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Funny lines in Princess Zhu Huan .. Which is more shocking ~

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Shit!

Actually, the swallow said it first.

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A shocking compilation of lines:

No, no, no. Queen Xiang turned into a butterfly and flew away.

Wei Zi said with tears: "She said that you watched the snow and the stars and the moon together, and talked about the philosophy of life from the poems and songs ... I didn't watch the snow and the stars and the moon with you, and talked about the philosophy of life from the poems and songs!"

Erkang: "It's all my fault. I shouldn't watch the snow, the stars and the moon with her, and talk about the philosophy of life from poems and songs ... I promise you, I will only watch the snow and the stars and the moon with you in the future, and talk about the philosophy of life from poems and songs ... "

In the dying episode of ChristianRandPhillips, Master Meng Dan went to see her and said to her, "Meng Dan, you are always frowning. I really want to iron your forehead. Did you have an iron? Pass! ! ! )

Your majesty! Men and women need harsh advice!

Sister Rong is not afraid of anything.

You can sing? Fork ~

Can you still write? Fork ~

Let Mammy give it to her, give it to her, give it to her! Fold ~

Hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand.

Wei Zi: "I know he loves you. It's painful. It's painful. I also know that you love him. "

Erkang: "You hurt, so do I! You hurt, I hurt more! My heart is killing me! "

Wei Zi: "Erkang ... you have gone too far!" " "(... three seconds ... the clock passed ...) and then said shyly," But I really like your excessive behavior! "

Pucao is as tough as silk, and the rock is not harmonious?

"Wei Zi, a word."

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"Do you miss me?"

"don't want to"

"Then you have nothing to say to me?"

"There is a saying"

"what"

"That sentence doesn't want to be false."

Ah, ah, ah ~ ~ The sky is grey and the earth is boundless ~ You will always be my paradise. ...

Erkang: "Would you please not be so miserable?"

Wei Zi: "Would you please not be so charming?"

Master Er Kang's eyes lit up when he looked at Miss Er Kang ... (Master Er Kang's eyes are flashlights? )

Lagerstroemia delicately pulled the swallow away from the sedan chair, affectionately dragging a long voice to shout:

Swallow, if you are Gege, what am I? . .