Sweet homophonic terrier and a small sand sculpture

Sweet homophonic terrier and a small sand sculpture

1. On my way home, there was a little mud on the roadside. A car passed by and mud splashed all over me. There is a lot of noise. I went back and looked it up. It was called splashing mud loudly.

I can't help unpacking a packet of spicy strips, and my heart is even worse. I looked at the name, and it turned out that Xiangtan lotus loves spicy food.

I don't know how long I drank a pot of tea at home. I just put it in a cup to soak it. When I turned around and saw the milk, it made a loud noise. It turns out that drinking milk tea is so loud.

4. Well, bad and casual are three good friends. One day, just call the bad bar and ask the bad bar out to play together. The bad bar says, who is it? Whatever, say: shall we make up?

After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot, and my mother smiled without a word. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out to be boring.

6. Zhang Wei is good at housework, so I am called "housekeeper"

7. Yifei said that she is good at selling buildings, and she can write "The building is easy to sell" on her resume.

8. If Meijia financial management sticker is not smart, you can write "smart".

9. Zi Qiao has no experience in doing things, and may be a grandson for a week, that is, "grandson week"

10. "My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked, and it turned out to be-good things can make peanuts. "

1 1. I came home and accidentally bumped into the corner of the table. The rag on the table fell and rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

12. Want Want Snow Cake will become a Want Want quilt when it feels hot.

13. Tears are always Prada Prada Dior when I am Gucci.

14. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was furious.

So we can't surf the Internet at home.

15. I bought a steamed stuffed bun to eat on the way. Say that finish, my tears can't stop flowing downwards. It turned out to be a good steamed bread.

16. I just ate the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks and jujube balls.

17. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

18. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms. When I went to the hospital to prescribe medicine, the doctor told me: I can't take more of this medicine. I was just wondering why I suddenly fell down and there was a sound in my ear. So this medicine is a good pill!

19. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that because it told me to love you. ...

20. Xiaoming got lost in the wild at night. On a cold night, he can only hold a tombstone to keep warm. That is a hot monument.

2 1. There are two loveliest things in the world. One is that I am cute, and the other is that I love you.

22. Others find buzzing annoying. If you say it's a beautiful mosquito, I'll tickle you.

23. I want to get rich overnight, but I can't control you.

24. The one who delivered food today sang ktv. After listening to the sound quality, I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was a louder microphone.

25. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

26. Doctor: Wake up! !

Patient: What's the matter?

Doctor: It's time to take sleeping pills!

27. Before he died, Gong Yu said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains."

The son said, "Shiny."

28. W: I want to pee.

Man: Do you want it?

29. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos.

When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why.

He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos of the fainted shark with her."

30.1: What's the smell of grass?

Another: Grass is tasteless.

One: Strawberries? !

31'Do you have a brief history of time?'

What do I do with this? '

32. One day

Chocolate and ice cream fight.

Who do you bet will win?

I bet it's chocolate.

Because chocolate bars

33. Do you know why the sea is blue?

Because the fish are spitting bubbles. Blue, blue,

Then the sea turns blue.

34. Go shopping for shoes alone.

Then the cabinet sister told him that your shoe size was gone.

The man said: What?

The cabinet sister said: You have no size.

35. I took an orange this morning and wanted to squeeze orange juice.

On the way, the machine fell off the table.

There was a loud noise and all the fruits flowed out. I cried, so it was the sound of orange granules.

36. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?"

"Isn't your mouth on your face?"

37. "How happy I will be if someone belongs to me."

"Stop it, no one is a fish."

38. "If there is reincarnation, I guess I will give up voluntarily.

Really, one more life is better than one less.

39. Are you religious? I am a basketball player. Our main task is to sleep.

40. On an island recently, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.