Fortune Telling Collection - Ziwei fortune-telling - What are the cold jokes?
What are the cold jokes?
First, "I want to see you"
When I want to see you, Huang Yuxuan's cold joke about Li Ziwei's meat and noodles. Speaking of meat buns, one day, he fought with noodles, but he couldn't beat them. After being bullied by noodles, call good brothers, steamed bread, bread and so on. I'm looking for a noodle theory. He happened to meet instant noodles on the road, and the meat buns knocked them down and said? Noodles, don't think I can't recognize you just because I perm my hair? . This joke is really cold, but combined with the content of the film at that time, it looks cold and funny
Second, Jackson Yi
Jackson Yee often interacts with fans in the live broadcast. On a live broadcast, Jackson Yee told a cold joke to fans. One day on Tanabata, Wei Zi asked Erkang to sing a song for himself, and Erkang sang "The Courage of Fish Leong". Change the lyrics "Love really needs courage" to "Love really needs Yongqi". Homophonic jokes will make people react for a while, and they are really the king of jokes. Coupled with Jackson's serious expression, it was extremely cold.
Third, Zhang Wei
Zhang Wei is the star who tells the most cold jokes. Participated in the variety show "Star Detective". His cold jokes keep popping up. Zhang Wei interacts with the audience. Do you know which anime characters are the darkest? ? The audience couldn't answer for a while, so Teacher Zhang Wei said yes? Robot cat? . Because the robot cat has no fingers, it is just a round fist, so it is opaque. I also said that which one is most afraid of heat is Yali pear, because it is ionic heat. It is also a homophonic joke, which makes this variety show even colder.
The above three are the coldest jokes I have ever seen on TV. For example, Teacher Zhang Wei often tells cold jokes in the program. We can tell people who like to listen to cold jokes to them. A sneer is not only cold, but also gives the impression that the air is frozen. This is really a cold question.
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