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(Wukong casually throws a box of moonlight and hits the Tang Priest on the head. )

Tang Priest: What? They were about to start work when suddenly ...

Tang Priest: Hey hey! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you ... you threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if you hit a child? Even if you can't hit the children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants. (Wukong grabs the moonlight box in Tang Priest's hand) Tang Priest: What?

Wukong: Let go!

Tang Priest: Do you want it? Wukong, how can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ……

Wukong: I am Kao! (Wukong punches down the Tang Priest. )

Guanyin: Huh? The Monkey King!

Wukong: Did everyone see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day. It seems that there is a fly. Hum … Sorry, it's not one. It's a bunch of flies around you. Hum … Hum … Fly to your ear. Help! (Wukong falls to the ground and rolls around in great pain. )

Wukong: So I caught the fly, crushed its stomach, pulled out its intestines, and then grabbed its neck with its intestines and pulled it hard, heh! The whole tongue is sticking out! I'll start over! The whole world is clean. Now everyone understands why I killed him!

(The seventh day has arrived. The cowshed is full of lanterns and colorful decorations. A gallows was set up in the square, and the Tang priest was tied to it and guarded by two little demons. )

Tang Priest: How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? To say a word, I just want to make one more friend before I die.

Opposite the gallows is a high platform. Xia Zi's feather coat is full of worries. )

(Friar Sand and Xiang Xiang also blend into the wedding scene, waiting for the chance to save people. )

Tang Priest: So being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale.

(Little demon armor begins to vomit. )

Tang Priest: Hey, he got it. Did you get it?

(Check the soles of everyone's feet and walk up to a person)

Spider essence: Why are there scars?

Bangcong: That's not a scar, it's just mud!

Spider essence: Wash the mud clean, or I'll cut it off!

Master: Master, why does she look at our soles?

Supreme treasure: fortunately, I only look at the soles of my feet, not my ass.

Second husband: Are you afraid?

Supreme treasure: it is you who are afraid, not me.

Second husband: Why?

Supreme treasure: There are so many prickles on your ass, maybe she will say that your ass is not clean, cut it off!

Number two: How do you know my ass?

Supreme treasure: The blind man said he saw it when he peeked at you in the shower.

Second in command: Huh? Why did you spy on me while I was taking a shower?

Blind child: I didn't just peek at you. I peeked at everyone.

People: Huh? Peek at our asses!

(Cha Zhi Zun Bao)

Spider essence: Huh? Why is there so much hair?

Supreme treasure: normal! I have more hair in other parts of my body. How's it going? Does it tickle your heart?

(Spider spirit tears off the hair on her feet)

Supreme treasure: ah. . .

Spider essence: You mean it grows more luxuriantly there?

Supreme treasure: Oh, no, actually, I only have hair on my head and soles of my feet, which is probably the wrong place.

Spider spirit: Hum, starting from today, I want you to check all the people who pass by here day and night.

Supreme treasure: check, check what?

Spider essence: check the soles of your feet. If you find three moles, tell me at once. Hum!

Second in charge: Wang, we don't rob, we just look at the soles of people's feet, and our peers will laugh at us for being abnormal!

Supreme treasure: You can't beat her with a clear knife and a clear gun, and it's hard to prevent her from hurting people with a back arrow. Let her taste the five-poison ecstasy tonight, rape first and then kill!

Number two: Hey, good plan!

Supreme treasure: Do you feel good? Then I'll leave this task to you!

Second in command: Huh? So highly of me? Forget it!

Supreme treasure: hmm. . .

Second husband: no, Wang doesn't have to kneel!

Supreme treasure: you think I want to kneel, but my legs don't work!

The blind man's son: Master, the injury of your Seven Wounds Boxing is getting worse and worse!

Supreme treasure: I still have hands. I won't give in. Ha ha ha ha. . .

(falling into a shit hole)

Number two: Wang fell into the shit hole, Wang. . .

Supreme treasure: keep people under the sword! The result was suicide. Why did you kill yourself?

Bai Jingjing: I'll kill you first! Supreme treasure: what a hero! Leave me alone!

Bai Jingjing: Let you go? You give me a reason not to kill you!

Supreme treasure: I was thinking ... give me a reason to kill me first!

Bai Jingjing: OK! You left me without saying a word, and you had a son with my senior!

Supreme treasure: You have completely misunderstood. ...

Bai Jingjing: Go to hell! (brandishing a sword to chop)

Supreme treasure: no, hero! I went back to ask your senior sister for an antidote to save you, and it was too late to find you when I got back.

Bai Jingjing: You lied to me!

Supreme treasure: You don't believe it? (Pulls out Yu Pei) Look!

Tang Priest: Sister, this is all your fault!

Guanyin: Huh?

Tang Priest: Wukong wants to eat me. This is just an idea. It hasn't been realized yet. You have no proof. What crime did he commit? Why don't you wait for him to eat me and you can prove it, so it's not too late to convict him!

Guanyin: Tang Sanzang, I've long heard of your verbosity. I didn't expect you to be so verbose! The diamond ring I gave you was used to subdue this monkey, but you were useless!

Tang Priest: Alas, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. The front is heavy and the back is light, and the left is wide and the right is narrow. After wearing it, it is very uncomfortable. I can't sleep all night, it will get me into trouble! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. The government will accuse me of animal cruelty! Speaking of diamond rings, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He is exquisite in workmanship and reasonable in price. He is innocent. How about I introduce you to order another one?

Tang Priest: I won't embarrass you. Please tell the Jade Emperor that I am willing to pay the price of my life! As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will? Please forgive me for doing this, sister. I just want to influence the bad guys to match my fearless spirit of compassion!

……

Tang Priest: Wukong, do you know what sonorous sonorous is?

Supreme treasure: what clang clang clang clang clang clang clang?

Tang Priest: Bang, bang, bang, bang, that is (singing).

Only you. You can accompany me to the western classics. ...

Supreme treasure: hey ...

Tang Priest: An Liyou!

I'll take the fall, you go to hell and do your best for all beings!

Supreme treasure: I really can't I tell you. ...

Tang Priest: Go-go-!

Supreme treasure: Fuck you! Is that all you got to say (Punching down the Tang Priest) I have already told you that I can't do it, and you have to go up-up-! Open-open-! I can't stand ignoring me completely, and I'll stab you to death again! Tang Priest: Wukong, you can stab me to death. There is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. When you understand, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me! Amitabha, Amitabha ...

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Tang Priest: Wukong, do you know what sonorous sonorous is?

Supreme treasure: what clang clang clang clang clang clang clang?

Tang Priest: Party Party Party Dangdang, that is (singing) only you! You can accompany me to the western classics. ...

Supreme treasure: hey ...

Tang Priest: An Liyou!

....

I'll take the fall, you go to hell and do your best for all beings!

...

Supreme treasure: I really can't I tell you. ...

Tang Priest: Go-go-!

Supreme treasure: Fuck you! Is that all you got to say (Punching down the Tang Priest) I have already told you that I can't do it, and you have to go up-up-! Open-open-! I can't stand ignoring me completely, and I'll stab you to death again!

Tang Priest: Wukong, you can stab me to death. There is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. When you understand, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me! Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha ...

A Chinese Odyssey Classic Dialogue II

Supreme treasure: the night is long and I have no mood to sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, so neither could you, Jingjing!

......

Bai Jingjing: Why did you shave off your beard? Do you know that you have no personality without a beard?

Supreme treasure: Really?

Bai Jingjing: Well, you can't write in Chinese or use force. You don't want to be a mountain thief. Do you want to be a champion?

Supreme treasure: I thought about it. ...

Bai Jingjing: Save it! Change your image and be a promising mountain thief!

Supreme treasure: I see, I will definitely continue to work hard! (turns and runs)

Bai Jingjing: Because that smelly monkey won't be so gentle with me. Who the fuck are you ?

Supreme treasure: I will be your husband in 500 years. 500 years later, you gave up this relationship because of me. I worked so hard to come back here and do all these things for you. Jingjing, I miss you. I really miss you. I miss you so much! Do you believe it or not?

3. Supreme Treasure: Keep people under the sword! The result was suicide. Why did you kill yourself?

Bai Jingjing: I'll kill you first!

Supreme treasure: what a hero! Leave me alone!

Bai Jingjing: Let you go? You give me a reason not to kill you!

Supreme treasure: I was thinking ... give me a reason to kill me first!

Bai Jingjing: OK! You left me without saying a word, and you had a son with my senior!

Supreme treasure: You have completely misunderstood. ...

Bai Jingjing: Go to hell! (brandishing a sword to chop)

Supreme treasure: no, hero! I went back to ask your senior sister for an antidote to save you, and it was too late to find you when I got back.

Bai Jingjing: You lied to me!

Supreme treasure: You don't believe it? (Pulls out Yu Pei) Look.

A Chinese Odyssey Classic Dialogue 3

Bajie: In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than him, but now there is a fairy from Xia Zi, and I am afraid he is a little higher than me.

Friar Sand: I'm here!

Bajie: Because of you, he is a little taller than me!

Tang Priest: Go!

Wukong: Master, where are you going?

Tang Priest: Tianzhu! (first out of the hole)

Wukong: Master, why do you talk like that?

Bajie: Master always speaks simply and clearly! go to

Supreme treasure: I don't think there will be moonlight tonight.

Girl: Really? Bitch, you can't run out of my Wuzhishan, hum and hum!

Supreme treasure: What's your name?

Girl: Last name is Lin.

Supreme Treasure: Oh, so you are the "Brigitte Lin" that my eldest brother always said.

Girl: Your big brother?

Supreme treasure: The guy you hit yesterday is called Supreme treasure.

Girl: What about you?

Supreme treasure: I'm his twin brother. My name is Zhi Zunyu.

Maiden: Supreme Treasure, Wisdom Jade? Trying to cheat me?

Supreme treasure: Hee hee, you are so smart. Actually, my eldest brother's real name is Qin Han, and my name is Qin Xianglin.

Maiden: What are you doing here?

Supreme treasure: I ... I admire you very much.

A Chinese Odyssey Classic Dialogue 4

Guanyin: the Monkey King, you bastard, in order to marry Niu's sister, he even gave you your master Tang Sanzang as a gift, and invited the monster to eat Tang Priest's meal with you. Do you admit your mistake?

Wukong: Sanbapo! You chased me for three days and nights, and I won't kill you because you are a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you!

Tang Priest: Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?

Wukong: Wow! Shut up!

Tang Priest: You startled me again!

...

Tang Priest: Wukong, you are so naughty! I told you not to throw things around. It's wrong to throw things around. Hey, why did you throw away the stick before I finished? Moonlight box is a treasure, throwing it around will pollute the environment. What should I do if I hit a child? Even if you can't hit children, it's not good to hit flowers and plants!

....

Tang Priest: What are you doing?

Wukong: Let go!

Tang Priest: Do you want it? Don't you just want to be clear? I'll give it to you if you want it. Of course I won't give it to you if you want it! No way. You want me to give it to you, and you want me to give it to you. Be reasonable! Now, on the count of three, you must make it clear whether you want to. ...

Wukong: I am Kao! (Knock down the Tang Priest with one punch)

Guanyin: Huh? The Monkey King!

Wukong: Ha ha ha ha ha! Did everyone see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day. It seems that there is a fly. Hum … Sorry, it's not one. It's a bunch of flies around you. Hum … Hum … Fly to your ear. Help! (Wukong falls to the ground and rolls around in great pain. )

Wukong: So I caught the fly, crushed its stomach, pulled out its intestines, and then grabbed its neck with its intestines and pulled it hard, heh! The whole tongue is sticking out! I'll start over! The whole world is clean. Now everyone understands why I killed him!

...

Tang Priest: Sister, this is all your fault!

Guanyin: Huh?

Tang Priest: Wukong wants to eat me. This is just an idea. It hasn't been realized yet. You have no proof. What crime did he commit? Why don't you wait for him to eat me and you can prove it, so it's not too late to convict him!

Guanyin: Tang Sanzang, I've long heard of your verbosity. I didn't expect you to be so verbose! The diamond ring I gave you was used to subdue this monkey, but you were useless!

Tang Priest: Alas, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. The front is heavy and the back is light, and the left is wide and the right is narrow. After wearing it, it is very uncomfortable. I can't sleep all night, it will get me into trouble! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. The government will accuse me of animal cruelty! Speaking of diamond rings, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He is exquisite in workmanship and reasonable in price. He is innocent. How about I introduce you to order another one?

Tang Priest: I won't embarrass you. Please tell the Jade Emperor that I am willing to pay the price of my life! As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will? Please forgive me for doing this, sister. I just want to influence the bad guys to match my fearless spirit of compassion!

A Chinese Odyssey Classic Dialogue 5

Supreme treasure: I must miss Jingjing too much.

Bodhi: Yes, you called Jingjing 98 times when you fainted.

Supreme treasure: Jingjing is my wife.

Bodhi: There is another Xia Zi. You called him 784 times!

Supreme treasure: huh? !

Bodhi: 784 times ... This Xia Zi must owe you a lot of money.

Supreme treasure: come out! Grapes!

Bodhi: I don't want to spy on you. I just want to study some subtle feelings between people.

Supreme treasure: you are just a robber, big brother. Don't learn from others.

Bodhi: Robbers are also learned.

Supreme treasure: save it and go to bed!

Bodhi: Is Xia Zi an exclamation point or a period in your mind? Is your mind full of question marks? ...

Supreme Treasure: Xia Zi is just someone I know! I lied to her before, but now I just feel a little guilty. I hate her more and more! I'm getting married tomorrow. What do you want?

Bodhi: One day, you find yourself in love with someone you hate. This relationship is the most deadly!

Supreme treasure: but how can I fall in love with a person I hate? Would you please give me a reason? Please.

Bodhi: Do you need a reason to love someone?

Supreme treasure: don't you need it?

Bodhi: Do you need it?

Supreme treasure: don't you need it?

Bodhi: Do you need it?

Supreme treasure: don't you need it?

Bodhi: Hey, I'm learning from you. Why are you so serious? Need it? (turning around)

A Chinese Odyssey Classic Dialogue VI

Tang Priest: How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? To say a word, I just want to make one more friend before I die.

Tang Priest: So being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. (Little demon armor begins to vomit. )

Tang Priest: Hey, he got it. Did you get it?

Tang Priest: People and goblins are born of mothers, different people are fucking people, and demons are fucking demons.

……

Small demon armor: I can't stand it! (Draw a sword and commit suicide)

Tang Priest: What's your mother's name?

Demon B: Ah! (nervous breakdown)

Tang Priest: Look, it's my sister who wants to save my sister now, and that sister will definitely save her sister in the future.

Tang Priest: Look, am I right? (At this moment, Little Demon B hanged himself beside Tang Priest. )

Tang Priest: You are faster than me. You are really great!

Tang Priest: Look out! It thundered! It's raining to collect clothes! (The kids all fainted. )