Without it, there would be no me now!

A piece of paper stirred up a thousand waves. What kind of person is Pan Jinlian? I'm afraid everyone in yanggu county knows. This woman is transsexual now, but because of a bottle of wine and a bottle of new yanggu wine!

Inner sigh mixed with curiosity, led to the start of a larger-scale procurement, all the branches in the county were short, and the rich interests made the former small restaurants merge with the restaurants in yanggu county and become the giants in the county.

At this time, Pan Xiao was counting the huge advertising expenses in her mansion and yelled at Wu Da: "Shit, what time is it? My mother's foot washing water hasn't come yet! "