How is Tian Peng Yuan Shuai immortal?

Tian Pengyuan Shuai's mother was originally a letter fairy in the Heavenly Palace, that is, a fairy who was responsible for delivering letters. All immortals like to see their long legs, so there are more and more letters to send. Later, she complained that running in the sun all day made her skin tan. Objectively speaking, her skin is still white at night. It's just that this skin may be darker at night than during the day. So all the big fairies felt sorry for her. Every time they received a letter, they called her into the bedroom and put sunscreen on her. In fact, if the immortals want to keep the immortals from basking in the sun, they can cast spells to keep the sun from coming out, but then the heaven will be dark and aboveboard. Hyun-hyun's whole body was covered with sunscreen, and one day Marshal Tian Peng was coated in Hyun-hyun's stomach. Tianwei was furious because heaven forbids men and women to have sex. So Xin Xian was sentenced as follows: (1) She got rid of her immortal status and was demoted as a gardener in the flat peach garden; After the fetus is born in the womb, it will be a mortal. As for who the father of the fetus is, Xin Xian is not sure, so if she refuses to confess, heaven can't find out.

Now it's time to call Xin Xianyuan Ding. Gardeners are passionate about their careers. She found that the flat peaches would ripen in the afternoon and rot in two hours. This is in sharp contradiction with the immortal's desire to eat peaches in the morning, noon and evening. So she suggested to the Heavenly Palace that peaches should be planted in the greenhouse so that the immortals could eat fresh peaches at any time. This suggestion was first supported by the Queen Mother, who loves peaches like rice, and then the Jade Emperor agreed. So Tiangong issued a document about doing a good job in greenhouse. A few months later, as long as the queen mother is in a good mood, there will be "Hongyun riding the queen mother and laughing, and all the immortals know it is a peach." The immortals praised the gardener for his hard work and outstanding achievements, which should be rewarded. When awarding the prize, the gardener said in tears, I don't want awards and certificates. I just want my son not to be beaten to pieces after birth. The gardener's deep maternal love touched the immortal, and they agreed to the gardener's request through consultation.

When Marshal Tian Peng was born, the mother-in-law of Flat Peach Garden delivered the baby. The gardener spread his legs and the land mother-in-law held her stomach. As soon as people crowded in, the gardener said that the little girl was a little sick. When two people crowded together, the gardener said, I feel pain at home. Squeeze again, the gardener shouted, kill me! However, the marshal is too arrogant to get away easily. The land mother-in-law diagnosed the gardener with dystocia. She thought that she could be born in the soft language of Tathagata, so she read: Amitabha, purdue all beings; I'm going to hell, just please live. After watching it a hundred times, it is still difficult for the gardener to survive. Seeing that her mother-in-law was ineffective, she remembered the Taoist hard metaphysical language of Taishang Laojun: boundless Buddha, heaven and earth faint; Kill the goose that lays the golden egg. Read it a thousand times, or. In desperation, the land mother-in-law memorized the greenhouse document that she learned very well a few months ago: pay attention to its work quality, its work efficiency, and remember "three defenses", "four strictness" and "eight noes". To this end, one must have a clear guiding ideology, and the other must have a clear working idea ... This marshal is a man of integrity and is afraid of verbosity. When I heard that Lu's mother-in-law was so nagging, I couldn't help but kick my legs. Only heard that the gardener "killed my mother" again, and the marshal kicked himself out.

Marshal was born in a greenhouse, hence the name "shed"; I don't know who my father is, but I know he is a fairy, so I named him Tian. When Marshal grew up, he thought the word "Peng" was too vulgar, so he took a homonym and changed his name to "Peng". When he changed his name, he was not allowed to call him "Tian Peng", so we had to call him "Tian Peng" before he changed his name. The canopy is not immortal until it becomes immortal, because the son inherits his mother and the mother has no immortal status. His mother can only teach him the magic of walking in the clouds, which is the only magic that the immortal keeps for her to protect the infinite flat peach garden. Tian Peng wanted to be a fairy when she was a child. Knowing that eating flat peaches can live forever, he begged his mother to give it to him. His mother wanted to pick one for him, but she couldn't beat the first rule of the gardener's code: gardeners can only grow peaches, not eat them. If a peach tree can grow many peaches, then stealing a peach is difficult for the gods to detect. But the fact is: because there are infinite peaches in the flat peach garden, there are also infinite peaches; And infinity equals infinity, so there are as many peaches as there are, so a peach tree can only bear one peach. If the only peach on the peach tree is missing, it is not a fairy, and even people can see it. Later, Tian Peng came up with an idea, which proved that Tian Peng was smart and brave. He said to his mother: I stole a peach from a distance and ate it, then dug up the peach tree and burned it-this is called destroying the body. Immortals wouldn't have noticed if they weren't so smart as me; Because peach trees are infinite, one less tree is infinite, and infinity equals infinity, so one less tree equals nothing. When his mother heard this, she gave a muddle-headed acquiescence.

So the canopy did the same thing that night. After seven days in fear, no one noticed. The crown of the tree was bold. At first, it burned a peach tree for three days, then it burned a peach tree for two days, and then it was burned every night. In fact, when burning trees at night, many immortals saw a flash of red light over the flat peach garden. But they think this way: they are too lazy to care. Anyway, their duties did not explicitly require them to take care of Taoyuan. Therefore, the incident of stealing peaches has never been discovered. Tian Peng spent his adolescence eating peaches and accumulated a lot of immortal spirit, which finally changed from quantitative change to qualitative change. Successfully joined the immortal, because his magic has exceeded the standard of the immortal, you can point to a deer and it becomes a dog; You can turn your ass into a boundless Buddha and your ass into a mouse. The immortals finally realized that the red light in Taoyuan every night is a vision, which indicates that another fairy will be born.

As for how Tian Peng later became a marshal, it's a long story. Because of his integrity, he suffered many setbacks; And because of his great wisdom and courage, he can basically win in danger. In a word, if you look at the story he introduced to Chang 'e, you can get a general understanding of the hardships. The beginning is: Looking ahead, how long and tortuous it is! The ending is: ah! How touching and admirable this is!

Tian Pengyuan Shuai had never been in love before he met Chang 'e. One night, he wandered around the Moon Palace. The first time I saw Chang 'e, I was at a loss. Marshal held back his nervousness and greeted Chang 'e appropriately. Chang 'e is also annoyed. Two people are chatting under the laurel tree. Marshal told Chang 'e about his experience. Chang 'e just laughed, charming and radiant, thinking that such a man is really rare among immortals. Houyi's shooting at the sun, like Zhang's Yue Fei, is stealing peaches from the crown of the tree. The former is a soldier, while the latter is brave and resourceful. So I secretly promised. They chatted happily and didn't realize that the jade emperor had been hiding under the laurel tree to eavesdrop. This situation is wonderful. There is something to prove: I remember the first sight of Chang 'e, and the two focuses were Luo Yi. Acacia under the laurel tree. At that time, the jade emperor was there, and they never knew.