A few short stories about Putonghua

Classification: Society/Culture >> Folk Tradition

Problem description:

It better be interesting.

Analysis:

The importance of learning Mandarin well

A cavalry was unfortunately captured in the battle.

"We will kill all the prisoners," the enemy leader said to him. "However, because of your heroic and admirable performance in the battle, I can kill them in three days and meet your three requirements before that. Now, you can make your first request. "

Without thinking, the cavalry said, "I want to say something to my horse." The leader agreed.

So the cavalry went over and whispered a word to his horse. Hearing this, the horse roared and galloped away.

At dusk, the horse came back with a beautiful girl on its back.

The leader exclaimed, "What a wonderful BMW!" He said, "However, I still want to kill you. What is your second requirement? " The cavalry asked to talk to the horse again.

The leader agreed, so the cavalry whispered a few words to the horse again, and the horse roared again and galloped away.

At dusk, the horse came back again, this time a girl riding on its back, more sexy and moving than last time.

The leader was greatly impressed: "You and your horse are really an eye-opener, but I will kill you tomorrow. Now you make one last request. "

The cavalry thought for a moment and said, "I want to talk to my horse alone."

The leader felt very strange, but nodded in agreement and left with his entourage, leaving only the cavalry and his BMW in the tent.

The cavalry stared at his horse, suddenly grabbed its ear and said angrily, "I repeat, take a brigade, not a woman!" " "

Although I have heard it before, I still think it is super funny ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~