Ji Xiaolan Kwazwei

There are many couplets masters in history. People first think of Su Shi and Fo Yin monks in the Northern Song Dynasty, Tang Bohu, a gifted scholar in the Ming Dynasty, and Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and copper teeth. These talented people often entertain themselves with couplets, leaving many interesting stories. In fact, there was also a master of couplets in the Qing Dynasty, that is, Emperor Qianlong.

People's impression of Qianlong literature is that as soon as 40,000 poems are circulated in Kubinashi, they like to write some limericks to praise themselves. Indeed, Gan Long's creative enthusiasm is high, but his level of writing poetry is not so good. However, Gan Long's couplet level is still very good. Gan Long often wrote couplets with Ji Xiaolan, a genius, and never left. Gan Long once wrote a couplet: Liu Tang is insincere. This sentence has never been right, but it has become an eternal absolute.

In addition, Qianlong especially likes to fight against things and scenery, which is endless fun. One day, at the beginning of the last dynasty, hundreds of civil and military officials withdrew from the dynasty. Gan Long thought it was still early and wanted to play a game called "Ye Zi Xi" (equivalent to poker), so he left eight trusted ministers. The emperor wanted to play cards, but the minister dared not refuse. Eight ministers honestly moved to a square table and sat down with a small stool.

When Qianlong saw the Eight Ministers and the Eight Immortals Table, he immediately became interested and said to the ministers, Dear Ai Qing, which eight immortals are these? The ministers quickly replied: Lv Dongbin, He Xiangu, Lan Caihe, Han Zhongli, Zhang, Han Xiangzi and Cao Guojiu.

Gan Long nodded and said: Seven men and one woman sit at the same table. Why isn't He Xiangu shy? If we look closely, we will find that He Xiangu is the only woman in the Eight Immortals. Obviously, Gan Long made the first couplet, because he saw people's interest in it, and then he hoped that the minister was right.

But this couplet is not simple, it contains two numbers and a name. Eight ministers frowned and thought for a long time, but they didn't come up with a good bottom line. Qianlong was disappointed, and Ji Xiaolan stood up and responded: There are many concubines in three palaces and six courtyards, so saints should love themselves.

The bottom line is that there are 3,000 beauties in the emperor's harem, but a wise emperor can't immerse himself in it. Have to say, Ji Xiaolan's bottom allied is very neat and classic. But ganlong is a little unhappy. How dare you, Ji Xiaolan, tell me to love myself? How dare you?

Ganlong is preparing to get angry and give Ji Xiaolan some color to see, so that he can restrain himself in the future. On second thought, among these ministers, Ji Xiaolan is the only one who can express his opinions to me in this way, and he is also kind and correct. Qianlong turned anger into joy and praised it, but Ji Xiaolan broke out in a cold sweat.

In fact, Qianlong's happy life was influenced by Kangxi and Yongzheng to some extent. At this time, the Qing dynasty did not develop, but was riddled with holes.