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What Liu Qing said at the end of Everything Grows is the first time in my life. ...
So I summed up the classic lines, look ~ ~
Everything grows classic lines:
(1) I'm happy without thinking too much.
(2) Every handsome guy has one or two stories. I am the unabridged version of decameron.
(3) The monk said that Buddhism means eating when you should eat, sleeping when you should sleep, and having sex when you should have sex.
(4) Peking University has four things to do. If you don't do it, although the school will let you graduate and get a degree, the masses will not admit that you have failed your youth and the lake. There are many versions of these four things that must be done, which reflect the views of different people on crime in different times. When I was there, the popular version was: First, pee once under the statue of Cervantes. Second, dance "Ping Si" for one night in Xue San canteen. Third, post a love poem in the triangle with your real name and surname. Fourth, screwing around on a stone boat in the unnamed lake. The fourth is not that the masses want to deviate from the classics, but that they are full of anguish that the people have nowhere to do bad things.
If you are a plant, my eyes are water.
(6) I want to exhaust all my amorous feelings, so that you can't feel at ease when you are not with me in the future.
I said I made a wish. Do you want to know? She said she didn't want to. I don't want to tell you, or you will blame me for bullying you in the future. I want to exhaust all my amorous feelings, so that you can't feel at ease when you are not with me in the future. She did not say a word. I made a lot of rambling remarks under the influence of alcohol. One of them is very vulgar. I said, "I don't want stars in the sky, I want happiness on earth."
Your tree is too big and my garden is too small. After planting your big tree, I don't know if there will be a peaceful day, and there is no other place to put my own small bridge.
I don't know what time it is. I feel bored. I have no reason to stay in this place. I want to leave.
(10) Sometimes, I think, I said I watched you grow up. Don't get me wrong, I said I watched you grow up alone. Without you, without looking at you, I feel scared. I'm afraid I've confused pigs with dogs. With you, I seem to have a foundation, and I can see the other side of the moon, the dark side that I can't see under normal circumstances; I seem to have an aura, and I can understand another kind of quiet and peaceful writing.
There are two ways to grow up in the world, one is to understand, and the other is to forget what you can't understand, so you have nothing to worry about. Everyone grew up in the latter way.
I want you to know that you are irreplaceable. Now, orangutans don't wake up and find themselves human. The time is wrong. You may not be the smartest and most beautiful, but you are the most important. I grew up missing. Boys can only grow up once. You are irreplaceable. No matter how smart and beautiful others are, it can't be you. The time is wrong.
(13) If she is a plant, my eyes are water, which has been watered for three years. Maybe she never thought about the reason why she was so moist.
I will buy your perfume at any cost. When I was with you, I was not smart at all. I have no self-control over you. I know I will cheat one day. I thought, if you dare to talk to others, I'll cut off your penis first, and then cut off your tongue. I think you will be ruined. I now find that I was wrong. Without my penis and tongue, you still smell like that in your bones, still like that slutty.
(15) Almost all good girls have sex with each other vigorously. After experiencing the sea, they thought about the rest of their lives. If they want to marry an honest child, they will think of Tsinghua boys. This has become a fashion.
(16) "Wisdom can be roughly divided into two types. One is that wisdom is the wisdom of Leonardo da Vinci, which is all-encompassing. Leonardo da vinci painted, taught mathematics and studied human anatomy, and designed an automatic toilet without toilet paper. Another kind of wisdom is centralized wisdom, such as the professor who wrote A Brief History of Time. His whole body, only two fingers can move, and he only knows time tunnels and cosmic black holes. Trivial can also be roughly divided into two types. One is interested in any man with a little taste, and the other is only interested in one man. Lin Daiyu and you both belong to the latter. "
(17) getting off the bridge is like running water, with orange headlights and cherry red taillights flashing under the bridge. The specialty stores in Dongdan Street are brightly lit, and the buildings not far away are neon-lit. They are ships of different sizes. At the corner of the intersection, the towering McDonald's golden M sign is a beacon indicating the navigation channel. On the bridge, I can vaguely see my school, with blue tiles on the roof, cornices hanging in the corner and ghosts falling. Most famous universities in the world are built on the edge of the city, and they will not be born or join the WTO, just like the Taoist attitude towards desire: if you leave, don't help, don't forget. My school is built here, just like the monk temple is built by the Qinhuai River, and there is chaos between color and space.
My room is a cup, and the books in the room and the rivers and lakes outside the window are all carved with cups. My first love was a stone, sitting in my chair and in my cup. It's drizzling, my eyes are water, the taste of new books and old books is water, the peddler's cry outside the window is water, the light inside the house is water, the skylight outside the house is water, my arms are water, and my first love is soaked in my cup and water. She is silent, indifferent, lonely and wild inside, waiting to melt, melt, melt, just like a cold, lonely and wild diamond, waiting to burn like an ordinary charcoal. How many years will it take? I feel that my water has no temperature and my arms are not warm enough.
Some people are like newspapers, and their stories are written on their faces. Some people are like radios. When they are turned off, they die, but if you find the right switch and choose the right channel, they will chatter until you turn them off or the battery runs out.
(20) There are a group of extremely difficult female professors in obstetrics and gynecology and pediatrics in the teaching hospital of our hospital, who are skilled in medical skills and full of dedication. When they were in medical university, they rejected all men's pursuits, thinking that they should feel like ancient water during their study. Later, I graduated and became a resident doctor. I'm on duty 24 hours a day, so I don't have time to take care of the children. Becoming an attending doctor, managing the ward, raising bones, fighting to the death, entrusting for life, the responsibility is too great, you have to devote yourself to it, and marriage is impossible in the first place. I was promoted to associate professor, which is precisely the progress of my business. When I was advancing by leaps and bounds, my former classmates were making achievements, and I couldn't fall behind myself, so my personal affairs were suspended. After many years, I finally became a professor and can hold my head high. I suddenly found my temper getting bigger and bigger. People have gone through menopause, and in two years, I will go through menopause. When the water wants to stir, the body becomes an ancient well.
In my opinion, nothing is irreplaceable, and what seems indispensable is actually not that important. In the past, Kong Qiu was just as great without laptops and mobile phones. Li Yu is as lewd as pirated obscene videos and pomegranate-flavored condoms. You can eat fish without bear's paw. Without fish, you can go to the Temple of Heaven to pick shepherd's purse. There is no bowling, KTV and other entertainment after dinner. We can take a walk, experience the digestion and absorption of food in the body, and then defecate. Shit is not only a kind of entertainment, but also an important way of practice.
22. I think, a teapot, tea leaves in the teapot for a period of time, even if the tea is drunk, even if the tea leaves are poured out, the tea taste is still there. Beijing is a big teapot. Too many elegant people have soaked in Beijing like tea. Even if their temperament is consumed, even if they may die, their popularity remains, just like tea.
(23) There is a schools of psychology who believes that a man's first love determines his emotional orientation throughout his life. Cindy liked a girl when she was a child. The girl's parents produce white cloth, and the little girl only wears white cloth clothes. I can imagine what kind of visual effect it was in dusty Beijing and among dusty people. When an adult Cindy sees a white coat, her penis will be congested and her glans will be raised.
(24) Experience a physiological and psychological climax every 28 days, do things smoothly, and make love smoothly. Every twenty-eight days, I experience a physiological and psychological low tide, seeing chickens annoying chickens and seeing dogs annoying dogs. Moreover, after he talks about friends with a woman, his cycle will gradually be consistent with that woman. I thought to myself, this guy coincides with the way of harmonizing Yin and Yang, which is unusual and wise, SHEN WOO. If he can unconsciously adjust the cycle between him and his girlfriend to match the ups and downs of the moon, he may be able to practice Sunday Dafa.
It's unfair between you and me. I like you so much. I've been trying to hope that you can like me more, but I can't.
(twenty-six) standing on Chang 'an Avenue, flashing neon. Not far away, the building named "penis building" stands tall, pointing to the sky. I really don't know if the designer has a strong sense of humor or is out of his mind, which makes the building look like ancient reproductive worship. The base is round and full, like a scrotum. A cylindrical building, similar to a penis. A prominent revolving restaurant at the top of the building looks like a turtle's head. After the building was completed, it was afforested and beautified. Many trees were planted around the building, which together with the original cypress trees formed pubic hair and completed all the creativity. Before the penis building stood, a state power organ built their building like a vulva in order to highlight their image as the gateway to the motherland. Nowadays, the distance between the two buildings is not far, but also echoes from a distance, and the yin and yang are harmonious.
(27) In fact, the world is a stomach pouch, in which we toss and turn, slowly killing it, and finally returning to the nothingness of * * *. The world doesn't remember anything.
Look up at the countless stars in the sky, think about the evolution of life from paramecium to dog tail grass to human beings, and then think about those things in your heart, and you will also have a little wisdom. Those who fight, chase, lose and win are all bad karma, and so are those who have money. The thing itself is interesting enough, C language is interesting, and small logic is interesting. Understand these benefits, flowers will naturally bloom and rain will naturally come. If you look at a girl affectionately for three years, one day after three years, she will come to you and ask if you are free to chat.
I think if I reach out my index finger and touch her fingertips at this time, I will see lightning. Spit and colorful flowers will grow on the ground. If she immediately crosses the knife and has sex in situ, she will be pregnant with Confucius.
There are no more than two kinds of aesthetic feelings that can exist in people's minds for a long time in their lives, and I chose one of them. I cut the roses and wrapped the pie. I drew the rainbow and tied my pants.
(3 1) The world I told you may be different. In my world, there are "doing something wrong", "my enemy is unhappy" and "I did it only for you".
(32) I often show multiple personalities in my memory. Sometimes he is a handsome boy, dressed in fresh clothes, young and rich, and has crossed the street several times in a tricycle for the disabled. The tricycle is a hairband or handkerchief thrown in by the girl. Sometimes it's a hooligan in the country, with a silk shirt and a paper fan, a face full of juryman, bullying men and women, from the 14-year-old nun of the village head to the widow who is even more powerful at the head of the village.
Most people only see the headlights at night and don't remember the moon behind their heads.
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