3 1 classic funny quotations in a word _ you look very refreshing

1 face is a thing apart from the body, but it is necessary. Money is a necessity, you must have it.

What did you look like before the crash?

I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend of me in the Jianghu.

I have admired you for a long time. Be my man! Don't get me wrong, I just want you to be my lender and lend me 20 thousand yuan, okay

Marriage is the grave of love. Without marriage, you won't have a good end.

In my country, even foreigners regard me as a foreigner.

My dream: I have something to do as a secretary and nothing to do as a secretary. The reality is that the secretary can't do it, and the secretary can't do anything.

People can live, and sows can climb trees.

Your appearance is very refreshing. .

Teacher 10, just follow the old woman! It's been a long time, teacher, please spare the old woman!

3 1 classic funny quotations in a word _ you look very refreshing

1 1 I really don't want to do it anymore because the pestle has been ground into an embroidery needle.

12 Life is sometimes like being raped by a eunuch. Resistance is painful, but resistance is still painful!

13 after graduating from college, one day I saw a classmate I hadn't contacted for a long time coming over on the other side of the river, so I laughed at him: What a mess! As a result, he quarreled with me, and I was angry: damn it, bring it on! He said: Who is afraid of who? Come here if you dare!

14 If there is any similarity, just copy me.

15 spread soy sauce all over the world, making others jealous.

16 The girl I like should be as talented as Daiyu, as sensible as Baochai, as beautiful as Ke Qing, as generous as Xiangyun, as loyal as Li Wan, as capable as Tanchun, as smart as Xifeng and as blessed as Yuan Chun, hehe.

17 my mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said: I can have this, and I said: I really don't have this.

18 There are trees and branches on the mountain; I don't know if you are happy.

19 piano, chess and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

2 1 Bo profoundly and concisely summed up the essential elements of being an excellent woman and an excellent man!

Why pretend to be pure when it's all water? Why pretend to be a sheep when they are all perverts!

My life creed is: live like a grandson for decades until you become a grandfather and then die.

Position yourself, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

I am in the Jianghu, but there are no legends about me in the Jianghu.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

My wife has been praising me for being horny since she saw some photos of my girlfriend in college.

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

Do you know which year of the year? We are all people who have lost time, cutting and cutting until we are beyond recognition.

I'm not a genius, because I've never worn Finch's diaper.

When you were 3 1, your mother hung a bone for you, at least with a dog to play with!

40 classic one-sentence funny quotations

1, you are not a VIp, not even an Ip, you are just a P.

2, white camel mountain strong bone powder, a knife coated with a bag, you still want to get a second knife …

3. Someone is alive, but he is dead; Some people are alive, and he should have died.

If my sister goes crazy one day, please tell others that my sister is a lady.

5. Looking at beautiful women in the street, the high ones are appreciation … the low ones are hooligans.

6. Boss, do you have any coke? Give me a sprite. ...

7. Not all men and women are equal. Why can't I go to the ladies' room?

8. I am not afraid to kick you. I'm just afraid that Nike on my feet will get dirty.

9. Ask what the world is, and tell people to take off their clothes and pants.

10, there are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

1 1, Emperor: Sister Rong, why are you making things difficult for Swallow and Wei Zi everywhere? What's your motive, you humble slave? Sister Rong knelt on the ground and said with tears in her eyes, Your Majesty, do you remember the summer by Daming Lake and Sister Rong who was rowing?

12, the furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but the exam is coming soon. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing. More tragically, people passed the preview, but you failed the review.

13, everyone who doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart!

14, the two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets. The former successfully called the teacher, while the latter successfully called the boss. Both of them successfully called their wives or universities or churches!

15, alive will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever.

16, there is a crash called password input error, a panic called account login in different places, a feeling called invisibility, a misunderstanding called human-computer offline, and a loss that you have no access rights!

17, you did it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong!

18, the trip to shenzhou is ok for me. I don't have to pay to see if you can do it.

19, Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to enter sogou!

20, men are dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

2 1, goods have a shelf life, and people are sometimes tired of watching them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

22, they all say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.

23, people can't judge by appearances, and the third can't be measured.

24. Every woman is always mean to a man.

25. Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

26. Cucumber must be filmed, and life must be embarrassing.

27. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

28. Women mix well, they are nephews, but they mix badly, they are bitches.

29. Wages are like a period, once a month and gone in a week or so.

30. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

3 1, I would have thrown you out if the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter.

32. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

33. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After meeting you, wow! It's all black ...

Don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning! !

35. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head.

36. I am dead and have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me, come down and stay with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely a walking corpse.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

38, bald donkey, dare to rob the teacher with being original?

39. If I die, please burn me a sister.

40. There are thousands of men in Qian Qian, and I have to change them every day.

A classic sentence, 37 funny quotations

1, the furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but the exam is coming soon. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing. More tragically, people passed the preview, but you failed the review.

2. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After meeting you, wow! utter darkness

3, people can't judge by appearances, and the third one can't be measured.

Distance does not produce beauty, but a third party.

5, the goods have a shelf life, and people are tired of watching them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

6. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to go to sogou!

7. spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

If my sister goes crazy one day, please tell others that my sister is a lady.

9. In order to be a civil servant, I gave birth to a leader's son.

10, the most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head.

1 1, looking at beautiful women in the street, the high ones appreciate the low ones are hooligans.

12, cucumber must be filmed, and life must be embarrassing. Yidian market network

13, you did it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong!

14, ask what the world is like, and tell people to take off their clothes and pants.

15, the face is a thing outside the body. Whether it is necessary or not, money is a must.

16, there are thousands of men in Qian Qian, and I have to change them every day.

17, there is a person alive and he is dead; Some people are alive, and he should have died.

18, I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.

19, the woman is a sister-in-law, but she is a bitch.

20, you are not a VIp, not even an Ip, you are just a P.

2 1, living will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever.

22, white camel mountain strong bone powder, get a knife to apply a pack, but also want to get a second knife.

23, failure is success, damn it, then I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

24, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

25, don't swear to me, I'm afraid you will be struck by lightning! !

26. Every woman is always mean to a man.

27. Your Majesty, do you still remember the summer by Daming Lake, the sister Rong who punted?

28. Boss, do you have any coke? Give me a bottle of sprite.

29. I am dead and have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me, come down and stay with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely a walking corpse.

30. If I die, please burn me a sister.

3 1, everyone who doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart!

32. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

33. The salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

35. A trip to Shenzhou is ok for me, but I won't spend money to see if you can do it.

36. They all say that my sister is beautiful, but they are all made up.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

32 classic funny quotations in one sentence

1, with your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so keep slim.

2. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed on was the royal salute.

4, people can't judge by appearances, and the third can't be measured.

My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence: go away.

When my mother turned into a swan, you were still an egg.

7, all say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.

8. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

9. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

10, the most useless thing in the world is to get the pay slip in time, look angry and wipe your ass too carefully.

1 1, rival in love fell into the water and had to pee.

12, the furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but the exam is coming soon. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing. More tragically, people passed the preview, but you failed the review.

13, goods have a shelf life, and people are sometimes tired of watching them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

14, Your Majesty, do you still remember Sister Rong who punted on the bank of Daming Lake in summer?

15, when I love you, you hit me and scold me, and I endured it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

16, everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

17, it's selfless to wear a low-cut dress with a hand gear. ,

18, representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.

19, just know what you are.

20. Put Lao Zi in the right position, don't fart and don't take yourself too seriously.

2 1, women mix well, they are sisters-in-law, but they mix badly, they are bitches.

22. Cucumber must be filmed, and life must be embarrassing.

23. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

24. Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

25. The salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

26. Every woman is always mean to a man.

27. What is cruelty? For a man, I will break his three legs; For a male dog, I will break his five legs.

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going

29. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

Describe your life with your 2B pencil. Yidian market network

3 1, I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.