Fortune Telling Collection - Ziwei fortune-telling - After the same sex, the husband and wife knelt down and asked 50 questions.

After the same sex, the husband and wife knelt down and asked 50 questions.

5 1, are you attacking? Or attack?

Young Master: What do you think? (strabismus)

52. Why did you make such a decision?

Young Master: Do you think she will attack?

Maid: Do you think he can stand it?

A cherry: = = || No.

53. Are you satisfied with this state?

Host: Not bad.

Maid: Dare to be angry and dare not speak.

54. Where is the first H?

Host: Her room.

Maid: Small bed.

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Everyone should remember, right?

55. How did you feel at that time?

Master: If you can't keep your heart, keep your body.

Maid: = mouth = young master, what a wonderful idea you have!

Sakura: What about Meidochan?

Maid: If you don't do it, it's hard for you to explain it to the readers, isn't it?

KINOMOTO SAKURA: OMG, is the reason for your sacrifice so virgin?

56. What was the other person like at that time?

Young Master: The maid in the room was threatened.

Maid: Ah! Is a handmaiden that ugly? I think it's sexy ...

57. What was the first thing you said in the morning?

Maid: I dare not speak. I am under the quilt.

KINOMOTO SAKURA: What about the young master?

Host: I don't like this pair of underwear. I will change it next time.

KINOMOTO SAKURA: = _ = |||| You won.

58. How many times a week?

Host: Every day.

Maid: TT _ _-TT I listen to young master. ...

59. How many times do you do it in an ideal week?

Young Master: The present state is ideal.

KINOMOTO SAKURA: = _ = ||| Is it obvious that there is too much sex?

Maid: TT _ _ _ _ _ TT I'll make some soup for young master to make up for his health. ...

KINOMOTO SAKURA: = = You are so cruel ... In fact, you are satisfied, aren't you?

60. what kind of h

Master: Kiss from the ear, along the neck and touch the chest. ...

KINOMOTO SAKURA: … That's enough … I don't want to listen to porn …

6 1, what do you feel most?

Maid: Neck.

Young Master: Everywhere she meets.

KINOMOTO SAKURA: sensitive young master. ...

62. Where does the other person feel the deepest?

Maid: Young master's ear ... lick it and his mouth will make a nice sound.

Master: ...

KINOMOTO SAKURA: He didn't refute it. He didn't refute ... What is the sensitive area of Meidochan?

Young master: navel.

Sakura: =///= You can also develop this fascinating part ... Young master, you ... won again. ...

63. Use one sentence to describe the other person as H.

Young master: cotton candy.

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Poof, you mean she is soft and sweet? What about Meidochan?

Maid: (looking up at the sky) How do you describe it? Young master is very sweet and cute occasionally, so cotton swab!

A cherry blossom: (nosebleed splashing, blood pool crawling ...) Maid, did you do it on purpose? Is this metaphor too vivid and erotic?

Maid: Alas? Really?

64. Do you like or hate H?

Maid: I don't hate it ...

Host: Say you like it.

Maid: ... I like H ... pleading. ...

KINOMOTO SAKURA: = _ = Like the heroine of H ... Tragedy!

65. What is the general position?

Maid: normal is good ... but young master prefers it. ...

Young Master: Back position

A cherry: = mouth = can have a stronger flavor

66. What do you want to try? (place, time, clothes, etc. )

Host: Office.

Maid: = mouth = young master, it's too dangerous.

Master: It's on the desk.

Maid: = mouth = young master, handmaiden, I will work hard. ...

KINOMOTO SAKURA: When will it happen? Please don't draw the curtains. I live for you.

67. Is the shower before or after H?

Young Master: Both.

Maid: Young master is very cute when he washes his hair. He sat by the bathtub with his head down and let me play.

Cherry: = mouth = ... Do you want to wash it together?

68. When doing it, did the two make an agreement?

Maid: I made a request on it.

KINOMOTO SAKURA: (exultation) It's rare for you to be so bold. What was the result?

Maid: Trying to ... be countered. ...

A cherry: = 3 = Waste my expression.

69. Has anyone other than the other party done it?

Master: How dare she! !

KINOMOTO SAKURA: She almost dared to say ... Where's the young master?

Host: No.

KINOMOTO SAKURA: (snickering) Are you ashamed of being a chicken?

The young master raised the table.

70. Do you agree or disagree with the view that "you can't get your heart, just your body"?

Host: I agree.

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Young Master is an expert in this field. What about Meidochan?

Maid: ... I don't think I have the strength and function to rape others. ...

7 1, the other party was raped by the bad guys, what should I do?

Maid: Rape the young master? Um ... close the door and let the mafia eat people.

Master: Run over the bastard with your car, then reverse the car and repeat this action a hundred times.

KINOMOTO SAKURA: "Dumpling skin?"

72. Before and after H, when did you feel shy?

Maid: After H. ...

Host: Why are you shy?

Maid: Because every time I finish, the young master asks, Are you comfortable? Do you have% # $% #? Do you want to do it again next time? Is it better than yesterday?

A Ying: = _ = It seems that Zhou Ge's new song "Free Teaching Audio Tape" ... is full of academics and gestures ... (Note that gestures are not knowledge ...) Poof! I didn't mean to distort the title of the song!

73. My friend said, "Only tonight, because it's too lonely" and asked for H. What should I do?

Maid: I don't have friends like that. ...

Master: Crush him.

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Is he a boy? Master, have you ever been asked by your boyfriend like this? Big news! !

Master: (smoking a cherry) Next question.

74. Do you think your skills are good?

Host: Of course.

Maid: >////< Am I not bad, master?

Young Master: It sucks.

Maid: TT·TT

75. What about the other person's?

Maid: young master, he is ... good ... very good.

KINOMOTO SAKURA: He probably learned a lot of new "knowledge posture knowledge posture" in order to serve you. ...

Young Master: She is always moving around.

Maid:! ! ! ! & gt_ _ _ _ & lt! ! ! ! Can I call it action? I'm improving my skills to cooperate with you. What do you want the other person to say when I do it?

Maid: It's so cute, so cute, so my skills have improved and so on. ...

Master: I won't move this time.

Maid:! ! ! & gt_ _ _ & lt! ! ! Master, you ...

77. What is your favorite expression when you see the other person's face?

Master: Trembling, intoxicated, twitching.

Maid: The young master's unbearable expression is very cute.

Master: ...

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Why do I feel that he has no intention of forbearing in the last fifty questions?

78. Do you think it's okay to be with someone other than your lover?

Master: I didn't lose on my surname.

Maid: I'm not Director Shu either. ...

A Ying: =-= The tragic Mr. Shu was thus positioned to carry out scum attacks with people other than his lover.

79. Are you interested in SM or something?

Host: Yes.

Maid: Master TT·TT is too interested in this. ...

80. What if the other person suddenly stops seeking physiological needs?

Maid: Put on the maid's costume to seduce him.

Young master: SM her.

Maid: (trembling) Young master, I have always been interested in your needs. ...

Master: Hum, keep trying.

8 1. What do you think of rape?

Master: It means you can try it when necessary (sneer), but I don't have a chance to use it because she is very sensitive.

Maid: Young Master, I will listen. I can do whatever you want.

Sakura: ... It turns out that rape is also a crime that needs cooperation ... it's too difficult.

82.H What is the hardest part?

Maid: Young Master wants more.

Master: She has been shouting no in a colorful voice, and I don't know whether to give it or not.

A cherry: = = There is a necessary line in the classic H, which can be provided for young master's reference.

Master: Say it.

KINOMOTO SAKURA: You say no, but your body is honest!

Host: The sentence is too long. Boring

KINOMOTO SAKURA: # $% @ #% $ # # This is my favorite line in Expo H! ! !

83. What is the most thrilling H place so far?

Host: My room.

Maid: Master's big bed ...

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Are wet nurses everywhere?

84. Did the recipient take the initiative to ask H?

Maid: >///<; have ...

Master: (horrified) When did this happen? I don't know!

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Isn't the other party a young master? !

Master: Make it clear to me!

85. What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Maid: I told young master that I was wearing a maid's costume. ...

Master: (relieved) Did you take the initiative when you said ... (squinting)?

KINOMOTO SAKURA: (squints) Yes, at least there should be a sexy invitation posture and a costume drama.

86. How did the attacker react at that time?

Maid: Young Master's reaction ... I had to apply for a new maid's dress the next day. ...

Cherry: = = |||| * * Out of the gate, no one can stop ... poor maid costume.

87. Has the attacker ever raped?

Master: ... interested in trying.

Maid: @ _ _ @ Not interested in cooperation.

88. Is there an ideal "H object"?

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Idols and the like count, and so do male stars. Come on, Meidochan ...

Master: She has no choice but me.

Maid: TT _ _ _ TT My travel novels have been torn up by the young master ... 88 ... as warm as jade. ...

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Could it be mine, too ...

Maid: (Nodding) Empty Wan Li. Moist as jade. Young master hates it. ...

! ! ! ! & gt_ _ _ _ & lt! ! ! !

89. Does the other party meet his ideal at present?

Maid: as warm as jade, as warm as jade. ...

Host: Your body obviously likes to be rude.

Maid:! ! ! & gt_ _ _ & lt! ! ! My m constitution is not all caused by the young master!

Do you use props in 90 and H?

Maid: Is the maid's costume a prop?

A cherry: (nodding seriously) Very exciting props!

Maid: … Then … use it every time …

Sakura: ... you are so abnormal. ...

9 1. How old were you for the first time?

Young Master: Twenty-five.

Maid: Twenty-one.

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Did you come for an interview after H? How dedicated!

Master: (staring) I don't want to think about who did it. ...

92. So, is it each other now?

Young master: (glaring)

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Well, I also think this question is too boring. ...

93. What is your favorite place to be kissed?

Maid: forehead ...

Master: Not breasts?

Maid: >////< Don't say anything cute, young master!

Sakura: about what ... little boss ...

Young Master: The place where mosaics are made.

Cherry: = Mouth = Hello, honest. ...

94. What do you like most about each other's kissing?

Maid: Hair. Young master's hair is very soft, and it will be moist after washing.

Young Master: The place where mosaics are made.

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Sometimes you can be less honest, young master. ...

95. What is your happiest thing in H?

Master: She said to me, Do it again.

Maid: He told me that I will let you go for the time being today. ...

KINOMOTO SAKURA: … I asked H, not SM……

What are you thinking of 96 and H?

Host: Is she comfortable?

Maid: Young Master sounds good, too.

KINOMOTO SAKURA: You two are really big. ...

97. How many times a night?

Maid: Young Master has only seen it two or three times. ...

Host: for her ... well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... more than two digits.

KINOMOTO SAKURA: OMG, young master, you are the emperor of science and technology!

98, h, take off your clothes by yourself or by yourself?

Maid: I tried to take it off myself, but ...

Young master: tearing is easier.

A cherry: ...

99. What is H to you?

Young master: a sign to spread the smell.

Maid: one of the ways to serve the master.

Master: Do you think I am an old gentleman who bullies and humiliates girls?

Maid: You treat me like your own turf and telephone pole like a mafia, huh!

KINOMOTO SAKURA: Hey, are you really in love?

100. Finally, please say a word to the other party.

Maid: Young Master, when can the new maid's suit I applied for be approved?

Host: In exchange for your body.

Sakura: ... cold ... (lifts the table) Forget it, just fool around, that grumpy pervert maid!