Fortune Telling Collection - Ziwei fortune-telling - After the same sex, the husband and wife knelt down and asked 50 questions.
After the same sex, the husband and wife knelt down and asked 50 questions.
Young Master: What do you think? (strabismus)
52. Why did you make such a decision?
Young Master: Do you think she will attack?
Maid: Do you think he can stand it?
A cherry: = = || No.
53. Are you satisfied with this state?
Host: Not bad.
Maid: Dare to be angry and dare not speak.
54. Where is the first H?
Host: Her room.
Maid: Small bed.
KINOMOTO SAKURA: Everyone should remember, right?
55. How did you feel at that time?
Master: If you can't keep your heart, keep your body.
Maid: = mouth = young master, what a wonderful idea you have!
Sakura: What about Meidochan?
Maid: If you don't do it, it's hard for you to explain it to the readers, isn't it?
KINOMOTO SAKURA: OMG, is the reason for your sacrifice so virgin?
56. What was the other person like at that time?
Young Master: The maid in the room was threatened.
Maid: Ah! Is a handmaiden that ugly? I think it's sexy ...
57. What was the first thing you said in the morning?
Maid: I dare not speak. I am under the quilt.
KINOMOTO SAKURA: What about the young master?
Host: I don't like this pair of underwear. I will change it next time.
KINOMOTO SAKURA: = _ = |||| You won.
58. How many times a week?
Host: Every day.
Maid: TT _ _-TT I listen to young master. ...
59. How many times do you do it in an ideal week?
Young Master: The present state is ideal.
KINOMOTO SAKURA: = _ = ||| Is it obvious that there is too much sex?
Maid: TT _ _ _ _ _ TT I'll make some soup for young master to make up for his health. ...
KINOMOTO SAKURA: = = You are so cruel ... In fact, you are satisfied, aren't you?
60. what kind of h
Master: Kiss from the ear, along the neck and touch the chest. ...
KINOMOTO SAKURA: … That's enough … I don't want to listen to porn …
6 1, what do you feel most?
Maid: Neck.
Young Master: Everywhere she meets.
KINOMOTO SAKURA: sensitive young master. ...
62. Where does the other person feel the deepest?
Maid: Young master's ear ... lick it and his mouth will make a nice sound.
Master: ...
KINOMOTO SAKURA: He didn't refute it. He didn't refute ... What is the sensitive area of Meidochan?
Young master: navel.
Sakura: =///= You can also develop this fascinating part ... Young master, you ... won again. ...
63. Use one sentence to describe the other person as H.
Young master: cotton candy.
KINOMOTO SAKURA: Poof, you mean she is soft and sweet? What about Meidochan?
Maid: (looking up at the sky) How do you describe it? Young master is very sweet and cute occasionally, so cotton swab!
A cherry blossom: (nosebleed splashing, blood pool crawling ...) Maid, did you do it on purpose? Is this metaphor too vivid and erotic?
Maid: Alas? Really?
64. Do you like or hate H?
Maid: I don't hate it ...
Host: Say you like it.
Maid: ... I like H ... pleading. ...
KINOMOTO SAKURA: = _ = Like the heroine of H ... Tragedy!
65. What is the general position?
Maid: normal is good ... but young master prefers it. ...
Young Master: Back position
A cherry: = mouth = can have a stronger flavor
66. What do you want to try? (place, time, clothes, etc. )
Host: Office.
Maid: = mouth = young master, it's too dangerous.
Master: It's on the desk.
Maid: = mouth = young master, handmaiden, I will work hard. ...
KINOMOTO SAKURA: When will it happen? Please don't draw the curtains. I live for you.
67. Is the shower before or after H?
Young Master: Both.
Maid: Young master is very cute when he washes his hair. He sat by the bathtub with his head down and let me play.
Cherry: = mouth = ... Do you want to wash it together?
68. When doing it, did the two make an agreement?
Maid: I made a request on it.
KINOMOTO SAKURA: (exultation) It's rare for you to be so bold. What was the result?
Maid: Trying to ... be countered. ...
A cherry: = 3 = Waste my expression.
69. Has anyone other than the other party done it?
Master: How dare she! !
KINOMOTO SAKURA: She almost dared to say ... Where's the young master?
Host: No.
KINOMOTO SAKURA: (snickering) Are you ashamed of being a chicken?
The young master raised the table.
70. Do you agree or disagree with the view that "you can't get your heart, just your body"?
Host: I agree.
KINOMOTO SAKURA: Young Master is an expert in this field. What about Meidochan?
Maid: ... I don't think I have the strength and function to rape others. ...
7 1, the other party was raped by the bad guys, what should I do?
Maid: Rape the young master? Um ... close the door and let the mafia eat people.
Master: Run over the bastard with your car, then reverse the car and repeat this action a hundred times.
KINOMOTO SAKURA: "Dumpling skin?"
72. Before and after H, when did you feel shy?
Maid: After H. ...
Host: Why are you shy?
Maid: Because every time I finish, the young master asks, Are you comfortable? Do you have% # $% #? Do you want to do it again next time? Is it better than yesterday?
A Ying: = _ = It seems that Zhou Ge's new song "Free Teaching Audio Tape" ... is full of academics and gestures ... (Note that gestures are not knowledge ...) Poof! I didn't mean to distort the title of the song!
73. My friend said, "Only tonight, because it's too lonely" and asked for H. What should I do?
Maid: I don't have friends like that. ...
Master: Crush him.
KINOMOTO SAKURA: Is he a boy? Master, have you ever been asked by your boyfriend like this? Big news! !
Master: (smoking a cherry) Next question.
74. Do you think your skills are good?
Host: Of course.
Maid: >////< Am I not bad, master?
Young Master: It sucks.
Maid: TT·TT
75. What about the other person's?
Maid: young master, he is ... good ... very good.
KINOMOTO SAKURA: He probably learned a lot of new "knowledge posture knowledge posture" in order to serve you. ...
Young Master: She is always moving around.
Maid:! ! ! ! & gt_ _ _ _ & lt! ! ! ! Can I call it action? I'm improving my skills to cooperate with you. What do you want the other person to say when I do it?
Maid: It's so cute, so cute, so my skills have improved and so on. ...
Master: I won't move this time.
Maid:! ! ! & gt_ _ _ & lt! ! ! Master, you ...
77. What is your favorite expression when you see the other person's face?
Master: Trembling, intoxicated, twitching.
Maid: The young master's unbearable expression is very cute.
Master: ...
KINOMOTO SAKURA: Why do I feel that he has no intention of forbearing in the last fifty questions?
78. Do you think it's okay to be with someone other than your lover?
Master: I didn't lose on my surname.
Maid: I'm not Director Shu either. ...
A Ying: =-= The tragic Mr. Shu was thus positioned to carry out scum attacks with people other than his lover.
79. Are you interested in SM or something?
Host: Yes.
Maid: Master TT·TT is too interested in this. ...
80. What if the other person suddenly stops seeking physiological needs?
Maid: Put on the maid's costume to seduce him.
Young master: SM her.
Maid: (trembling) Young master, I have always been interested in your needs. ...
Master: Hum, keep trying.
8 1. What do you think of rape?
Master: It means you can try it when necessary (sneer), but I don't have a chance to use it because she is very sensitive.
Maid: Young Master, I will listen. I can do whatever you want.
Sakura: ... It turns out that rape is also a crime that needs cooperation ... it's too difficult.
82.H What is the hardest part?
Maid: Young Master wants more.
Master: She has been shouting no in a colorful voice, and I don't know whether to give it or not.
A cherry: = = There is a necessary line in the classic H, which can be provided for young master's reference.
Master: Say it.
KINOMOTO SAKURA: You say no, but your body is honest!
Host: The sentence is too long. Boring
KINOMOTO SAKURA: # $% @ #% $ # # This is my favorite line in Expo H! ! !
83. What is the most thrilling H place so far?
Host: My room.
Maid: Master's big bed ...
KINOMOTO SAKURA: Are wet nurses everywhere?
84. Did the recipient take the initiative to ask H?
Maid: >///<; have ...
Master: (horrified) When did this happen? I don't know!
KINOMOTO SAKURA: Isn't the other party a young master? !
Master: Make it clear to me!
85. What was the recipient's reaction at that time?
Maid: I told young master that I was wearing a maid's costume. ...
Master: (relieved) Did you take the initiative when you said ... (squinting)?
KINOMOTO SAKURA: (squints) Yes, at least there should be a sexy invitation posture and a costume drama.
86. How did the attacker react at that time?
Maid: Young Master's reaction ... I had to apply for a new maid's dress the next day. ...
Cherry: = = |||| * * Out of the gate, no one can stop ... poor maid costume.
87. Has the attacker ever raped?
Master: ... interested in trying.
Maid: @ _ _ @ Not interested in cooperation.
88. Is there an ideal "H object"?
KINOMOTO SAKURA: Idols and the like count, and so do male stars. Come on, Meidochan ...
Master: She has no choice but me.
Maid: TT _ _ _ TT My travel novels have been torn up by the young master ... 88 ... as warm as jade. ...
KINOMOTO SAKURA: Could it be mine, too ...
Maid: (Nodding) Empty Wan Li. Moist as jade. Young master hates it. ...
! ! ! ! & gt_ _ _ _ & lt! ! ! !
89. Does the other party meet his ideal at present?
Maid: as warm as jade, as warm as jade. ...
Host: Your body obviously likes to be rude.
Maid:! ! ! & gt_ _ _ & lt! ! ! My m constitution is not all caused by the young master!
Do you use props in 90 and H?
Maid: Is the maid's costume a prop?
A cherry: (nodding seriously) Very exciting props!
Maid: … Then … use it every time …
Sakura: ... you are so abnormal. ...
9 1. How old were you for the first time?
Young Master: Twenty-five.
Maid: Twenty-one.
KINOMOTO SAKURA: Did you come for an interview after H? How dedicated!
Master: (staring) I don't want to think about who did it. ...
92. So, is it each other now?
Young master: (glaring)
KINOMOTO SAKURA: Well, I also think this question is too boring. ...
93. What is your favorite place to be kissed?
Maid: forehead ...
Master: Not breasts?
Maid: >////< Don't say anything cute, young master!
Sakura: about what ... little boss ...
Young Master: The place where mosaics are made.
Cherry: = Mouth = Hello, honest. ...
94. What do you like most about each other's kissing?
Maid: Hair. Young master's hair is very soft, and it will be moist after washing.
Young Master: The place where mosaics are made.
KINOMOTO SAKURA: Sometimes you can be less honest, young master. ...
95. What is your happiest thing in H?
Master: She said to me, Do it again.
Maid: He told me that I will let you go for the time being today. ...
KINOMOTO SAKURA: … I asked H, not SM……
What are you thinking of 96 and H?
Host: Is she comfortable?
Maid: Young Master sounds good, too.
KINOMOTO SAKURA: You two are really big. ...
97. How many times a night?
Maid: Young Master has only seen it two or three times. ...
Host: for her ... well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... more than two digits.
KINOMOTO SAKURA: OMG, young master, you are the emperor of science and technology!
98, h, take off your clothes by yourself or by yourself?
Maid: I tried to take it off myself, but ...
Young master: tearing is easier.
A cherry: ...
99. What is H to you?
Young master: a sign to spread the smell.
Maid: one of the ways to serve the master.
Master: Do you think I am an old gentleman who bullies and humiliates girls?
Maid: You treat me like your own turf and telephone pole like a mafia, huh!
KINOMOTO SAKURA: Hey, are you really in love?
100. Finally, please say a word to the other party.
Maid: Young Master, when can the new maid's suit I applied for be approved?
Host: In exchange for your body.
Sakura: ... cold ... (lifts the table) Forget it, just fool around, that grumpy pervert maid!
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