Love laughter conference room 20 120903 "choose the princess" script, do you know? On your knees, thank you. You'd better hurry.

Xiaolongzi: Your majesty, your majesty, your dragon chair.

Emperor: (sighs) Alas, alas, little Zi Long, I am so bored in the palace every day. Please have some fun for me.

Zi Long Jr.: (Laughter) Haha, Your Majesty, I have selected some beautiful women from the people, and they are all here today.

Emperor: (clapping hands) Call it out and have a look. hurry up ...

Leon who chooses the princess

Xiaolongzi: Announce Shalian Temple, a wonderful flower in the Western Regions.

Sharon took the stage.

Emperor: What can you do?

Xiaolongzi: Ah, Emperor, she can dance.

Emperor: Dance? Get up! Get up!

Music, dancing.

Emperor: Good, good, good, reward, reward whatever.

Xiaolongzi: Why?

The emperor chimed in: I like it very much.

Xiaolongzi: Come on, Saloon, take it. The emperor gave it to you. Take it.

Sharon: Thanks to the Emperor (male voice)

Emperor: Push it out and behead it.

Shakespeare: Why did you cut me? I dance for you. Why did you cut me? Why did you cut me? You said, I am Shakespeare.

Xiaolongzi: (At the same time) Somebody, somebody, drag him out and chop him up for me. Come on.

Emperor: Rescue the driver (when the car approaches).

The guards dragged Salion away, and as he walked, Salion shouted why he cut me.

Xiaolongzi: Your Majesty, I deserve to die.

Emperor: In the future, this kind of tone of voice should also be included in the conditions of concubinage.

Long Gonggong: Why?

Emperor: Don't scare me, you scared me to death.

The touchstone of choosing a concubine

Xiaolongzi: Your Majesty, let's look at the next one.

Emperor: Well, go up, go up, go up.

Xiaolongzi: Xianlitmus from Xuanhua Mountain went to the temple.

Litmus stepped onto the stage.

Emperor: What can you do?

Litmus: Your Majesty, (clearing his throat), Your Majesty, I can dance swords.

Emperor: Well, this is reliable. Let's dance.

Litmus sword dance

Litmus: Your Majesty, I will change my hand ... Your Majesty, I'm sorry. Actually, I can dance the sword. If you don't believe me, look. ...

Emperor: What are you doing?

Father Dragon: What are you doing?

The emperor shouted: Save the driver.

Father Long ran over and took litmus down. What are you doing?

Litmus: Oh, your majesty, your majesty forgave me.

Father Long: A bold witch dares to assassinate the emperor. Somebody, somebody, drag it out and chop it for me.

Litmus kept shouting, your majesty, forgive me. Actually, I can dance the sword, your majesty.

Emperor: Wait a minute.

Poor litmus costume: the emperor

Emperor: Why do you say that? Am I such a cruel person?

Litmus moved: the emperor

Emperor: The car cracked.

Litmus: What's the difference, Your Majesty? (being dragged away while talking), Oh, my God. ...

Emperor: Father Long, you must pay attention to choosing a concubine in the future. Why does everyone have it?

Ba Le Ben who chooses concubines.

Ballaben: Where is the emperor? I want to see the emperor. Let me see the emperor.

Guard: The emperor is resting.

Ballaben: I'll see you after a rest. Ha ha ha ha ... You are the emperor today, right?

Emperor: Hmm.

Let me introduce myself. I am Balebon, the king of the Western Regions.

Emperor and Dragon Father-in-law: (handing over) Hello, hello.

Balebon: The main purpose of my coming here is to marry my own daughter to you.

The emperor was happy: well, good things, good things.

Ballaben: Let's kiss.

Emperor: Kiss kiss, good (happy)

Ba Le Ben: I want to see my daughter.

Emperor: Huh? Where is your daughter?

She's already here. Her name is the wonder of the western regions ... where is my daughter?

Grandpa Long: Your Majesty, what about this?

Emperor: Then arrange for him to meet his daughter.

Well, I want to see my daughter.

Grandpa Long: Somebody, please arrange for Ballaben, king of the Western Regions, to reunite with his daughter. ...

Guard: Your Majesty, please.

Ba Le Ben: (talking while walking) Thanks to your emperor, thanks to your emperor, hahaha. ...

Emperor: Go slow.

Ballaben was killed: Ah! ...

Emperor: Grandpa Long, send an urgent telegram to the frontier and tell them that they are ready for war.

Long Gonggong: Why?

Emperor: Alas, the princess chose this.

Mother Rong (Ma) was the princess chosen by the emperor.

Grandpa Long: Your Majesty, alas, there is another one, but this one is very special.

Emperor: Oh?

Father Long: I heard it was your old friend. . . . . .

Emperor: Old friends, people with stories, get up, get up.

Dragon father-in-law: Inform the temple of the old friend! ! ! ! (Music)

Sister Rong came on stage. . . Dance (in panic)

Emperor: chop, chop, chop (at the same time) Grandpa Long: Guards, chop ~ ~ ~ chop, chop.

Sister Rong: Your Majesty, your Majesty! (Pause) Do you remember the summer by Daming Lake ten years ago?

(Princess Zhu Huan's music starts, and they both come in and look at each other. )

Emperor: When the peak has no edges and corners. . .

Rong: When the river stopped flowing. . .

Emperor: (The emperor came in, raised his hand and touched the horse's face, then stopped in mid-air. ) What a change!

Rong: Your Majesty, do you remember? I am! I'm sister Rong who went punting! ! ! ! !

Emperor: I will strangle you! ! !

(The guards and Grandpa Long come forward to pull them away, and both of them shout "Emperor, Emperor" at the same time.) At the same time, Grandpa Long shouts: Emperor, Emperor, pay attention to the dragon body! Drag it out and cut it! Come on, pull it out and cut it!

Ma: Your Majesty, your Majesty, I am Sister Yung, I am Sister Yung! !

Emperor: Little Zi Long, if you find me some more evil spirits, I will punish your nine families! I am so angry!

Dragon father-in-law: (afraid, hiding his face and crying)

The emperor stroked his chest and was shocked. Turned to look at the dragon father.

Emperor: Why are you crying? I didn't really cut you!

Grandpa Long: I still remember Sister Rong ~ ~!

(The emperor beats his chest. . . Silent)

Grandfather Long: Your Majesty, ten years ago, she held me in one hand and water in the other, and my heart thumped thump thump thump. . .

Emperor: chop! ! ! !

Grandpa Long: Oh dear. ...

Grandpa Long: (quickly wiping away tears) Your Majesty, how many more do we have to choose?

Emperor: All right. . . (hesitant)

Grandpa Long: The following people recommend a few, and those who choose will be rewarded ~ ~ ~!

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